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My oatmeal package has a joke on it, but I don't get it. Help me out here.
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?
A: Over 150 years ago.
-Dave
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?
A: Over 150 years ago.
-Dave
It seems to be informational and not a joke.Poncho said:My oatmeal package has a joke on it, but I don't get it. Help me out here.
Q: When did dinosaurs first become popular?
A: Over 150 years ago.
-Dave
:rofl: Well, that would explain it!Poncho said:Maybe it's british humor. -Dave
On behalf of the british people one must say, one does not have a clue :tongue2:Evo said::rofl: Well, that would explain it!![]()
Oh now, it's widely known that no one understands British humour, not even some British.wolram said:On behalf of the british people one must say, one does not have a clue :tongue2:
Ooh, can I have some too? And you better send some to Enigma (where has that little winged guy been anyway?), oatmeal cookies are his favorite!Evo said:Oh now, it's widely known that no one understands British humour, not even some British.![]()
Speaking of oatmeal, I just made some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. (stuffs some warm cookies into Wolram's harddrive)
I was about to make sugar cookies today, but was out of eggEvo said:Speaking of oatmeal, I just made some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
rachmaninoff said:But it isn't.
May I have it please. I'll file it right behind my cat litter cake recipe. I've started collecting and making "out of the ordinary recipes" for work so that no one can copy them. No one tries to outdo the old lady and her Grammies Snicker-doodles or whatever. Bacon-chocolate chip cookies sounds like just the ticket. Try making an apple tartlette with strawberry syrup instead of sugar and butter. The trick is sloooooowwwww. :tongue2:Poncho said:I made my famous bacon-chocolate chip cookies for the department picnic last week. Two different old ladies asked me for the recipe.
Source of this: http://1treehill.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_1treehill_archive.html (11/17/2003 entry)This just goes to prove that anything worth knowing is printed on instant oatmeal packets. Go out and share your new-found knowledge with those who need it.
From: the back of a Quaker Maple & Brown Sugar Instant Oatmeal packet
"Q.: When did dinosaurs first become popular?"
"A.: Over 150 years ago--thanks in part to a London exhibit in 1851 that included full-size replicas of dinosaurs."
Source: Encyclopaedia Britannica.
Wow.. those are just.. wow.Math Is Hard said:rejected oatmeal package jokes:
Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling!
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
A: One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door won't close!
hey! where's that souflée?! :grumpy:Evo said:Oh now, it's widely known that no one understands British humour, not even some British.![]()
Speaking of oatmeal, I just made some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. (stuffs some warm cookies into Wolram's harddrive)
Funny shape shifterMath Is Hard said:rejected oatmeal package jokes:
Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling!
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
A: One. After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
A: The door won't close!
Cheeky monkey!* :tongue:wolram said:Funny shape shifter![]()
I still don't get it :|cefarix said:It's funny cause it says "over" 150 "years ago"