Robert Shaw said:
If the universe was in an energy eigenstate then d<A>/dt = 0 for any dynamic variable A. Stuff moves which implies that the Universe isn't in an eigenstate. What factors drive the energy spread?
For toy universe models such as the neo-classical harmonic oscillator, non-stationary state solutions exist which are superpositions of energy states.
What about bigger systems, the Universe for instance?
When you talk about ##\frac{d \langle A \rangle}{dt}## you are dealing with the expected value of a dynamic variable ##A## for a large ensemble of identically prepared systems. This is not the value of a dynamic variable for a single system measured repeatedly over time.
For example, if you prepare a large ensemble of particles in a given state and measure the energy of the each particle at some time ##t_0##, for example, then you will get an average value of the energy at time ##t_0##. Let's call this ##\langle E(t_0) \rangle##.
Then, you repeat the preparation process for another ensemble of particles and take measurements at some later time ##t_1##, giving an average energy measurement ##\langle E(t_1) \rangle ##.
And so on.
By conservation of energy, you have ##\langle E(t_0) \rangle = \langle E(t_1) \rangle = \langle E(t_2) \rangle \dots## From which you may infer:
##\frac{d\langle E(t) \rangle}{dt} = 0##
If, additionally, every measurement of energy at time ##t_0## returns the same value ##E##, then you know you have prepared the particle in an energy eigenstate corresponding to energy ##E##.
In either case, energy eigenstate or superposition of energy eigenstates, the particle moves!
More importantly, given you cannot experimentally prepare an ensemble of universes, the statistical laws of QM do not simply and directly apply even to hypothetical measurements of the "energy of the universe".
In conclusion, I'd say your question is based on a fundamental misconception of QM.