NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl

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NASA Scientists Plan to Approach Girl by 2018. Film at 11 (or right below)

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nasa_scientists_plan_to_approach?utm_source=slate_rss_1

Best of all, her eyes are the color of Magnesium Iron Silicate.
 

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The budget of 900 million dollars and the auto-eject were my favorites. :biggrin:
 
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As funny as this is...this is exactly how they plan and execute! To bad it will cost $900M ;)
 
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The team is in the early stages of the development of a joke with which to break the ice. :rofl:

They are leaning toward 'a casual observation about socks disappearing in a dryer', which leads to a black-hole analogy, which opens up a discussion on space, about which NASA scientists feel comfortable talking. :uhh:

This reminds me of the Big Bang Theory.

First question from the audience is about "risking another tragedy."
 
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I once had a girlfriend with eyes the color of iron oxide hydroxide.

And like the mineral, her luster was earthy to dull and cleavage was absent.
 
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I hadn't realized the Onion has started doing videos. That was great.
 
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hahaha .. "the 2002 girl at Border's book store disaster".
 
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Well at least the HST is there in case of total mission failure!
 
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"...it was found to be infeasible and just stupid, really...Stupid."
:rofl:
 
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That comment about the high resolution photos from the Hubble had me on the floor.
 

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