Trick-or-Treaters: Knock, Knock, Knock!

[Tsu]

WHOA! Did you see THAT?? We must be in the Village! Kinda looks like Hollywood Blvd... COOL! Come ON, you guys! Let's go see stuff!

<grabs a bottle of Green Apple Vodka and a bag of Pecan Sandies. Heads for the door>

Here we go! Back in a day or so! WOOHOOOOOOOOO!




wait. will I need my chainsaw? yeah. it's the village. better take it...

<grabs chainsaw on the way out the door>

Ya with me, Evo? Wake up Gokul, for gods sake! And everyone else, for that matter. Come ON! Let's GO!

 

[Gokul43201]

mmmm...huh ...wha ? ... how ?? ... nevermind...zzzzzzzzzz ...

 

[Evo]

Pecan Sandies are my favorite! and fried eggplant

Gokul...wake up...darn hussies...

 

[Gokul43201]

ouch...who chucked this bottle on my head ?

I'm awake ...but what's that buzzing sound ?

 

[franznietzsche]

ouch...who chucked this bottle on my head ?

I'm awake ...but what's that buzzing sound ?

Sorry, I voted for leaving you with the hussies.

 

[Evo]

ouch...who chucked this bottle on my head ?

I'm awake ...but what's that buzzing sound ?

Oh yeah right, like you don't remember the four super vixens you were last seen with.

 

[Gokul43201]

Damn... you folks know about the hotties ?? Thought y'all wouldn't notice ...

Okay, I'm done with them...now I need a drink !

 

[franznietzsche]

Damn... you folks know about the hotties ?? Thought y'all wouldn't notice ...

Okay, I'm done with them...now I need a drink !

Double Rum and COkes at my place!

Vodka around here somewheres...

 

[Moonbear]

Sits up, rubs eyes, stretches.

That was some party last night. Too bad Tom dissed us for supermodels. The Village is always a crazy place, and Halloween shows it in its finest.

Anyone have an aspirin? Wait, no, leave the lights off...arrggghhh. Shhh, stop thinking so loud!

Buries head under pillow and goes back to sleep.

 

[Math Is Hard]

pours black coffee into a cup(yawwwn)
I don't know how I made it to work on time. I don't remember anything after we got to franz's house and started playing quarters. Not even sure how I got back home from there but at least I woke up on my front lawn. Didn't have time to change clothes though. Had to wear my costume to work.
Great time we had though. Can't believe we had to spend most of the night protectiing the men-folk from love-starved supermodels!

 

[Math Is Hard]

I say we do this again next year.

 

[quantumdude]

You people are insane.

Glad you could make it. Sorry for not checking PF all weekend. I wound up staying in bed until 7pm yesterday. Ouch.

The party turned out great. Next up: The Christmas Party (aka, Tom's Birthday Party).

Now enigma, I really must insist that you leave my living room, and take that supermodel with you.

On second thought, leave the supermodel.

 

[Tsu]

Hey! Wake up everyone! Look what I found sleeping against the bus!


http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/305/14/Greenwichfind.jpg

Can we take him home??

pours black coffee into a cup(yawwwn)
I don't know how I made it to work on time. I don't remember anything after we got to franz's house and started playing quarters. Not even sure how I got back home from there but at least I woke up on my front lawn. Didn't have time to change clothes though. Had to wear my costume to work.
Great time we had though. Can't believe we had to spend most of the night protectiing the men-folk from love-starved supermodels!

Did you eat the worm in that tequila bottle, MIH? Franz's house? Quarters? WE WERE IN GREENWICH VILLAGE! REMEMBER? In fact, how DID you get home? You woke up on your LAWN? Hmmm... Well, there WERE those alien guys, but I THOUGHT those were just costumes...
Maybe not.

Well, the rest of you guys go ahead and sleep it off. I'm headin' back out to the party.

YES, MIH! Next year, for SURE! I LIKE The Village!

 

[Tsu]

Wait! Tom! YOU have enigma? Then who is that passed out in the back of the RV with Evo, Moonbear and Gokul? And why is he hugging my chainsaw? Hey! Where's recon? Is she still out there partying with the weirdos?? What a party 'AMINAL' SHE turned out to be!

 

[franznietzsche]

Wait! Tom! YOU have enigma? Then who is that passed out in the back of the RV with Evo, Moonbear and Gokul? And why is he hugging my chainsaw? Hey! Where's recon? Is she still out there partying with the weirdos?? What a party 'AMINAL' SHE turned out to be!

HI THERE TSU

 

[recon]

Hey! Where's recon? Is she still out there partying with the weirdos?? What a party 'AMINAL' SHE turned out to be!

I'm back in Brunei now, don't worry! It turns out that there is a short cut through sock-land that I can use to travel to and from the US. But I'm getting ahead of myself here.

Dearest aunts, you all left me before I could find the socks! But what a blessing that turned out to be because I got to hook up with a group of goblin musicians who offered to take me to sock-land to get duplicates of enigma's socks. Somehow, I ended up getting these socks.

http://members.lycos.nl/amazing_cows/moovellous/lighterside2.jpg

Look familiar, enigma? I just checked the post office and the prices are just way too high for me to send it over to you. Can I keep it? :shy: Please! Please! Please! Say Yes!

 

[Tsu]

HI THERE TSU

Franz? How'd you get here?? I thought recon, Evo and Moonbear saved enigma! How'd you GET here?! What's goin' on? OMG! We HAVE lost enigma! OH NO! The Hussies! They must have him! No, Franz, we're not trading you for him! I don't care HOW much you want those vixens. They're not good for you.

"Mama's going to check out all your girlfriends for you
Mama won't let anyone dirty get through
Mama's going to wait up until you get in
Mama will always find out where you've been
Mama's going to keep baby healthy and clean"



Um, Tom? Keep an eye out for enigma. OK?
Thanks!
Hope those hussies haven't done him in!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Franz? How'd you get here?? I thought recon, Evo and Moonbear saved enigma! How'd you GET here?! What's goin' on? OMG!

Even scarier - I thought we stopped by Franz's house on the way home from Greenwich Village to have Rum and Cokes. But if Franz is with you guys, who the hell was I playing quarters with at 3 AM?

 

[Moonbear]

Even scarier - I thought we stopped by Franz's house on the way home from Greenwich Village to have Rum and Cokes. But if Franz is with you guys, who the hell was I playing quarters with at 3 AM?

I think we found Franz when we meant to rescue Enigma! We must have been pretty plastered to have not noticed the difference!

MIH, now I'm worried that your mystery quarter-playing partner could be this guy Tsu found outside the RV!
http://hosted.yourimg.com/04/305/14/Greenwichfind.jpg

 

[BoulderHead]

Boo !

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[Math Is Hard]

I think we found Franz when we meant to rescue Enigma! We must have been pretty plastered to have not noticed the difference!

MIH, now I'm worried that your mystery quarter-playing partner could be this guy Tsu found outside the RV!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh yeah, I remember the guy now. He's the delusional one that came up to us babbling about demons..

YOU LOSERS MISSED UP MY NIGHT
NO way for kandy or sweetie thingys, get the heck out of here..
Before i count to 10: if i catch one demon on my "visual field" we will eat it tonight...and took his sock out..me and the four super models. Ask engima how peotic is the socks thingy was...

BTW: I am tom

 

[Math Is Hard]

Good thing we saved Enigma from those supermodels. They look quite a bit different in daylight. I woke up next to one of them on my lawn.
http://www.digitalstoryteller.com/YITL/Lara%20Hartley/images/0709Olderdancer.JPG
Here she is kicking me to wake me up for work this morning ...
Ow! Why u gots to be so MEAN, supermodel?

 

[Math Is Hard]

p.s. 'bout time you showed up, Boulderhead. We were looking all over for you on the trip up to New York!

 

[Artman]

Two minutes! Two lousy minutes! I missed the RV to the greatest party crash of the year by two minutes!

So I started out for Tsunami's place, dressed in my halloween costume, and let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've been a guy trying to hitchhike in a french maid's outfit. Oh, I had plenty of offers for rides, but NOT FREE RIDES! It took forever to walk there.

I finally arrive at Tsu's and see this guy dressed in a ghoul (sp?) suit sitting out front. He offers me some gross looking ice covered green things that look like frozen brocolli! I try one and sure enough IT IS FROZEN BROCOLLI

After I spit out the brocolli, I managed to ask where the RV was and he said, "It left two minutes ago. Want another piece of brocolli?" With that I screamed and ran for my life. Let me tell you, it is hard to run in a French maid's outfit. I broke my heal and had to limp home. About halfway home this convertible full of supermodels and some guy with bare feet and wings comes wizzing by, (and let me tell you the Marylin Monroe effect on that skirt could not have been a pretty sight!). The car nearly hit me forcing me to jump into a ditch.

Some party! I ruined my best French maid's outfit!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Awwww.. crud! We forgot Artman!

oh well, at least there was someone around to keep poor Ivan company!

But no worries, Artman, you're coming with us to Tom's Birthday/Christmas party. You can wear the French maid (or is it "Freedom maid?" ) outfit again. I am sure no one will mind. Heck, maybe we'll get you to jump out of Tom's birthday cake!

 

[Evo]

Two minutes! Two lousy minutes! I missed the RV to the greatest party crash of the year by two minutes!

So I started out for Tsunami's place, dressed in my halloween costume, and let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've been a guy trying to hitchhike in a french maid's outfit. Oh, I had plenty of offers for rides, but NOT FREE RIDES! It took forever to walk there.

I finally arrive at Tsu's and see this guy dressed in a ghoul (sp?) suit sitting out front. He offers me some gross looking ice covered green things that look like frozen brocolli! I try one and sure enough IT IS FROZEN BROCOLLI

After I spit out the brocolli, I managed to ask where the RV was and he said, "It left two minutes ago. Want another piece of brocolli?" With that I screamed and ran for my life. Let me tell you, it is hard to run in a French maid's outfit. I broke my heal and had to limp home. About halfway home this convertible full of supermodels and some guy with bare feet and wings comes wizzing by, (and let me tell you the Marylin Monroe effect on that skirt could not have been a pretty sight!). The car nearly hit me forcing me to jump into a ditch.

Some party! I ruined my best French maid's outfit!

WOOHOO! Artman in a French Maid's outfit! I would PAY to see that!

Artman, I will buy you a new pair of heels.

Yes, we will have another RV heading to Tom's for Christmas and you will be coming with us!

we need to talk to Ivan about the frozen brocolli, you don't even want to know what he puts in kid's stockings at Christmas.

 

[Artman]

oh well, at least there was someone around to keep poor Ivan company!

But no worries, Artman, you're coming with us to Tom's Birthday/Christmas party. You can wear the French maid (or is it "Freedom maid?" ) outfit again. I am sure no one will mind. Heck, maybe we'll get you to jump out of Tom's birthday cake!

Yeah! Going to Tom's in my freedom maid's costume to hobnob with all his musician friends! But wouldn't the Freedom maid outfit be just a little weird at Christmas? It would probably embarrass Tom in front of all of his cool friends.

WOOHOO! Artman in a French Maid's outfit! I would PAY to see that!

How much we talking? (I can be bought.)

Artman, I will buy you a new pair of heels.

Are you trying to ply me with offers of new shoes? : I have to warn you that black leather slingback high heal pumps are hard to find in a USA men's size 10.5.

we need to talk to Ivan about the frozen brocolli, you don't even want to know what he puts in kid's stockings at Christmas.

Can I catch the RV at your house Evo? Ivan scares me.

 

[humanino]

Freedom maid outfit

Announcement : for the next RV I am willing to provide real freedom kisses to anyone having an account on PF

 

[Moonbear]

Yeah! Going to Tom's in my freedom maid's costume to hobnob with all his musician friends! But wouldn't the Freedom maid outfit be just a little weird at Christmas? It would probably embarrass Tom in front of all of his cool friends.

Yeah, that just wouldn't be right for Christmas. You'll have to get a red velvet skirt with fur trim, and bells on your shoes.

 

[Artman]

Yeah, that just wouldn't be right for Christmas. You'll have to get a red velvet skirt with fur trim, and bells on your shoes.

Just skirt and shoes? No mention of a top. : I'm not that kind of a guy. (Okay, so maybe I am that kind of guy, but it would be way too cold in December for a topless outfit.)

Actually, I am planning to wear a black tux with a white shirt, red tie and matching red cumberbun. (Possibly with bells on my shoes to embarrass Tom in front of his cool friends.)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Announcement : for the next RV I am willing to provide real freedom kisses to anyone having an account on PF

woohoo! we'll need to start out early if we are going to swing by Paris and pick up Humanino... but maybe we can stop at Fauchon for some chocolate.
(We need to get Tom a birthday gift, anyway).

Artman, I am sure you'll look great in your tux. Maybe we should all go formal?

 

[Artman]

woohoo! we'll need to start out early if we are going to swing by Paris and pick up Humanino... but maybe we can stop at Fauchon for some chocolate.
(We need to get Tom a birthday gift, anyway).

Artman, I am sure you'll look great in your tux. Maybe we should all go formal?

Hey, if we're all going to dress similar, I'll go along with the topless idea! Just kidding, formal is great. Tom's birthday is a formal affair right?

 

[Evo]

Formal it is!

I can just imagine Tsunami at the wheel of the RV in her evening gown.

Of course MIH will have an unfair advantage over us other women, we all know how fashionable Barbie is.

Artman, you can come to my place to be picked up.

Hey, we need to plan...NEW YEARS EVE!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Everyone is welcome to borrow from my Barbie wardrobe before the event. (Artman included!)
Hope Tsu can find some comfortable driving shoes to go with her evening gown.
And you're right, Evo. New Year's Eve will be here before we know it. Can't decide if I should go out to Hollywood or stay here with you guys.

 

[Tsu]

Have you ever been to Hollywood Blvd. on New Years Eve? (Where every day is like Halloween... )

edit:
p.s. I have a real NICE pair of Bass clogs that can hide very well under my gown.

 

[BobG]

Just skirt and shoes? No mention of a top. : I'm not that kind of a guy. (Okay, so maybe I am that kind of guy, but it would be way too cold in December for a topless outfit.)

Oh, great! He is that kind of guy. He'll walk around all night with a couple of bathroom plungers on his chest, saying, "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?"

Tsu, if you and Ivan do move to Canada, Ivan can do this at parties and they'll think you're native Canadians.

Okay, all the Canadians I've met have pretty strange, but then, when you're stationed at a BMEWS site (Bewildered Men Existing Without Sex or Ballistic Missile Early Warning Site, take your pick), everyone's pretty strange.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Oh, great! He is that kind of guy. He'll walk around all night with a couple of bathroom plungers on his chest, saying, "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?"

Now, THAT'S comedy!
Tsu, if you want to go to Hollywood, we can take my Malibu Camper.
There's quite a few warrants associated with the RV now.

That "plunger" top might go over very well in WeHo (West Hollywood).

 

[Moonbear]

Everyone is welcome to borrow from my Barbie wardrobe before the event. (Artman included!)
Hope Tsu can find some comfortable driving shoes to go with her evening gown.
And you're right, Evo. New Year's Eve will be here before we know it. Can't decide if I should go out to Hollywood or stay here with you guys.

I sure wish I could fit Barbie's wardrobe. But formal is fun. It's great to pretend I'm a classy person once in a while

Evo, if we go formal, just remember the double-sided tape if you're going to wear that dress again! Otherwise, BobG might pull out the duct tape to fix things if it won't stay in place, and we'll never manage to pop Artman's eyes back in his head.

 

[Artman]

Oh, great! He is that kind of guy. He'll walk around all night with a couple of bathroom plungers on his chest, saying, "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?"

Why I never! (Okay, well hardly ever). The plungers won't stick on their own, I would have to use duct tape. Pulling that off would rip all my chest hairs off But I love the line "A bit nipply out tonight, eh?" so it would almost be worth it.