Two minutes! Two lousy minutes! I missed the RV to the greatest party crash of the year by two minutes!
So I started out for Tsunami's place, dressed in my halloween costume, and let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've been a guy trying to hitchhike in a french maid's outfit. Oh, I had plenty of offers for rides, but NOT FREE RIDES! It took forever to walk there.
I finally arrive at Tsu's and see this guy dressed in a ghoul (sp?) suit sitting out front. He offers me some gross looking ice covered green things that look like frozen brocolli! I try one and sure enough IT IS FROZEN BROCOLLI
After I spit out the brocolli, I managed to ask where the RV was and he said, "It left two minutes ago. Want another piece of brocolli?" With that I screamed and ran for my life. Let me tell you, it is hard to run in a French maid's outfit. I broke my heal and had to limp home. About halfway home this convertible full of supermodels and some guy with bare feet and wings comes wizzing by, (and let me tell you the Marylin Monroe effect on that skirt could not have been a pretty sight!). The car nearly hit me forcing me to jump into a ditch.
Some party!

I ruined my best French maid's outfit!