What is the Latest Adventure of FranzBear and Uncle Artman?

[Math Jeans]

How can I guess if I'm not allowed to think?

Exactly.

 

[rocketboy]

How can I guess if I'm not allowed to think?

Exactly.

wow that is deep.

 

[Math Jeans]

wow that is deep.

Get over it. Mine.

 

[Mk]

Get over it. Mine.

Exactly.

 

[Math Jeans]

Exactly.

You will never defeat me!

 

[rocketboy]

I am still trying to determine why I keep posting in this thread. So far my best answer is "procrastinating more important things".

 

[Math Jeans]

I am still trying to determine why I keep posting in this thread. So far my best answer is "procrastinating more important things".

Meh. Its mine. Leave it alone.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

What's yours?

 

[Math Jeans]

This thread.

 

[lisab]

Jeans, give it up!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

I don't think so. You don't know Franzbear well enough.

 

[lisab]

Now wait, I thought Franzbear was no longer with us...

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

Franzbear is immortal!

 

[Evo]

Now wait, I thought Franzbear was no longer with us...

Franzbear is immortal.

Edit:I guess I waited too long to hit the post reply button.

 

[Kurdt]

Is this what a Franzbear looks like?

 

[Moridin]

Is this what a Franzbear looks like?

That's aggravated assault. Now apologize or I am force to file an official grievance at the State Department.

 

[rocketboy]

Is this what a Franzbear looks like?

LOL

this post is too short...

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

Thou shalt make no image of Franzbear!

 

[Moridin]

Thou shalt make no image of Franzbear!

Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your [This Part Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims by the Church of Franzbear]. [This Part Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims by the Church of Franzbear] is registrated trademark of [This Part Has Been Removed Due To Copyright Claims by the Church of Franzbear] inc. All rights reserved.

 

[Mk]

[This post has been removed due to copyright infringement claims by the Church of Franzbear]

 

[rocketboy]

This post has not been removed... yet. (crabcakes evo? i read somewhere you liked those...)

 

[Evo]

And I heard that you managed to avoid being fishwhacked. The sisters are going to have to start tracking down members that slipped through the fish gauntlet.

<WHAM>

Trout!

Send me crabcakes!

 

[Lisa!]

I think it's the best time to lock this thread, Evo!

Have you received your Teddy Ruxpin?

 

[Danger]

Only the goddess Evo can determine when the time is right. I figure that this one is good for at least 2,000 posts.

 

[Evo]

I think it's the best time to lock this thread, Evo!

Have you received your Teddy Ruxpin?

I never got a Teddy Ruxpin.

I think perhaps the killer of this thread might be the one that sends me a Ruxpin and crabcakes.

 

[Danger]

I think perhaps the killer of this thread might be the one that sends me a Ruxpin and crabcakes.

Would you settle for a crabby old guy in a Teddy costume?

 

[Evo]

Would you settle for a crabby old guy in a Teddy costume?

:!) Yes, yes, I would!

 

[Kurdt]

Did you not like the Franzbear teddy Evo? That looks crabby.

 

[Evo]

Did you not like the Franzbear teddy Evo? That looks crabby.

I loved the franzbear teddy! Bring it on over! You don't eat crabcakes, do you? Good, more for me.

 

[Moonbear]

Franzbear's teddy? Has my little boy become a transvestite now? *sigh* Oh well, I think he's experimented with just about everything else, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

/me sets fire to Franzbear's teddy

 

[Kurdt]

Its not Franzbear's teddy. It is Franzbear!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

/me sets fire to Kurdt as punishment for blasphemy

 

[Kurdt]

I wear fireproof racing overalls.

 

[Danger]

I wear fireproof racing overalls.

I'd be more concerned about your 'Underalls' if I were you. Somebody slipped some of Turbo's sauce into your lunch.

 

[rocketboy]

I'd be more concerned about your 'Underalls' if I were you. Somebody slipped some of Turbo's sauce into your lunch.

there are some things that racing coveralls just can't cope with.

 

[Moonbear]

Oh no! It's happened again. I really need to get better protection for my computers. There was this minor mishap in chat today, and behold, Franzbear has a half sister..Astromoon!

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

Oh noes! PF is DOOMED!11one11!1

 

[Moonbear]

I'd be more concerned about your 'Underalls' if I were you. Somebody slipped some of Turbo's sauce into your lunch.

As long as it isn't Underoos.

 

[Kurdt]

I'm English, we're all curryaholics

 

[tribdog]

I'm English, we're all curryaholics

Really? I thought you were catholics.

 

[rocketboy]

*grabs thread*

"Fetch!"

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

/me kills rocketboy and sets fire to FranzBear

 

[jim mcnamara]

This looks like some threads back in the mid 90's on some programming fora.

This googles up for 'franzbear' and aside from incredible viscosity it ain't all that bad...

http://thegoodnessoflife.com/
franzbear lives... in a slow moving world.

PS: this thing goes on and on... fair warning.

 

[lisab]

PS: this thing goes on and on... fair warning.

Jeez, no kidding. It needs a "OK, OK! Now speed the hell up and get on with it!" button.

I kept waiting for a scary face to pop up !

 

[yourdadonapogostick]

I got bored after 10 seconds.

 

[Artman]

Franzbear's teddy? Has my little boy become a transvestite now? *sigh* Oh well, I think he's experimented with just about everything else, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Sigh. I leave here for just a little while and when I come back, Franzbear is a transvestite! He obviously needs to spend more time with a male role model, like his Uncle Artman.

(Artman dons his psycho mother nightgown)

Franzbear needs a little camping trip into the woods. It should be fun.

 

[Moonbear]

Welcome back, Artman! Where have you been hiding? One of those LONG camping trips with Franzbear? If you're going to take him into the woods, make sure he's wearing his bear suit...the one covered in strips of bacon.

 

[Artman]

Welcome back, Artman! Where have you been hiding? One of those LONG camping trips with Franzbear? If you're going to take him into the woods, make sure he's wearing his bear suit...the one covered in strips of bacon.

Thank you for the welcome back. I've just been doing more writing than anything lately.

Franzbear is wearing his bear suit covered with bacon, and we're first going to go search for honey, so we've also smeared it with maple syrup and sprinkled it with sugar and stuck flowers to it (bees like sweet things and flowers, so they should leave him alone, right?) When we find a big hive, I'm going to let Franz have all the fun and we'll set his bacon on fire to smoke out the bees, and send him in with a great big bucket to grab all the honey.




While I watch from a few miles away. So as not to disturb the bees.

 

[Evo]

Thank you for the welcome back. I've just been doing more writing than anything lately.

Franzbear is wearing his bear suit covered with bacon, and we're first going to go search for honey, so we've also smeared it with maple syrup and sprinkled it with sugar and stuck flowers to it (bees like sweet things and flowers, so they should leave him alone, right?) When we find a big hive, I'm going to let Franz have all the fun and we'll set his bacon on fire to smoke out the bees, and send him in with a great big bucket to grab all the honey.




While I watch from a few miles away. So as not to disturb the bees.

ARTMAN! I know Franzbear is so thrilled to have his Uncle Artman back! Sounds like he's already about to have another fun outing!