Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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:smile:

Bush, Dick, and Colon were sitting in an oval office looking at Rice.. :smile:
 
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Public Restroom Key[/color]

Not For Everyone
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hehe.. my password is 37 digits long :biggrin:
 
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my password is 37 digits long[/color]

Who Cares?[/size]
 
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cronxeh said:
if you have to send me an email that is highly-top-uber secret and don't want the NSA to know what you wanted to tell me, use the public key

its a 4096 Diffie-Hellman/ElGamel key. For all intensive purposes, unless they build quantum computers and use Shor's algorithm tomorrow, you can be sure they won't crack that message in next 10 years
Unless of course they click on the link and get the key too. :rolleyes:
 
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cronxeh said:
hehe.. my password is 37 digits long :biggrin:
Hey, thanks for the help. I wasn't sure where to start trying to crack it. :bugeye: But, that's less of a password and more like a passsentence! Let's see, 26 letters of the alphabet, 10 digits from 0 to 9, and one underscore. Yep, that must be it. :approve: :-p
 
  • #5,857
nope. a password with different special letters, numbers, and some words that have no linear relationship to each other, no underscores

and you need the public key to encrypt the message to me - that's why i have it there

but to decrypt it you need the secret key (which is on my hard drive) plus the password (which is 37 symbols long)
 
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I am yellow.[/color]
 
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cronxeh said:
but to decrypt it you need the secret key (which is on my hard drive) plus the password (which is 37 symbols long)
I'd never be able to read my own messages. I can only remember 3 digits at a time. (Well, 7 if it's a really worth-while phone number.)
 
  • #5,860
cronxeh said:
nope. a password with different special letters, numbers, and some words that have no linear relationship to each other, no underscores

and you need the public key to encrypt the message to me - that's why i have it there

but to decrypt it you need the secret key (which is on my hard drive) plus the password (which is 37 symbols long)

I'm thinking you're the kind of guy that knows or knows someone who knows a lot about computer security. How do I send secure emails, with certificates and stuff? Where do keys come in? Do you remember your 36 charachter password? Or do you have to store it? Is it random, or one of your own? Thanks.
 
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Evo said:
Well, Doc, if you're going to get into trouble, Moonbear and I will make sure it was worth it. :-p


Yesssss!, it's working...I can play both sides with impunity! :biggrin: :devil: :biggrin: :devil: Oooh, did I say that last part out loud?
 
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Huckleberry said:
A dog bed can be easily brought into the bedroom.

We only do that on "special" occasions. :rolleyes: :blushing:
 
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Oh? We do that at all my parties.
 
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zoobyshoe said:
I am yellow.[/color]
You're YELLOW! (actually you're gold)

Way to go zoobie! :approve:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Why don't you come up and see the sisterhood sketchings some time? Good? Does it matter? :-p
The sisterhood is showing it's etchings? :wink:
 
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Moonbear said:
My turtle sketches really need improvement. Maybe I should switch to sculpture?
Nothing like an outstanding turtle sculpture. :wink: :biggrin:


I'll bet you do wonderful turtle sculptures. :smile:




:rolleyes: She buying any of this, Danger?

I better run.
 
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Moonbear said:
Will it stand still if I touch it all over to get the feel for it? You know, sculpture is all about feel.
We need a slowly blinking smilie.
I guess this will have to do.
 
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Guys! There were 254 posts I had to read to get caught up, since 5:30 yesterday! Don't you people sleep?!

254 POSTS!
 
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If I miss more than 20 I don't read more than the last 5. You're like Danger, he read like 100 and replied to all of them in one long post!
 
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Mk said:
If I miss more than 20 I don't read more than the last 5. You're like Danger, he read like 100 and replied to all of them in one long post!
There are a lot of them that I would have liked to reply to right after they happened, that just won't fly now. But yeah, I read all of them, (even BT's).
 
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DocToxyn said:
Yesssss!, it's working...I can play both sides with impunity!
Don't develop tunnel-vision here, lad. I know it's tempting, but stay alert. Those two will try to keep you occupied in a variety of bizarre (and enjoyable) ways, then when you're all smug and complacent and panting heavily, MIH and SOS will sneak up and jab you in the ass with a blunt needle. Then next thing you know, you wake up duct-taped to a futon in Singapore.

Artman said:
:rolleyes: She buying any of this, Danger?
It's hard to tell for sure, but I doubt it.

Artman said:
I better run.
Better safe than sorry.

Mk said:
You're like Danger, he read like 100 and replied to all of them
Is that all? :confused: It felt like a hell of a lot more at the time.
 
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Danger said:
Then next thing you know, you wake up duct-taped to a futon in Singapore.

Funny, I was hoping to start there... :biggrin: .
 
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DocToxyn said:
Funny, I was hoping to start there... :biggrin: .
Well in that case, you have nothing to worry about. Enjoy!
 
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Danger said:
Don't develop tunnel-vision here, lad. I know it's tempting, but stay alert. Those two will try to keep you occupied in a varitey of bizarre (and enjoyable) ways, then when you're all smug and complacent and panting heavily, MIH and SOS will sneak up and jab you in the ass with a blunt needle. Then next thing you know, you wake up duct-taped to a futon in Singapore.
Ah, the voice of experience. You forgot to mention the missing kidney.

Danger said:
It's hard to tell for sure, but I doubt it.
Darn, me too.

Danger said:
Is that all? :confused: It felt like a hell of a lot more at the time.
Yeah, like 254!


Danger said:
Better safe than sorry.
I'll just sneak out the backdoor. :-p Have fun.
 
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Artman said:
Ah, the voice of experience. You forgot to mention the missing kidney.
A kidney would be okay. That's not what they took.

Artman said:
I'll just sneak out the backdoor. :-p Have fun.
Right behind you (but not too close behind). Gotta go to work.
 
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Do you guys get any sleep :zzz: I just got back from getting 2 fillings, so I'm going to evo's thread to complain
 
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Artman said:
Guys! There were 254 posts I had to read to get caught up, since 5:30 yesterday! Don't you people sleep?!
Of course not. I thought you already knew that. :smile:
 
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Do you hibernate in the winter?
 
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yomamma said:
Do you hibernate in the winter?
Nope, but I shed my skin, Evo has to be sheared (could be just a sheep suit, but she's fun to shear non-the-less), SOS bites the head off of mates and...


Oh you just want to know why we don't sleep. :redface: I thought you were looking for our biological anomalies. :redface:
 
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Artman said:
Nope, but I shed my skin, Evo has to be sheared (could be just a sheep suit, but she's fun to shear non-the-less), SOS bites the head off of mates and...


Oh you just want to know why we don't sleep. :redface: I thought you were looking for our biological anomalies. :redface:

Actually, I do tend to hibernate in the winter...or at least I would if I could! :biggrin: I really need to move someplace with warm winters.
 
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Moonbear said:
Actually, I do tend to hibernate in the winter...or at least I would if I could! :biggrin: I really need to move someplace with warm winters.
That must be the Bear in you.

:rolleyes: I wonder what the "Moon" makes you do?



Could it be?



:eek: ( | ) :eek:​


:biggrin: I better skidaddle. I've been really tough on Moonbear lately. Couldn't resist though.
 
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Artman said:
That must be the Bear in you.

:rolleyes: I wonder what the "Moon" makes you do?



Could it be?



:eek: ( | ) :eek:​


:biggrin: I better skidaddle. I've been really tough on Moonbear lately. Couldn't resist though.
I just got that :biggrin:
Oh you just want to know why we don't sleep. I thought you were looking for our biological anomalies.
actually, I was :rolleyes:
 
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yomamma said:
actually, I was :rolleyes:
Risky. Danger may offer to show you some of his.
 
  • #5,884
Artman said:
Risky. Danger may offer to show you some of his.
(look at his avatar)
 
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I lost power last night in a freak wind storm. We had 50mph+ winds here last night and I didn't even notice.
 
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Artman said:
That must be the Bear in you.

:rolleyes: I wonder what the "Moon" makes you do?



Could it be?



:eek: ( | ) :eek:​

:smile: Hmm...I can't usually see myself from that side. I had no idea I had such strange looking birthmarks on both sides!

:biggrin: I better skidaddle. I've been really tough on Moonbear lately. Couldn't resist though.

*tests electroejaculator* tzzzt tzzzt[/size] *adjusts dial a bit* ZZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP[/size] That seems about right.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I lost power last night in a freak wind storm. We had 50mph+ winds here last night and I didn't even notice.

The power around here seems to go out pretty often during storms. Not for long, but it always seems to at least blink once. Of course, it's almost guaranteed that the power will go out sometime in the wee hours of the morning while I'm asleep. Nothing more disturbing than the bedroom clock saying it's 8 AM and heading to the kitchen to see the microwave clock saying "RESET" and then noticing my watch reads 10 AM!
 
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Moonbear said:
The power around here seems to go out pretty often...
It's probably the power setting on the electroejaculator. :rolleyes: Perhaps you should turn it down a smidge. :smile:





Gotta run (that thing could fry the nuts off an oak tree)!
 
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Artman said:
It's probably the power setting on the electroejaculator. :rolleyes: Perhaps you should turn it down a smidge. :smile:





Gotta run (that thing could fry the nuts off an oak tree)!
:frown: Artman never wants to hang out around me anymore. :cry:
 
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Weren't there like a few hundred posts in this thread each of the last few days? What happened? Everyone go to sleep finally?

Hey, that reminds me. What happened to cronxeh? I remember seeing a day3. Did he finally fall asleep?
 
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Has any circus show ever billed itself as "the Flying Midgets"?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Weren't there like a few hundred posts in this thread each of the last few days? What happened? Everyone go to sleep finally?

I don't know. I've been standing right here at the door, just minding my own business holding the electroejaculator, waiting to greet people. o:) I keep seeing cars slow down, and then they keep right on driving. Nobody seems to want to stop in and say hi today. :frown:
 
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Moonbear said:
I don't know. I've been standing right here at the door, just minding my own business holding the electroejaculator, waiting to greet people. o:) I keep seeing cars slow down, and then they keep right on driving. Nobody seems to want to stop in and say hi today. :frown:
Hmmm, maybe you should put "Rhino Love" on the PA system to get people in the right mood. :biggrin:
 
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*Huckleberry pulls his car into the thread killer driveway.*

Oh, hello Moonbear. Is that an electroejaculator in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Is that Rhino Love I hear?
 
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Well, MIH's "brain on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel" thread turned to thoughts of sheep scrotum and I found a couple of sheep accessories.

Item "A" is an "elastrator" - put the elastrator around the scrotum. Make sure you have both testicles in the scrotum before you release the handles. This will cut the circulation off from the testicles and scrotum. This results in the scrotum falling off with very little stress. See, very little stress guys. :bugeye:

Item "B" is an "Emasculator" Used for the same purpose, more stressful. :frown:

sheep equipment
 
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Evo said:
Well, MIH's "brain on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel" thread turned to thoughts of sheep scrotum and I found a couple of sheep accessories.

Item "A" is an "elastrator" - put the elastrator around the scrotum. Make sure you have both testicles in the scrotum before you release the handles. This will cut the circulation off from the testicles and scrotum. This results in the scrotum falling off with very little stress. See, very little stress guys. :bugeye:

Item "B" is an "Emasculator" Used for the same purpose, more stressful. :frown:

sheep equipment

Do you suppose the fact that I used to keep some of those little green elastrator rubber bands on a pencil on my desk may have hindered finding a boyfriend? :rolleyes:
 
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Moonbear said:
Do you suppose the fact that I used to keep some of those little green elastrator rubber bands on a pencil on my desk may have hindered finding a boyfriend? :rolleyes:
:smile: It might have put a damper on things.
 
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Evo said:
:smile: It might have put a damper on things.
:blushing: Yeah, guys always get this odd look when I explain what those funny-looking rubber bands are. :frown:
 
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Moonbear said:
:blushing: Yeah, guys always get this odd look when I explain what those funny-looking rubber bands are. :frown:
I'll bet no one ever asked you to demonstrate how they worked. :wink:
 

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