If I've interpreted the initials correctly from previous posts, I believe that my appropriate reaction here should be
WTF?!
Do you people have some kind of bet going about how many posts you can put in while I'm gone before I'll quit trying to respond to them? (Whoever guessed
this many is off by one.

)
zoobyshoe said:
I don't believe you've understood a word you've said.
Well, at least he resembles the rest of us in one regard.
BicycleTree said:
Indeed, I have come to eschew the philosophy
Now if only you could eschew obfuscation...
BicycleTree said:
Well, I can draw pretty well, actually.
I'm starting to doubt that you can draw a conclusion, never mind a picture.
zoobyshoe said:
Boy, can you shovel the jargon.
I was wondering what the polite word for that was.
Evo said:
The ghost just got the 7,000th reply, congrats Bartholomew!

Wait a second here! Bartholomew... Bart... Art...
Artman?! 
You double-devious son of a *****! I was wondering where you were hiding.
DocToxyn said:
I now concede user rights to Artman and any other person of the male gender who finds his aforementioned gender identifying body parts in the crushing steel grip of whatever significant other be he with, livestock included (that for you Danger

).
Thank you very much, Doc. Most people tend to ignore those of us with alternative-species lifestyles.
SOS2008 said:
Oh look franzbear, look what SOS has found for you...
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/9797/crazydog2qd.jpg
What in the hell
is that thing?! Looks like Phyllis Diller with PMS.
Huckleberry said:
An angry wife or girlfriend might actually enjoy seeing her mate sleeping in a dog bed at the foot of the bed.
I'm glad Evo never thought of that. Her cold feet and snorting were bad enough.
zoobyshoe said:
When I doodle, it looks pretty good, but it doesn't look realistic.
It just takes practise. When I doodle, it looks
exactly like a doodle.
Evo said:
SOS, that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
It reminds me of one of those silly-ass Asian lizards that spreads its neck out like a kite and buggers off running on its back legs like a thief who's karked his drawers.
Moonbear said:
What was Danger's ex-from-Hell's name?
SOS2008 said:
I guess that's close enough to Sylvia.
Sylvia is not the ex-from-hell. Sylvia predated the ex-from-hell by at least 5 years, and was only a casual acquaintance. The ex-from-hell is Jane.
BicycleTree said:
Here's what I like. I like stuff that looks as if it was drawn according to some plan, but actually wasn't. If someone made absolutely incomprehensible engineering diagrams, with no meaning to them, but with a lot of direction and apparent meaning, so it strongly suggests that they do mean something without actually getting there, then I would like that person's art. My own art is something like that.
As is your writing.
Moonbear said:
Maybe I should switch to sculpture?
Just be damned careful where you point that chisel.
zoobyshoe said:
That sounds like the way I write.
In light of my previous comment, I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that.
BicycleTree said:
However, I'm not ruling out the possiblity that somewhere out in the vast universe there is something that my drawings are photorealistic of.
That's pretty much like saying that since your new recipe for tuna casserole is duplicated somewhere in a toxic waste dump, you're a legitimate chef.
Huckleberry said:
I never liked balogna as a child.
If you roll bologna up really tight and stuff it into a condom, you have a Yank hotdog.
Huckleberry said:
Moonbear, If you want to sculpt turtles I could pose one for you.
It had better be your own.
Moonbear said:
Will it stand still if I touch it all over to get the feel for it? You know, sculpture is all about feel.
Just kiss it first so it'll know that you're its friend.
Moonbear said:
zoobyshoe said:
The proof is in the taste.
It's a little disturbing to see those two quotes right next to each other.
zoobyshoe said:
No! It will cling to my zoobie hair and I'll wake up with an ant colony all over me in the morning!
Mk said:
Or maybe you need an iMac G5:
http://www.apple.com/imac/
Sure, you bastard... wave a pot roast in front of a starving man.
Mk said:
Franzbear! Fransbear!

Ooooh, that's fun! Fransbear! Franzbear! *walks into a wall* Ouch! *turns 180 degrees* Franzbear! Franzbear!...
Have you been dipping into BT's drugs?
Okay, you buggers, I've caught up to you! (On this thread; how the hell many more do I have to deal with?)
And I know that Moonbear has a post after my last response, but I can't think of anything to say about it.