Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Moonbear said:
You'll probably keep waiting until I'm back from this conference.

Franzbear, is your Uncle Artman taking good care of you while I'm away? Franzbear? Franzbear?

Artman! What have you done to the kid this time?[/size]
Red dye in the Koolaide. He's bouncing off the walls. :biggrin:
 
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  • #7,402
yourdadonapogostick said:
moonie, you know not to trust artman.
I beg your pardon. I am quite trustworthy, thrifty, kind, reverent, dopy, sleepy, sneezy and grumpy. :smile:

Here have some Koolaide, the red is very good :smile:

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  • #7,403
red 40 causes cancer
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
red 40 causes cancer
Well that just takes all the fun out of it. Just have some blue raspberry and turn your lips blue. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,405
cyanisis? gah, i can't remember the name for it!
 
  • #7,406
Artman said:
Red dye in the Koolaide. He's bouncing off the walls. :biggrin:
Well, as long as they're your walls and not mine! :smile:
 
  • #7,407
hey franzbear, ur going to get married! this is Dyna..Dyna Mite. you'll love her. hold her close now. just one more thing: she likes to smoke. here Dyna, i'll give you a light.
*lights fuse and runs*





now, we shall start the ceremony. why am i all the way back here? it doesn't matter.:devil:
 
  • #7,408
Franzbear, haven't I told you not to date women who smoke? :rolleyes: See what happens when you do, you end up with Pogo lighting your butt on fire because he can't tell a thread from a fuse! :smile:
 
  • #7,409
omfg! he lived! you just can't kill this thread!
 
  • #7,410
every time i look at this thread, i miss tribdog
 
  • #7,411
who is tribdog?
 
  • #7,412
Our (formerly) funniest member...he's the one who started this thread. But he's going to lose his pink ribbon if he doesn't start showing his face in here again. There's a lot of competition for the coming year's award.
 
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i don't know if you have noticed or not, but 2004 is over.
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
i don't know if you have noticed or not, but 2004 is over.
The awards are given at the end of the year, and you get to wear your ribbon until the new awards are given out at the end of the next year. It's like being Miss Universe or something like that, where you reign for a year after you get your award. Though, we did say we were going to throw the winner of the funniest member ribbon into the volcano to appease the gods for another year. I wonder if someone took us seriously? :rolleyes:
 
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sweet! when do the awards come out? like the LAST day of the year or like the beginning of december or what?
 
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Just around that time I think.
 
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i wonder if i will get anything...
 
  • #7,418
Where'd Tribdog go anyway?

yourdadonapogostick, tribdog was a lot funnier. You'll have to study up if you want to win teh this one!
 
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Considering you only joined about a month and a half ago, I think you might have rather high expectations. :biggrin:
 
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Mk said:
Where'd Tribdog go anyway?

yourdadonapogostick, tribdog was a lot funnier. You'll have to study up if you want to win teh this one!
i was under the impression that there was more than one kind of award.
 
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Mk said:
Where'd Tribdog go anyway?

yourdadonapogostick, tribdog was a lot funnier. You'll have to study up if you want to win teh this one!

So far, I think there are a few good candidates for this year, but I have my eye on Artman as a good nominee. With only 5 months until the end of the year, I need to start assembling the Sex Party ticket. We had a nearly clean sweep of categories last year. The inaugural ball was pretty popular too. :biggrin:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
i was under the impression that there was more than one kind of award.
Yeah, that's when they do all the guru awards. Community Spirit and Funniest Member were last year's "lighter" categories. It's up to the mentors to choose categories and nominate members though. We all vote after they assemble the initial ballot.
 
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Sex Party? sounds like my kind of party :biggrin:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
Sex Party? sounds like my kind of party :biggrin:
n00bs arn't invited.
 
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good thing I'm not a n00b.
 
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Oh, well all the rest are for the different academic subjects found on different boards in the forum, such as astrophysics, biology, physics, math.
 
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Mk said:
Oh, well all the rest are for the different academic subjects found on different boards in the forum, such as astrophysics, biology, physics, math.

For a second there I was like, "what the heck is Mk talking about?" So I read up and figured it out. But next time, do us a favor and quote the person you're responding to. I cannot be expected to remember every post and then figure out who is responding to who.
 
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Townsend said:
For a second there I was like, "what the heck is Mk talking about?" So I read up and figured it out. But next time, do us a favor and quote the person you're responding to. I cannot be expected to remember every post and then figure out who is responding to who.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I reloaded the page and that was the last post, I responded rather quickly so I didn't think anyone else had posted before me. o:)
 
  • #7,429
is there an award for sexiest nuclear engineer/minister? if there is, i think i should get that one.
 
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i just noticed that my number of sciency posts is 12²
 
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I just noticed mine is almost (50x10+0)/1
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
i just noticed that my number of sciency posts is 12²
awww the cute little nub did a math problem.
 
  • #7,433
8000 posts, I need at least one in this thread.
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
is there an award for sexiest nuclear engineer/minister? if there is, i think i should get that one.
I believe you have to graduate high school before you start calling yourself an engineer. :wink: When you get a few years of college under your belt, you can start hoping.
 
  • #7,435
Moonbear said:
When you get a few years of college under your belt, you can start hoping.
And if he was a rabbit he could start hopping. (He's got more chance of becomming a rabbit.) :smile:



Moonbear, aren't you supposed to be gone for awhile? How can you expect me to corrupt Franzbear with you hanging around? Now git! So I can get him to loiter in dangerous parts of town, play with explosives, try death defying stunts and other stuff kids do when staying with their uncles. :-p :devil: :-p
 
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Moonbear said:
I believe you have to graduate high school before you start calling yourself an engineer. :wink: When you get a few years of college under your belt, you can start hoping.
hey, i HAVE the job...i just don't have the training yet. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
loiter in dangerous parts of town, play with explosives, try death defying stunts and other stuff kids do when staying with their uncles. :-p :devil: :-p
Wow! I want Artman to be my uncle~!
 
  • #7,438
wow, i do too. sounds like fun.:D
 
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Moonbear said:
I believe you have to graduate high school before you start calling yourself an engineer. :wink: When you get a few years of college under your belt, you can start hoping.
Honestly YDOAPS. Geeze, you need to at least graduate high school.

Damn. Kids these days! :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,440
uh, no. i have the job and the ID to prove it. i just don't have my training yet.
 
  • #7,441
Mk said:
Wow! I want Artman to be my uncle~!
I told you I'm a fungi...I mean fun guy. I'm a great uncle, all my nephews and neices thought so, may they rest in peace. :rolleyes: I mean, if you can dig one up, just ask them...:rolleyes: Oh well, sure I'll be your uncle. Now, go play in traffic. :biggrin:
 
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Artman said:
loiter in dangerous parts of town, play with explosives, try death defying stunts and other stuff kids do when staying with their uncles.

yourdadonapogostick said:
wow, i do too. sounds like fun.:D
Gosh, add wild orgiastic sex to the list and I would want me to be my uncle too.



:rolleyes: Of course if it was on the list, and I was a hillbilly, it would be a possibility.
 
  • #7,443
Artman said:
:rolleyes: Of course if it was on the list, and I was a hillbilly, it would be a possibility.

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #7,444
Is this really all you guys have been up to?? :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,445
yomamma said:
Is this really all you guys have been up to?? :rolleyes:

Yep it`s been a quiet day!

Oh you did miss the reapperance of aviator and possibly the quickest banning i`ve ever seen!
 
  • #7,446
who's aviator? was he a previously banned member?
 
  • #7,447
i wasn`t too sure who he was either so did a quick search for him, he basiclly annoyed a lot of people trying to drag them into pointless conversations.

Well he came back as luciferus777, you could tellit was the same guy as the grammer was identical, and he basicly started a thread saying all the members of PF were stupid! :mad:

I think he lasted and hour after everyone ganged up on him :approve:
 
  • #7,448
By decree of the church of...uh, hold on...the Universal Life Church, I declare this thread to be dead.
 
  • #7,449
yourdadonapogostick said:
By decree of the church of...uh, hold on...the Universal Life Church, I declare this thread to be dead.

Nope it`s still kicking! :approve:
 
  • #7,450
Some powerfull church if it can't even kill a single PF thread. Mind you franzbear ain't your average thread.
 

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