Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[Smurf]

ah screw it, he's still in range *presses button on remote detonator he stole from YDOAPS when he was running away*

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

wow, I'm lucky i had to piss and stopped in at that bomb shelter.

 

[Artman]

wow, I'm lucky i had to piss and stopped in at that bomb shelter.

It's a good thing I was able to free myself, flush the H bomb down the toilet in the bomb shelter and make it outside before it went off!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i guess it did work...what's that ticking noise? o sh-

 

[Mk]

Zeeky the H-bomb! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php

 

[hypatia]

Its a good thing Franzbear was wearing the lead lined long johns I bought him for Christmas..he's such a good boy

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i hope they melted!

 

[Moonbear]

Hmmm. It was a pretty close one. I think I better rush Franzbear over to the doctor's office. Besides, it's time for his first cystoscopy exam.

"YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHH!"[/size]

Did you hear something? Sounded like it might have been Franzbear. Well, at least he has that nice doctor in with him.

 

[JamesU]

nothing new, I see

 

[cronxeh]

Some government scare tactics:

http://media.musicforamerica.org/media/pjab/1_lo.mov

 

[Emieno]

Does anyone need any advice from me ?

In 2003, I was a Death's knight, working in a big shop selling mainly beer and cocktails. I have experience with different colored beer and wine fermented with different flavors.
In 2004, I became jobless because some guys in 7-11 store with high competition and speed got to the top ranks in selling groceries and my shop had no customers anymore
In 2005 till now, MS Word, Typing trainer for kids.

 

[Artman]

Does anyone need any advice from me ?

In 2003, I was a Death's knight, working in a big shop selling mainly beer and cocktails. I have experience with different colored beer and wine fermented with different flavors.
In 2004, I became jobless because some guys in 7-11 store with high competition and speed got to the top ranks in selling groceries and my shop had no customers anymore
In 2005 till now, MS Word, Typing trainer for kids.

Gosh, it sounds like you could kill this puppy.

 

[Moonbear]

Franzbear! Mommy's home![/size]

Okay, come here now. How much damage did you do to yourself while visiting your Uncle Artman? Tsk tsk tsk...that lump must hurt. *poke*

Hmm, look at that big gash on your arm. How did you get that one? You know, you better be careful it doesn't get infected by getting dirt in it, like this. *rubs Franzbear's arm with dirt*

That looks like a nasty sprain on your ankle too. Well, just walk it off, that should do it.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

o no! moonie's back!

 

[Moonbear]

o no! moonie's back!

Yep, at least I'm home for now. Next week I'll be heading off to WV to find my new home, and I have a lot of other stuff to do in between, so I'm not sure I'll really be able to keep much of an eye on Franzbear. But he's getting old enough to take care of himself...I think.

 

[Fryerpan]

I think he will be fine and this time he will hit the right target, right at the center because da drunkard still wants some more beer...

 

[Mk]

Don't go talking about my mom again! I'll have to hit you over the head with a Fryerpan.

 

[Fryerpan]

why u have to ?

 

[Moonbear]

Why do all these new people keep showing up and ruining my attempts to kill this thread?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i am going to kill this thread, remember?

 

[Mk]

I left, and when I came back the dead thread was alive again, and I still don't know what happened. Anyone want to enlighten me?

 

[Emieno]

Seems like something happened.
Seeing moonbear post a bunch of post repeatedly wondering about her kills..that is it!

No, I still wanted to go back to kill.........the main thread,

but what's wrong anyway ?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

i thought it was i who posted repeatedly about killing this thread...

 

[Moonbear]

I left, and when I came back the dead thread was alive again, and I still don't know what happened. Anyone want to enlighten me?

Evo had a bit too much to drink one night and decided to play Dr. Frankenstein and bring the dead thread back to life...again. It's now a double zombie thread...the walking dead.

 

[Mk]

Ah yes, and after a N.A.K.E.D. party I presume?

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

naked party?

 

[Astronuc]

Why do all these new people keep showing up and ruining my attempts to kill this thread?

This thread seems to thrive on curiosity, i.e the thread title is too compelling, or perhaps it's because people keep meddling where they don't belong.

 

[brewnog]

Astronuc's right. It's people making superfluous comments at silly-o-clock in the morning when there's nothing better to do.

Sorry about that.

 

[Emieno]

(shaking my head)

 

[Mk]

I think we will all agree there are no superfluous comments in this thread.

 

[Smurf]

Well no. not a one.

 

[Smurf]

Pinko Commi Biyatch! I Bet You Were The One Who Sang "happy Birthday Mr. President" At Margareth Thatchers 10 Year High School Reunion!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

Astronuc's right. It's people making superfluous comments at silly-o-clock in the morning when there's nothing better to do.

Sorry about that.

do you know what time it is?

 

[lwymarie]

Who do you think will kill this thread then?
Or this thread will never be killed?

 

[Smurf]

It's all ready been killed 20+ times.

 

[cronxeh]

abrupt the abominable abject of GD aberration which is a brain ablution of aboriginal abbots of PF

heells yeaaa for SAT words

 

[Moonbear]

Astronuc's right. It's people making superfluous comments at silly-o-clock in the morning when there's nothing better to do.

Sorry about that.

Silly-o-clock in the morning? You Brits do talk funny. Actually, I like that expression and might have to steal it.

Actually, when Evo re-opened the thread, she was going to delete all of the superfluous posts to make it into a "Best of Franzbear" type thread, but it was growing faster than she could delete.

Franzbear, have we introduced you to the latest fad in extreme sports? It's called "Sticking Forks in Electric Sockets." Points are awarded for voltage and duration you can hold onto the fork without getting knocked out or dying.

 

[Artman]

Next week I'll be heading off to WV to find my new home,

I read that American Indians did not settle in West Virginia because they considered it evil. It was a dubious source, so I looked up population studies for Indians online, and he was right, they didn't settle there. You should fit right in.

 

[Moonbear]

I read that American Indians did not settle in West Virginia because they considered it evil. It was a dubious source, so I looked up population studies for Indians online, and he was right, they didn't settle there. You should fit right in.

I have to wonder if that's accurate though. They sure do have places with names that sound like they have origins in a Native American language (I'll most likely be living in Monongalia county, and there's the Monongahelia River near there). But you're right that the evil population of the state will increase by one when I arrive.

 

[Artman]

Franzbear, have we introduced you to the latest fad in extreme sports? It's called "Sticking Forks in Electric Sockets." Points are awarded for voltage and duration you can hold onto the fork without getting knocked out or dying.

I thought first one to die was the winner? Here Franzbear, here is a nice gold plated silver fork and you can use that old basement outlet over there by that little puddle of water. You better take your shoes off, (you don't want to get them wet ). No, it's okay there isn't a GFCI breaker on that circuit, so it won't disconnect before you pass out.

 

[Artman]

I have to wonder if that's accurate though. They sure do have places with names that sound like they have origins in a Native American language (I'll most likely be living in Monongalia county, and there's the Monongahelia River near there). But you're right that the evil population of the state will increase by one when I arrive.

I don't know, but when my wife and I went on vacation few years back, we traveled down through Southern Ohio looking at the Great Serpent Mound and other indian sites in Ohio and they seemed to just end as we crossed into WV. Pretty place though. Good luck with your move. Oh and don't worry about Franzbear, I imagine he is welded to my basement outlet by now and should stay there for awhile.

 

[Moonbear]

I thought first one to die was the winner? Here Franzbear, here is a nice gold plated silver fork and you can use that old basement outlet over there by that little puddle of water. You better take your shoes off, (you don't want to get them wet ). No, it's okay there isn't a GFCI breaker on that circuit, so it won't disconnect before you pass out.

Hey, you read my mind! I was going to suggest the "bonus" round was to stick the fork in while standing in a puddle of water. Now, Franzbear, for extra "style" points, hold the fork in your mouth.

 

[Artman]

Hey, you read my mind!

I used to think reading Mary Higgins Clark was scary, but now...

I was going to suggest the "bonus" round was to stick the fork in while standing in a puddle of water. Now, Franzbear, for extra "style" points, hold the fork in your mouth.

HEy Franzbear, if you remove the cover plate, you can stick your tongue on the screws on the side of the outlet, that would really be cool (no fork to get in the way )! Oh, just ignore any spiders that may be nesting in there, you won't even feel them bite after the first shock hits.

 

[lwymarie]

It's all ready been killed 20+ times.

Haha, what I mean is, when will this thread be killed and never resurrect again?
And who do u think will be the ULTIMATE KILLER?

 

[wolram]

Silly-o-clock in the morning? You Brits do talk funny. Actually, I like that expression and might have to steal it.

Actually, when Evo re-opened the thread, she was going to delete all of the superfluous posts to make it into a "Best of Franzbear" type thread, but it was growing faster than she could delete.

Franzbear, have we introduced you to the latest fad in extreme sports? It's called "Sticking Forks in Electric Sockets." Points are awarded for voltage and duration you can hold onto the fork without getting knocked out or dying.

Its half past twenty to nine in the afternoon, and it isn't volts its amps, so
Frazbear, have some ample pie, it will make your toes curl

 

[cronxeh]

Moonie hows my advise coming along

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

you guys can't post on franzbear while i am alseep. it just isn't fair!

 

[wolram]

you guys can't post on franzbear while i am alseep. it just isn't fair!

Now you are awake, have a slice of ample pie, a big slice, no bigger, that's it.
now pour on the crem de volt.

 

[Mk]

I want some Ample pie! Only a dot of the cremé de Volt please.

 

[mattmns]

This thing still not yet at 10,000. Are you all sleeping or something?