A sad garden disaster story...in progress:
I have a ficus benjamina that I love and I hate. Well OK, I basically hate it. It's never been happy the whole time I've had it, drops leaves at each season change or if I so much as touch it.
It was in dire need of a new pot. It also needed to be pruned a bit - it had lots of bare branches (all that leaf dropping, you know).
So I did both the pruning and the repotting today. Took it into the garage, cut off all bare branches. Re-potted it (oops, there was a bit of root rot that I had to remove, not too severe I hope). So it's back in its spot and I hope it's happy.
Then I discovered I have sap drops in my hair

! So I researched that quickly, found the recommendations for sap removal: peanut butter or olive oil. I chose olive oil.
It took a while but I did manage to comb all the sap out. My hair is not oily, it's fully *oiled*. Now I'm waiting for my scalp to stop hurting, so I can shampoo.
I look a mess!
And I bet the tree is going to die, after all that.