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A nice, big collection of raw material for a stupid quetion or stupid anser is my main reaction:wolram said:Whacky or what, no ideas at all Zooby?
"Recently, when a Polish aviator of my acquaintance and his stalwart wife were towing a 1967 Ford convertible of random special forces experts into the great blue yonder on their way to a mission in Hampstead Heath, they encountered difficulty in the form of the revenance of none other than Germany's ace fighter pilot, The Red Baron, hot on their tail, firing tracers and closing on them. This disturbed the soldiers, who, trained for stealthy, earthbound hand-to-hand, were out of their element, and began complaining, and shouting for the pilot to draw the Red Baron to the ground, land, and let them have at him on their accustomed battlefield. Shouting back over his shoulder at them to shut their pie-holes, he pulled the special orange lever, jettisoning the wings and tail, and reassured his wife: "Tighten your belt dear. I'm just going to accelerate for the next two years. He'll be out of petrol before we are."
Who knew the Polish aviator was married?