What was the first joke ever told?

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There had to be a first right?

Any ideas on what it could have been about?
 

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Wasn't it when Hebrew/Christian God created light of day before he made the Sun? The cheeky bastard.
 
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Thag: My dinosaur has no nose.
Zog: But then how does he smell?
Thag: Terrible!
 
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Who knows what the first joke was, but I clearly remember my daughter's first joke.

She was in the back seat of the car, in her car seat. She was about 2.

She said loudly, "HEY!"

I said, "What?"

She said, "HEY!", and giggled a little.

I said, "What?", and she giggled some more.

I looked back to see what was going on, and she was pointing to a piece of hay stuck to her shoe.

But since puns require a fairly advanced grasp of language, I doubt the first joke ever was a pun.
 
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"Two Amoeba walk out of a bar"
 
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