Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,601
yomamma said:
sadmemo, ignore moonbear... :biggrin: she's insane...

Is she still here? :rolleyes:
But I'm still more sane than you. :-p Now stop telling people they don't have to read the whole thread. There's just no way to recap a nearly 7900 post thread, you have to read it all (besides, the good stuff is in the beginning, before the peanut gallery all joined in). :-p
 
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  • #6,602
I read the first page then posted in the last post... 4500!
 
  • #6,603
You missed some of our best posts, from before we realized franzbear is nearly indestructable (we're hoping it's only "nearly" so).
 
  • #6,604
Moonbear said:
Ahhhhhhhhh... :-p
So it's getting late and I could be tired, but I keep giggling about this. :smile:

I think we need a contest. I thought the guys should compete at something, but no takers. Maybe something everyone could do...help me think of something...demented of course... I liked the continuing story concept--with some kind of posting in turn. Where's trib--he could help!
 
  • #6,605
Okay, this is scary...I was declared the winner and official thread-killer around post 400. Do you suppose the celebration was a tad premature? :smile:

But, it seemed the last time I dragged franzbear down to the docks, he was pretty badly weakened, so maybe I'll give that another try.

*Puts on short skirt with slit up to here and blouse cut down to there*
C'mon franzbear, honey, you used to like the docks so much when you were just a tiny thing. We're going to go visit some of mommy's old friends. You're old enough to start learning about women, and those sailors are just the ones to teach you. They'll set you up with some really nice ladies. Just remember, don't stare at their sores; they're really sensitive about that. Oh, and that hoarse throat is just an affectation. They think it makes them sound sexy.
 
  • #6,606
Moonbear said:
Okay, this is scary...I was declared the winner and official thread-killer around post 400. Do you suppose the celebration was a tad premature? :smile:
400, that's it. That's like a day and a half. Accelerated Evolution theory must be true. The end is near!

*Puts on short skirt with slit up to here and blouse cut down to there*
C'mon franzbear, honey, you used to like the docks so much when you were just a tiny thing. We're going to go visit some of mommy's old friends. You're old enough to start learning about women, and those sailors are just the ones to teach you. They'll set you up with some really nice ladies. Just remember, don't stare at their sores; they're really sensitive about that. Oh, and that hoarse throat is just an affectation. They think it makes them sound sexy.
raspy voiced transvestite prostitutes
*shudders*
That brings back some bad memories.
 
  • #6,607
Huckleberry said:
raspy voiced transvestite prostitutes
*shudders*
That brings back some bad memories.
Ooops, I might have forgotten to mention the transvestites to franzbear. Oh well, he should be okay. :rolleyes: I've got me some sailors to visit. :biggrin: *hikes skirt a bit higher and heads for the docks*
 
  • #6,608
Huckleberry said:
That brings back some bad memories.
Do you still need shots, or is it pretty well cleared up now?
 
  • #6,609
Danger said:
Do you still need shots, or is it pretty well cleared up now?
I told the Naples strip club story somewhere I think. Can't remember where I put that thing. My advice is to avoid raspy voiced transvestite prostitutes at all costs. I'm afraid that memory is untreatable.
 
  • #6,610
Danger said:
Do you still need shots, or is it pretty well cleared up now?
Oh, darn, I might have forgotten to get franzbear vaccinated before sending him out too. Well, I did give him a dime for the payphone. That's enough to call if he needs help, right? :devil:
 
  • #6,611
Moonbear said:
Oh, darn, I might have forgotten to get franzbear vaccinated before sending him out too. Well, I did give him a dime for the payphone. That's enough to call if he needs help, right? :devil:
If the year is 1980 maybe. Looks like franzbear might be gone for a few decades.
 
  • #6,612
Huckleberry said:
I told the Naples strip club story somewhere I think. Can't remember where I put that thing. My advice is to avoid raspy voiced transvestite prostitutes at all costs. I'm afraid that memory is untreatable.
I think that was in this thread too. That's where I got the raspy-voiced idea from. :biggrin:

Now, we return to our regularly programmed thread-killing.

Oh, franzbear, you're back already. That was pretty quick. Why are you walking so funny? Oh, never mind. I'm sending you on a vacation. A trip to Malaysia. Now, just take this small package of...um...uh...powdered sugar...yeah, that's it...powdered sugar with you. When you get there, show it to the first policeman you see, and he'll give you the special tour of the country. Um, yeah, it's only a one-way ticket. That's okay, that's just the way they sell them now. Hurry up or you'll miss your flight.
 
  • #6,613
so we went from BToli, to raspy-voiced transvestite frostitutes, to franzbear gettng...well anyway, to franzbear taking coke.err..i mean powdered sugar to police in malaysia
 
  • #6,614
yomamma said:
so we went from BToli, to raspy-voiced transvestite frostitutes, to franzbear gettng...well anyway, to franzbear taking coke.err..i mean powdered sugar to police in malaysia
Yep, we've been slacking off too much in our efforts to kill this thread. Half-hearted efforts just aren't going to do it. I was going to teach him the phrase for "I'm an American pig" to tell the Malaysian police, but I think it'll be much more fun for him to learn the language after he arrives there. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,615
thank god for the internet...now we don't have to go with franz to malaysia to post in him. we could just send our posts virtually.

he has roughly 7900 posts.. converting posts to years...? how old is he?
 
  • #6,616
yomamma said:
thank god for the internet...now we don't have to go with franz to malaysia to post in him. we could just send our posts virtually.

he has roughly 7900 posts.. converting posts to years...? how old is he?
In thread years, I think he's an older teenager now. Maybe 16 in human years. But he'll always be my little thread. :smile:
 
  • #6,617
that is so touching... :cry:

Wait you're trying to kil him! I mean.. you're trying to kill him...[/size]

Everything's okay :biggrin: :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,618
I apologize for double posting but I am ashamed of everybody except for moonbear! You all are asleep I bet! normally at this time you are all up posting! for shame...
 
  • #6,619
Yeah, well, I have to get some sleep too. Franzbear has a long flight to Malaysia, so I'll just check back when he arrives there.
 
  • #6,620
I'm going to turn in in a few. good night all :zzz:
 
  • #6,621
Still, nobody?
 
  • #6,622
Franzbear seems to have safely arrived in Malaysia. I was sure that prop plane would never make it across the Pacific. Next time I'm booking him to be shipped as cargo. Okay, franzbear, now go ahead and give that package to the nice policeman. Handcuffs? No, no, those are traditional Malaysian bracelets. It shows that you're getting the extra-special treatment.
 
  • #6,623
Hey gang! Sorry I haven't been around, you probably didn't even miss me :cry:. Too busy preparing for some upcoming presentations. Gotta show the boss I don't spend all day on the computer...catch up later. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,624
DocToxyn said:
Hey gang! Sorry I haven't been around, you probably didn't even miss me :cry:. Too busy preparing for some upcoming presentations. Gotta show the boss I don't spend all day on the computer...catch up later. :biggrin:
Good luck on your presentations. Meh, reminds me I need to schedule my annual review with our Dept Chair. That's always a frustrating meeting, because he's clueless about what I do most of the time. I haven't bothered to renew my contract anyway. In another year and a half, I'm out of here one way or another. From the time I made that decision, I had two years to search for a new position. I figure if I can't find a tenure track position in my field after two years of searching, it's not worth continuing to beat my head against the wall and time to do something new anyway.
 
  • #6,625
3 posts in 2 hours? you can do better than that...

yes franzbear, just say ameica alot...beating in malaysia is a sign of friendship...broken arms mean trustworthiness...don't worry, your nose isn't that important
 
  • #6,626
hmmmm...
 
  • #6,627
Oh, and franzbear, they have this great spa treatment there called "caning." You really should try to get one of those if you can. Isn't world travel fun?
 
  • #6,628
2 posts in 3 hours?! HELLO??![/size]
 
  • #6,629
hmmmm...
 
  • #6,630
uuuuuhhhhh hhhhuhhh...
 
  • #6,631
DocToxyn said:
Hey gang! Sorry I haven't been around, you probably didn't even miss me :cry:. Too busy preparing for some upcoming presentations. Gotta show the boss I don't spend all day on the computer...catch up later. :biggrin:
I noticed! I thought you didn't love us anymore. :cry:

The smilies have moved again?
 
  • #6,632
they moved again!
 
  • #6,633
Evo said:
The smilies have moved again?
They must be feeling very restless lately.
 
  • #6,634
Moonbear said:
They must be feeling very restless lately.
Someone is messing with us. GD people use smilies more than anyone else. Don't mess with our smilies! :devil:
 
  • #6,635
Evo said:
Someone is messing with us. GD people use smilies more than anyone else. Don't mess with our smilies! :devil:
Haven't they learned never to mess with smilies yet? :mad:
 
  • #6,636
I don't mind if the smilies move so long as Bartholemew doesn't come back... :rolleyes: :bugeye:
 
  • #6,637
The thread ghost you mean? Yeah, that's spooky.
 
  • #6,638
what is about?

is bertholemew here...? :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,639
yomamma said:
I saw the devil smiley with a bottle of sleep-away...
I just knew it must be the devil smiley! He's always playing practical jokes on the other smilies. :-p :biggrin: and :smile: are his conspirators too. They probably spiked the punch at the last smiley party.

I don't mean to get off subject, but how's franzbear?
He didn't seem to like the caning very much, but he finally found a nice policeman to give the white powder to and decided he preferred the transvestite prostitute over the search he got by the police. I can't imagine why he isn't enjoying Malaysia very much. It's such a pretty country. Oh, his death penalty trial is scheduled very soon. :devil:
 
  • #6,640
Moonbear said:
I just knew it must be the devil smiley! He's always playing practical jokes on the other smilies. :-p :biggrin: and :smile: are his conspirators too. They probably spiked the punch at the last smiley party.
sorry, I couldn't hear you... I was drinking that pitcher of punch the smileys left in their fridge after that party last week. funny, the puch has a weird taste to it. very bitter...now I can't taste anything...
He didn't seem to like the caning very much, but he finally found a nice policeman to give the white powder to and decided he preferred the transvestite prostitute over the search he got by the police. I can't imagine why he isn't enjoying Malaysia very much. It's such a pretty country. Oh, his death penalty trial is scheduled very soon. :devil:
once they find out he's indestructable what will they do with him. there's only one group of people I know that could possible try to ba able to kill him. it consists of 26 members, here's a pic of them all together:


:frown: o:) :cool: :eek: :devil: :blushing: :zzz: :shy:
:-p :smile: :smile: :mad: :approve: :bugeye: :-p :cry: :rolleyes: :biggrin:
:confused: :rolleyes: :redface: :!) :wink:
 
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  • #6,642
Huckleberry said:
Hmmm...
*giggle* All these humming turtles around here are making me giddy! :-p
 
  • #6,643
Why hasn't anyone invented a sound modulator for lawnmower engines. A sound resistant covering and a modulator on the exhaust port that takes the sound of the engine and counters certain frequencies while amplifying others and creates a musical melody. Maybe I could put 'Joshua Tree' in the lawnmower and cut grass to 'Streets With No Name.'

They could invent these things for antisocial people. They would never wear them themselves, but I could have a set of earphones. It could remember the voice patterns of the offending person. Then when they say something offensive, I hear it rephrased in a more pleasant manner. Hmmm, that could be counter-productive to my health.
 
  • #6,644
Moonbear said:
*giggle* All these humming turtles around here are making me giddy! :-p
I've got flippers too, but you've seen those already.
 
  • #6,645
I'm detecting BToli in huck
 
  • #6,646
Huckleberry said:
I've got flippers too, but you've seen those already.
Yep, I have turtle pictures now too!
cloth88.jpg


http://www.turtles.org/
 
  • #6,647
turtles.org? WTF?
 
  • #6,648
yomamma said:
you people are crazy. If I stay here will I grow up like you :biggrin: :rolleyes:

please say no, please say no, please say no, please say no, please say no,[/size]
Of course not, you'll grow up just like Danger! :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #6,649
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH![/size]

I can't leave PF, can't grow up like danger.[/size]

actually, I'm more afraid of growing up like moonbear
 
  • #6,650
yomamma said:
I'm detecting BToli in huck
Yep, the early stages seem to be showing in that lawnmower sound modulator idea. But it's too soon to tell. We'll just have to hope the vaccine works and it's an unrelated symptom. Nothing to do but watch and wait.

turtles.org? WTF?
That's where the picture came from. They seem to care a lot about turtles, so I gave them a plug.
 

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