snorkack said:
Oh, there is obvious classical or "classical" explanation why white dwarfs cool!
Only because of quantum mechanics! So what you mean by "classical" really means "with quantum mechanics but in a way we did not recognize before we had quantum mechanics."
My point here is, with no Pauli exclusion principle, it will remain a gas of independent charged particles, and the white dwarf will never cool. But it's true that you could have classical interparticle forces that break the gas/plasma behavior and turn it into some kind of crystal lattice. That would allow cooling because of the huge difference between a force (like gravity) that always increases with reduced interparticle distances, and a force (like molecular binding forces) which has an equilibrium where the force is zero at finite interparticle distance (acting like springs attached between the particles). Usually with white dwarfs, we do not need to consider forces like that (and we don't, in any of the common formulas you will see used to describe white dwarfs). They don't come up until the white dwarf is quite old, i.e., after quantum mechanics has already made its presence felt. Without quantum mechanics that just never happens, so the white dwarf never cools.
snorkack said:
First have a look at why stars heat when they lose energy...
Because of PV=nRT.
Yes, and that is the thing that quantum mechanics breaks.
snorkack said:
If you have a thin atmosphere on top of a solid or liquid, incompressible planet then it cools on cooling all right.
Certainly, that's because the incompressibility of the planet makes implicit assumptions about interparticle forces of the second type I mentioned above. That's what quantum mechanics is allowing to happen. But it's true that those kinds of forces will eventually matter, as even a white dwarf will eventually crystallize its ions. In a normal picture of a white dwarf, we look at it before that happens, and get things like the white dwarf mass/radius relation. Once the ions crystallize, new physics is needed, but that takes a long time to appear (it's why Jupiter is not a white dwarf).
It's interesting to consider how the physics of interparticle forces other than gravity come into play. I think your perspective here could be framed as the question, is quantum mechanics needed for those forces to come into play, or would they never matter without it? That's what I'm saying the answer is the latter: with no quantum mechanics, interparticle forces other than gravity will never come into play, because one crucial thing that the PEP does is allow the electrons to steal most of the kinetic energy from the ions. It does that because thermodynamics says that what will be the same between the electrons and the ions is their temperature, but the PEP is causing the electrons to have way more kinetic energy than their kT would suggest classically. Hence, classically, the electrons and ions have similar kinetic energy, which is then very high for both, and nothing ever crystallizes nor forms any molecules of any kind. So classically, a white dwarf stays a plasma, and never cools at all.
snorkack said:
Take any common liquid or solid. Double its pressure. Its volume does NOT halve!
Yes, because of those molecular type forces that have a zero at a finite equilibrium interparticle spacing at low enough kinetic energy to "trap" the particles in those potential wells. But that is what doesn't happen when both electrons and ions have roughly equal kinetic energy, i.e., that's what doesn't happen without quantum mechanically altered thermodynamics.
snorkack said:
The thing is, white dwarfs unlike stars and like planets behave like they consist of condensed matter - solids or liquids - not ideal gas.
Beware, this is one of the common yet misleading things you will hear about white dwarfs. It comes about because the temperature is very low (due to quantum mechanics), compared to the kinetic energy, and that means the ions (which
are behaving classically) will eventually crystallize. But most white dwarfs have not had that happen yet, they are still just pure gas, with no important interparticle forces except gravity (and the electrostatic forces that assure charge neutrality, which we safely sweep under the rug by considering "fluid parcels" that are electrically neutral). All of their solidlike behavior comes from their inability to lose heat easily, nothing else. In particular, if you squeeze a highly degenerate gas using some external pressure, it contracts
exactly the same as a thermally insulated ideal gas would, i.e., adiabatically. That's because it is exactly a gas that cannot lose heat, just like an adiabatic ideal gas, but with a much different temperature than you would imagine.