Two Truths & One Lie: Guess My Ancestor!

[zoobyshoe]

I always knew I liked you a lot.

Yeah...well...you're cuter than a barrel o' possums!

 

[JamesU]

I just noticed the one on the far right in the front row is lifting his rear leg up like he's peeing.

he's trying to chillax

 

[franznietzsche]

I've talked on MSN with Gale17
I've talked on MSN with Whozum
I've talked on MSN with Franznietzsche

Except that I don't use MSN.

Hi everybody.

 

[Smurf]

Except that I don't use MSN.

Hi everybody.

it's... it's... it's a miracle! My minion has RETURNED!

(hi)

 

[franznietzsche]

it's... it's... it's a miracle! My minion has RETURNED!

(hi)

Doesn't change the fact that I don't use MSN.

and Hi.

 

[Smurf]

Doesn't change the fact that I don't use MSN.

and Hi.

Yeah, that's why it's called "Two truths and a lie". (you were the lie)

 

[franznietzsche]

Yeah, that's why it's called "Two truths and a lie". (you were the lie)

Fair enough, I'm used to that sort of thing by now anyway.

 

[EnumaElish]

That's right, they're marsupial.

What does that make their closest living relatives? Are rats marsupials? And what's so special about the tail? It's kind of like a rat's tail.

 

[EnumaElish]

1. I was house broken by a tiny, cute mouse which I killed with a snow shovel
2. I was house broken by a tiny, cute mouse which became adopted (creatively named "Mouse")
3. I was house broken by a tiny, cute mouse that got itself into a bottle of olive oil and pickled for days before being discovered ("Dear, do you remember that you thought the vegan salad tasted a little bacon-like? Well, guess what, there was a reason for it.")

 

[Math Is Hard]

What does that make their closest living relatives? Are rats marsupials? And what's so special about the tail? It's kind of like a rat's tail.

Rats are rodents. Possums can wrap their tails around tree branches and it helps them hang on. It's kinda like having a fifth limb.

 

[franznietzsche]

Rats are rodents. Possums can wrap their tails around tree branches and it helps them hang on. It's kinda like having a fifth limb.

Hey there MIH. Have some aftershock.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hey there MIH. Have some aftershock.

Hey, buddy! Welcome back! It's about time you popped into say hello!

 

[franznietzsche]

Hey, buddy! Welcome back! It's about time you popped into say hello!

Well, I'm a workaholic all summer long. Just got back on campus yesterday, so I actually have free time now.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I have two record players.

I have two electric fans.

I have two telephones.

 

[franznietzsche]

I have two record players.

I have two electric fans.

I have two telephones.

we know there are no electric fans in the bursh shelter, silly.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I didn't say any of these things were plugged in.

 

[franznietzsche]

I didn't say any of these things were plugged in.

And i didn't say we knew there was no electricity. I said we know there are no electric fans. SO a difference it makes not.

 

[honestrosewater]

AH! How long was I asleep? franznietzsche is back! Everyone stop posting until I get caught up.

 

[Smurf]

AH! How long was I asleep? franznietzsche is back! Everyone stop posting until I get caught up.

Yeah, It's amazing isn't it? Finally someone worthy of being my minion. Pengwuino, you're fired.

 

[honestrosewater]

I already knew zooby was a virgin. Okay, you guys can continue now. Bah, Smurf! You don't listen very well.

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I've had 'unclean thoughts' about Shakespeare.

I've never (lustfully) kissed another female.

When I was little kid, I 'prayed' to Satan, trying to convince him to come back to the 'good' side.

 

[Lisa!]

#2 is false!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I already knew zooby was a virgin. Okay, you guys can continue now.

No, Hypnagogue guessed correctly.

Plus, you didn't guess on this one:

I have two record players.

I have two electric fans.

I have two telephones.

 

[honestrosewater]

No, Hypnagogue guessed correctly.

You don't need to put on a show for us, zooby. We love you unconditionally.

Plus, you didn't guess on this one:

You didn't guess mine either.

Hm, I imagine you would have at least two record players. But the others are a toss-up. I say you have no electric fans.

 

[Lisa!]

Rose, you don't help us to find the answer?

 

[honestrosewater]

You're right, Lisa!. It was always in a partying and having fun way though - nothing serious. I wonder why the (straight) men never did that kind of thing no matter how drunk they got. Anyone have any idea?

 

[whozum]

1. I only pee while seated, I can't do it standing up.
2. I can't take a crap without taking off my shirt.
3. I despise using toilet paper.

 

[loseyourname]

1. I only pee while seated, I can't do it standing up.
2. I can't take a crap without taking off my shirt.
3. I despise using toilet paper.

You better not despise using toilet paper. What do you use? On the other hand, if you can't crap without taking your shirt off, you're one weird dude. Nice theme to the post, by the way.

 

[whozum]

You better not despise using toilet paper. What do you use? On the other hand, if you can't crap without taking your shirt off, you're one weird dude. Nice theme to the post, by the way.

Thank you, which was the lie?

 

[honestrosewater]

3. I despise using toilet paper.

Well, I can think of a rational explanation for this one, so I say it's a lie.

 

[loseyourname]

Let's see:

1. When I was 21, I married a woman 8 years older than me on our first date.
2. I've been on a television game show.
3. My sister is a professional model.

 

[loseyourname]

Thank you, which was the lie?

The third. Sorry for not being clear.

 

[loseyourname]

Three more (because this is kinda fun)

1. I once performed naked onstage.
2. My mother had her graduation present taken away for dating a guy that wasn't white (my father).
3. I've run a sub-4:30 mile.

 

[honestrosewater]

You better not despise using toilet paper. What do you use?

He could use those water fountain thingies or something else. And he only said that he despised using toilet paper - not that he doesn't use it.

 

[whozum]

Three more (because this is kinda fun)

1. I once performed naked onstage.
2. My mother had her graduation present taken away for dating a guy that wasn't white (my father).
3. I've run a sub-4:30 mile.

I'm going for 3, I don't think you can run 13mph for over 4 miutes.

 

[loseyourname]

I'm going for 3, I don't think you can run 13mph for over 4 miutes.

You're correct (somewhat). My PR is 4:34.

 

[honestrosewater]

2. I've been on a television game show.

Lie......

 

[whozum]

You're correct (somewhat). My PR is 4:34.

Youre within a minute of the world record.. christ. Your father wasnt kenyan by any chance was he?

 

[honestrosewater]

Armenian?

 

[fuzzyfelt]

Ian Curtis??

 

[fuzzyfelt]

ok, sorry, guess he's white.

 

[Monique]

Too many pages to read, but it sounds fun. Here's three:

1. I obtained a visa to work in the US without getting paid and while being broke.
2. I graduated cum laude three times (high school, college, university).
3. I once drank 1 cup of extra virgine olive oil.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Since neither 1 or 2 are interesting things about yourself, I can't deduce anything from 3...

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[Jimmy Snyder]

I have a Master's in Math, but I don't have a Bachelor's degree.

I performed in the opera Tosca along with Robert Merrill.

I played for the Philadelphia Eagles.

 

[mattmns]

Too many pages to read, but it sounds fun. Here's three:

1. I obtained a visa to work in the US without getting paid and while being broke.
2. I graduated cum laude three times (high school, college, university).
3. I once drank 1 cup of extra virgine olive oil.

I will go with 3 as being false.

 

[mattmns]

I have a Master's in Math, but I don't have a Bachelor's degree.

I performed in the opera Tosca along with Robert Merrill.

I played for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Wow, toss-up for me. I think 3 is true for some reason, and therefore will go with 2 as being the flase one.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I ... will go with 2 as being the flase one.

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Actually, 2 is ture, not flase. It is not that amazing actually. In Tosca, there is a Church Processional where dozens of Church officials walk on stage. I was among these. I was a sub-deacon in the Catholic Church. Some role for a Jew, huh? I walked on stage, the curtain came down, and the house came to its feet and cheered. Oh, and Robert Merrill sung good too.

EOM

 

[Evo]

Too many pages to read, but it sounds fun. Here's three:

1. I obtained a visa to work in the US without getting paid and while being broke.
2. I graduated cum laude three times (high school, college, university).
3. I once drank 1 cup of extra virgine olive oil.

I'm voting #3 also.

 

[Lisa!]

I vote for #1!

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

How big was the cup?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Too many pages to read, but it sounds fun. Here's three:

1. I obtained a visa to work in the US without getting paid and while being broke.
2. I graduated cum laude three times (high school, college, university).
3. I once drank 1 cup of extra virgine olive oil.

I'll say #2 is false. I'm not sure high schools offer a "cum laude" status.