NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl

[BobG]

NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl by 2018. Film at 11 (or right below)

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_scientists_plan_to_approach?utm_source=slate_rss_1

Best of all, her eyes are the color of Magnesium Iron Silicate.

 

[Borg]

The budget of 900 million dollars and the auto-eject were my favorites.

 

[waterwalker10]

As funny as this is...this is exactly how they plan and execute! To bad it will cost $900M ;)

 

[Astronuc]

The team is in the early stages of the development of a joke with which to break the ice.

They are leaning toward 'a casual observation about socks disappearing in a dryer', which leads to a black-hole analogy, which opens up a discussion on space, about which NASA scientists feel comfortable talking.

This reminds me of the Big Bang Theory.

First question from the audience is about "risking another tragedy."

 

[BobG]

I once had a girlfriend with eyes the color of iron oxide hydroxide.

And like the mineral, her luster was earthy to dull and cleavage was absent.

 

[Evo]

I hadn't realized the Onion has started doing videos. That was great.

 

[Math Is Hard]

hahaha .. "the 2002 girl at Border's book store disaster".

 

[MotoH]

Well at least the HST is there in case of total mission failure!

 

[JaWiB]

"...it was found to be infeasible and just stupid, really...Stupid."

 

[Topher925]

That comment about the high resolution photos from the Hubble had me on the floor.