Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #5,901
I've participated in the castration of a calf. I think many people don't like to use the elastrator thing. Emasculation looks harsh, but it is fast and the calf seems to be fine just moments after the process is complete.

Funny story. My aunt was learning how to castrate calves. I was holding the video camera as one of her friends chased the calf around and finally got a rope around it. Mom and Dad were right there. They didn't seem to mind until their calf was roped and being manhandled out of the pen. Then they both came charging in. I was the last to notice because I had my eyes in the camera. I hear my aunt warn me and make a quick run for the gate. They close it just in time.

They laid down the calf and tied his feet together so he couldn't kick. Then my aunt took a knife and was shown where to cut. She cut the scrotum, which was actually pretty thick and tough. Then she had to go hunting for the testicles inside the body of the calf. She got them and cut them off.

Hmm, I don't remember him being closed up. I remember the ropes being untied and they let him back into the pen. His mom licked him and everything seemed pretty normal. We were going to bring the testicles to a friend because he likes to eat them, but we forgot them on a fence post. Some vulture probably got em.

My awnt has the video still.
 
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  • #5,902
Evo said:
I'll bet no one ever asked you to demonstrate how they worked. :wink:
Definitely not! :smile: The mental image seemed quite sufficient for them.
 
  • #5,903
WHAT??
 
  • #5,904
I don't think I could ever cut of a living organism's testicles.
 
  • #5,905
I don't think any guy could cut off an organisms testicles
 
  • #5,906
Huckleberry said:
My awnt has the video still.
And most people show home videos of their vacation.
 
  • #5,907
Huckleberry said:
Hmm, I don't remember him being closed up.

I haven't messed with calves, just lambs, but my understanding is they don't suture. Less chance of problems if it's left open to drain. The elastrator is pretty commonly used on lambs. But, for my own work, I need rams, not wethers, so we just vasectomize them (and then they are so happy to get to go out with the ewes whenever we are tracking heat cycles; they have a pretty good life :approve:).
 
  • #5,908
yomamma said:
I don't think any guy could cut off an organisms testicles
I could quite easily. People do it every day. (to animals)
 
  • #5,909
yomamma said:
I don't think any guy could cut off an organisms testicles
Ranchers do it all the time.
 
  • #5,910
Moonbear said:
I haven't messed with calves, just lambs, but my understanding is they don't suture. Less chance of problems if it's left open to drain. The elastrator is pretty commonly used on lambs. But, for my own work, I need rams, not wethers, so we just vasectomize them (and then they are so happy to get to go out with the ewes whenever we are tracking heat cycles; they have a pretty good life :approve:).
All the sex you want, but no testicles...If that was the price I had to pay for a good life I think I might pass.
 
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  • #5,911
Before in this party, I don't remember so much sex (maybe I was stoned and forgot) - electroejaculators? castrations? free sex?
 
  • #5,912
I'm a bad influence, but I can't take all the credit. Danger and Artman help a lot. And Moonbear instigates us, but that doesn't take much. I'm very childish and find anything having to do with sex and bodily functions to be humorous.
 
  • #5,913
Mk said:
Before in this party, I don't remember so much sex (maybe I was stoned and forgot) - electroejaculators? castrations? free sex?
Must be the second choice.

Though, franzbear is getting to that age, y'know? It might be time we made sure he was fixed so he doesn't multiply. One unkillable thread is enough! :bugeye:
 
  • #5,914
We could make a book out of this thread :bugeye:
 
  • #5,915
Moonbear said:
Must be the second choice.

Though, franzbear is getting to that age, y'know? It might be time we made sure he was fixed so he doesn't multiply. One unkillable thread is enough! :bugeye:
You're not going to be able to reproduce if everyone's trying to kill you...Do it anyway! :devil:
 
  • #5,916
No rest for the weary.
 
  • #5,917
yomamma said:
We could make a book out of this thread :bugeye:
We could, but I don't know what person in their right mind would buy it. :smile:
 
  • #5,918
I feel like a skeleton or a zombie. Scary, but numb.
 
  • #5,919
Moonbear said:
We could, but I don't know what person in their right mind would buy it. :smile:
We could sell it as a value pack along with "The ulrimate guide to BT, a PF book, with prologue by danger" and, "Moonbear, a guide for the confused, a PF book with prologue by yomamma."
 
  • #5,920
Ah, my limbs are animated piecewise by an ethereal force that cannot be seen or felt. My arms move and nothing moves them.
 
  • #5,921
There is a plateau where in the mind the man stops before sleep. The whole self is held in anesthetic check while the soul and limbs rove like boulders.
 
  • #5,922
eXtreme value! buy "yomamma, Q&A, a PF book with prologue by Evo" for only $14.95! Order NOW!
 
  • #5,923
yomamma said:
We could sell it as a value pack along with "The ulrimate guide to BT, a PF book, with prologue by danger" and, "Moonbear, a guide for the confused, a PF book with prologue by yomamma."
:smile: That's great!
 
  • #5,924
The soul's vessel full of weariness, motion yet is produced. A place where the silence and weight of the sleeping mind is disabled, disconnected, and pulls not on the living mind.
 
  • #5,925
It will be on sale for $29.95 in june, 2005. Order now and receive 10% off. Plus "yomamma, Q&A, a PF book with prologue by Evo" for an astonishing $8 more!
 
  • #5,926
Who else is about to put BT on their "ignore" list
 
  • #5,927
The thoughts, memories roll like boulders. The limbs fall like windmill arms through the places of their scope.
 
  • #5,928
BicycleTree said:
Ah, my limbs are animated piecewise by an ethereal force that cannot be seen or felt. My arms move and nothing moves them.
Take it easy on the curare.That's some potent stuff.
 
  • #5,929
I tumble through wakefulness in a numb splendor beneath the shadows of the rain.
 
  • #5,930
So you're homeless?
 
  • #5,931
I am like a heavy, forceful marionette, lifted up not from above but moved by some force from within or from nowhere. I lumber and stomp, I wheel and thump. I am under the scarlet sea and no feeling reaches me.
 
  • #5,932
I shade from the scarlet sea, feelingless marionette. for feux wisdom is unapreciated

-I am the ignore list
 
  • #5,933
Empty and heavy are my arms, yet moving still. Empty and heavy is my mind, yet moving. I am made of Steamrollers.
 
  • #5,934
:rolleyes: * smacks BT*
 
  • #5,935
Why does chocolate make me sneeze when I first start eating it?
 
  • #5,936
Trundling giants of human size, piecewise in my fingers and arms. Unity is gone and I am animated. My mind is a pale blank space.
 
  • #5,937
Huckleberry said:
Why does chocolate make me sneeze when I first start eating it?
Beacause you have an allergic reaction?
 
  • #5,938
I feel the weight and momentum of vapor within me. Anything I could cause to happen. Empty and pale, but very strong, very dangerous.
 
  • #5,939
but All giants crumble.
 
  • #5,940
*licks lips* mmmmmmmmm...cruble coffee cake
 
  • #5,941
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
stand in the desert
 
  • #5,942
dessert? I want to Ice cream sundae!
 
  • #5,943
The oldest people in the world
possess also the oldest pain.
Where are they?
 
  • #5,944
Six feet under
 
  • #5,945
The resting dead.
 
  • #5,946
Huckleberry said:
Why does chocolate make me sneeze when I first start eating it?
I don't know, but that sounds like a pretty serious problem! We better get working on research immediately to cure that horrible affliction that comes between you and your chocolate!

*runs off to the lab*

*runs back*

Aha! I have a cure! Send the chocolate to me. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,947
SHHHHHH! they're resting!
 
  • #5,948
yomamma said:
SHHHHHH! they're resting!
Okay, I'll be vewwy vewwy quiet.[/size]
 
  • #5,949
and...NOW!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH![/size]
 
  • #5,950
Whoah! What the hell is going on? I was just taking a nap and then someone shouted. And I notice all my chocolate is missing! CONSPIRACY!
 

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