Science Humor: A Wide Selection

[rama]

There are 10 sorts of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

i like this one

 

[drizzle]

Lol adj.

 

[PhysicoRaj]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

Adj, the genius left out the horizontal division bar!

 

[adjacent]

Adj, the genius left out the horizontal division bar!

 

[Gerdo23]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1385297_751119818260786_1650933862_n.jpg

 

[member 428835]

a student says to the professor: "i am wanting to do better in your class, and i have immaculate study consistency all term, yet I'm still doing poorly."

professor responds: "studying consistently is like a proof by induction; you need the right base case."

 

[dkotschessaa]

Q. How many Walter Rudins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The punchline to this joke is so similar to other jokes that we omit the details.

 

[lisab]

Q. How many Walter Rudins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The punchline to this joke is so similar to other jokes that we omit the details.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
The derivation of the punchline to this joke is left as an exercise for the reader.

 

[Enigman]

http://www.turbosloth.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2013-08-07-The-Biology-Professor.png

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

Spoiler

H_2 O_2

 

[dkotschessaa]

a student says to the professor: "i am wanting to do better in your class, and i have immaculate study consistency all term, yet I'm still doing poorly."

professor responds: "studying consistently is like a proof by induction; you need the right base case."

Doesn't really strike me as a joke, but profoundly true!

 

[Borek]

First Atomic Clock Wristwatch.

 

[mfb]

Well, it is possible...

 

[Enigman]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3324#comic

 

[PhysicoRaj]

First Atomic Clock Wristwatch.

Its a 'Handwatch'. Soon the person will get fed up and it'll turn into a 'Shoulderwatch'.

 

[adjacent]

Its a 'Handwatch'. Soon the person will get fed up and it'll turn into a 'Shoulderwatch'.

Then it will turn into a wall clock.

 

[PhysicoRaj]

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

 

[Psinter]

Then it will turn into a wall clock.

Then into a tower clock.

 

[Enigman]

 

[Enigman]

http://crispian-jago.blogspot.in/2010/05/skeptic-trumps-cards-001-040.html

 

[collinsmark]

'Pretty good Cyanide and Happiness today.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/same.png

[Link: http://explosm.net/comics/3557/]

 

[Psinter]

 

[dkotschessaa]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1381715_835721749782171_7512280124590361672_n.jpg

 

[collinsmark]

metallic sodium?

 

[lisab]

metallic sodium?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

 

[collinsmark]

Got it. Thanks.

 

[adjacent]

What does it have to do with Batman?

 

[I like Serena]

What does it have to do with Batman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtoMN_xi-AM

 

[adjacent]

hahah. I get it now

 

[DennisN]

Original link: http://xkcd.com/1047/

 

[dkotschessaa]

 

[MostlyHarmless]

Engineer/Physicist/Mathematician/Sheep joke

An Engineer, a Physicist, and a Mathematician are all on a train in Germany. The engineer looks out of the window and sees a black sheep, and says to the other two, "Hmm, the sheep here are all black." To which the Physicist replies, "Well.. At least one sheep here is black." "No, no, no, no.." interjects the Mathematician, "at least one sheep has black wool on one side."

 

[Enigman]

If great scientists had logos:

 

[M Grandin]

An Engineer, a Physicist, and a Mathematician are all on a train in Germany. The engineer looks out of the window and sees a black sheep, and says to the other two, "Hmm, the sheep here are all black." To which the Physicist replies, "Well.. At least one sheep here is black." "No, no, no, no.." interjects the Mathematician, "at least one sheep has black wool on one side."

Einstein passed by and said: "Sorry you are all wrong! At least one sheep has black wool on one side at this moment !"

 

[Enigman]

 

[collinsmark]

Did you hear about the mathematician who despised negative numbers? He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

 

[Matterwave]

If great scientists had logos:

How is Euclid's logo have 2 different angles in the interior angles? They should be equal...!

 

[Adoniram]

 

[Matterwave]

Yea...don't move when you're doing that experiment...

 

[Enigman]

I raise.

 

[Adoniram]

I raise.

[PLAIN]http://hugelolcdn.com/i/301338.gif[/QUOTE]

brilliant

 

[Enigman]

 

[mfb]

It is iron past helium.

 

[davenn]

Just remember that 1 is approximately equal to 2, for large values of 1 and small values of 2.

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Heisenberg may have slept here.

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Two strands of DNA are walking down the street. One says to the other, "Do these genes make me look fat?"

 

[davenn]

I went to see the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night. Half way through, the bloke on the triangle disappeared.

... René Descartes was sitting at the bar when the bartender asked if he wanted a re-fill.
He said "No, I don't think ..." and disappeared.

I would like to think that René and the Triangle player disappeared to the same place and lived happily ever after, but I suspect that, sadly, this was not the case!

According to Schrödinger they did and did not; we won't know until we look.

And, according to Gödel, we can't "see" everything until we look from the outside.

 

[Enigman]

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/let-amp-039-s-not-moonwalk_o_3139545.jpg

 

[Sousf]

Q:Why can't you trust an atoms
A:Because they make up everything