Who is the Top Thread Killer Champion Since New Years?

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The discussion revolves around a playful competition among forum members to see who can "kill" threads, with various participants ranked by the number of kills since New Year's. Tribdog leads with 28 kills, followed by Mk and Moonbear with 16 and 15, respectively. The conversation includes humorous banter about the nature of thread killing, with participants debating the rules and significance of their achievements. There are references to a mythical thread, "Franzbear," and the implications of creating a new thread that could disrupt the forum's dynamics. Members express their competitive spirit, with some claiming to have unique strategies for thread killing and others joking about the absurdity of the competition. The thread also touches on the concept of merging threads to prevent further posts, highlighting the playful chaos of the forum culture. Overall, the thread captures a lighthearted rivalry and the community's engagement in a whimsical activity.
  • #51
i have 1 at the most, but that will probably soon change.
 
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  • #52
mattmns said:
And yes Lisa!, of course you were listed at the top, tribdog started with the weaker thread killers :-p
I think trib started with less ones because he knows the quality of our work's been more important than yours!
I mean You can't call it thread killing when someone say something that others even don't bother to reply to him or even read it. It's the ability to say the last word while no one else can say anything against it!(not to mention that killing some birthday thread even isn't worthy to mention:zzz: ):smile:
 
  • #53
Keep telling yourself that :smile:
 
  • #54
Lisa! said:
I won't let you to kill my thread!
what thread?
 
  • #55
mattmns said:
Huh? Do I need to do the math again or something?
I meant lisa!
 
  • #56
mattmns said:
Keep telling yourself that :smile:
Keep responding to people whether they're talking to you or not!:smile:
 
  • #57
yourdadonapogostick said:
what thread?
Haven't you forgetten something?
Ok I post it instead of you!(:confused: ):smile:
 
  • #58
Mk said:
I meant lisa!
Yeah I did not realize that til after I had posted, and I was too lazy to edit my post :smile:
 
  • #59
mattmns said:
Yeah I did not realize that til after I had posted, and I was too lazy to edit my post :smile:
I hope that wouldn't ean your mind is alost too lazy to realize things very quick!:smile:
 
  • #60
the end of franzbear-thread

Since TKC is dead and has been locked I will be resuracted(somone is going to do it so why not) TKC II so I can explain on how yomamma killed TKC and borke the laws of f-thology and finally killed franzbear. Ok I will find some of my post about franzbear-threadology in TKC I:
The old franzbear effect
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=900482#post900482
The Quatum loop franzbear effect
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=901078#post901078
The Possible soultion(being tribdog) to the franzbear theorm equation
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=950674#post950674
The laws of franzbear-thread
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=901699#post901699
There two key post that killed franzbear(not including Evo's offical lock post which doesn't count)
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?p=992606#post992606
My post and yomamma's post is about leorndo Da Vinci and the last part of both is about if Leorando Da vinic knew how to kill TKC which led to the end of franzbear.
Ok so I'll need to explain to you this on how leornado Da Vinci has anything to do with killing frazbear.
During the Crusades some of the cursaders would go to some Itallian cities after the failed. They stayed there to wait for the next cursade...which they will fail at. During this time a young cursader army pvt. had a cup that nobody wanted to have but it was importent...The Holy grail! He also had acient text form the dicples to what know as...Franzbear...
In oder to protect the holy grail the templer nights were formend and a small divison in the templer nights(but later become an indpend oder) known as the Other knights of the Franzbear texts...The franzbear text kept a record of an non-electornic thread on the Antikythera net about who can kill the most threads of a small Antikythernet website called PhilosophywithMathfourms.Akynet. The knights had to defend the secerts that ever found would cause the crusades to fail...and they failed to protect...but using the math that was posted he was able to find a secert in it that could be not known and they had to remberd. So he did too things to protect the secert and keep secert:
1. he created a conspriacy about Jeus being married to Mary(not his mother the other one) so that people will be mislead by it
2. he invented a machine that could insert information that could insert infroation into the subcounsices. He inserted the secert into the subconssius of the knights to make them rember and they date he did was
febeuray the 13th
Unfourntrly, the knights were killed in a cursade in which they were sent and failed to again. With expection of a one knight: tribdog(not the one that started TKC). So after a few years he had a vison about the secert infromation of the thread:
He learned that the thread was actually was to choose a mathmatican to debate poltics with the Roman Impire because however can kill a conservation really will can be a good poltican and who ever can kill that thread would be the greatest poltican ever. But there was one weakness that who ever killed would some day would rule the world. So inorder to prevent they made it a self-automated thread that could post on it's self. But it didn't work right and they figured that a person namend yo mamma is a roman emporess( y_r ) would be the thread killer. None of it worked properally. Here is way assume that the distance between one post between mathematics is D^m was parrel to spam S according to laws of franzbear-thread the thread orginal topic would become more defromend but since it had a parrel topic( D^m \cdot S ) they both never became deformend and the thread never died.
So Da vinci came up with the shocking soultion:
S_tkc =( D^m * \cdot S) \frac {\Y_r}{f}
where
S_tkc = the outcome of therd killer champions meaning if yo mom is a roman emporer becomers the ruler of the world or...
f = ...franzbear would destory it...both ways it wasn't good so Da vinci came up with a soultion:
He came up with if the secert could be kept long enough it would cause the grand-unfied thread killer force to become stregthen and weaken the franzbear effect and he found that if was weak enough it could be killed and the latest would be a few hunderd later. So the last surving knight survior decendent Tribdog CXXIM would start TKC on a fourm and then a someone with a name similar to yo mamma is roman empress(it has to be similar because of the space time contium thing) which we kill franzbear and prevent yo mom is a roman empress form ruiling the world.\
So is this thread going to be the next franzbear?
 
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  • #61
OH crap yomammas going to boast about that all the time now. I can't believe Evo decided to lock it after his post.
 
  • #62
Mk said:
OH crap yomammas going to boast about that all the time now. I can't believe Evo decided to lock it after his post.
Hey, he wasthe last poster for & days. I found it down on page three in the forum.

He's the rightful killer. Yes, we will never hear the end of it.
 
  • #63
I guess this is the new TKC thread!
 
  • #64
Of cource this i's way we call it TKC II!
So know that yomamma killed TKC does he get somthing for his Recognitions
 
  • #65
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  • #66
Do I have to kill this too?
 
  • #67
nope, this one will be mine.
 
  • #68
that's what you said about the last one
 
  • #69
:rolleyes: Where am I? This looks vaguely familiar, yet somehow different. :rolleyes:
 
  • #70
yomamma said:
Do I have to kill this too?
Lets get started I think you can kill after the 10,000 post.
 
  • #71
Yeah, let's get this one to 10K before I kill it :smile:
 
  • #72
how about we just go for a cool million...


I'll be around for a few years
 
  • #73
Lets get started
This thread is dea I killed it
 
  • #74
Sounds good, 1 million it is!
 
  • #75
999925 post to go!
 
  • #76
hmm...it took about 1 year for 10,000 posts...we'll have to make this thread last 100 years, okay?
 
  • #77
yomamma said:
hmm...it took about 1 year for 10,000 posts...we'll have to make this thread last 100 years, okay?

Let us all get to work on that aging problem.:smile:
 
  • #78
how about we post really fast and greg lowers the character limit (if possible)?
 
  • #79
Maybe, but I would prefer to kill two birds with one stone.
 
  • #80
Yeah we need to work fast! Otherwise none of us will be alive to kill it :cry:
 
  • #81
This thread and pengwuino? :hope:
 
  • #82
That's not fair! Evo should have locked this thread too. I killed it for about 3 month! yomamma, how much chocolate did it take to kill franzbear(I)?
 
  • #83
Franzbear times i? Or is it Amperes?
 
  • #84
Lisa! said:
That's not fair! Evo should have locked this thread too. I killed it for about 3 month! yomamma, how much chocolate did it take to kill franzbear(I)?
Sorry now that franzbear I was locked this thread has to be the replacment
 
  • #85
You don't think I'm going to let this live. If lisa! has a true kill on this thread, I'll have to declare it dead and award her the kill. My head hurts too bad to look right now.
 
  • #86
Yeah, I killed it on 03-06-2006
#59
but scot1 resurected it #60
yesterday!:smile:
 
  • #87
EVO at TKC lockpost said:
It had previously been decided that if this thread had no posts for five days, it was dead. It has been 7 days.

I am awarding the OFFICIAL KILL of the "thread killer champions" thread to yomamma.

May we have a moment of silence.

RIP TKC
It never said that if this thread(TKCII) had no post for 5 days it was dead. So I guess thread 4 months.
 
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  • #88
3 and a half months is hardly a kill. Damn you Lisa! and your bad spelling, I was going to use what you said about resurrecting the thread against you, but you spelled it wrong :cry: (You forgot an r; resuRRected)
 
  • #89
I guess we should get rid of you first, dear scott... :-p
 
  • #90
mattmns said:
3 and a half months is hardly a kill. Damn you Lisa! and your bad spelling, I was going to use what you said about resurrecting the thread against you, but you spelled it wrong :cry: (You forgot an r; resuRRected)
Very clever of you to spell the words of your own language correctly! I've been away from English for about 2 months...:rolleyes:

P.S. I also spelled scott wrongly in that post!
 
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  • #91
Well :-p
 
  • #92
Lisa! said:
P.S. I also spelled scott wrongly in that post!
When I was 5 I use to spell my name soctt
 
  • #93
Anyway I leave this thread to you kiddies to kill. I've got more important things to do these days...o:)
 
  • #94
Sure you do :rolleyes:
 
  • #95
:smile:
what that means? Do you just want to pay me back that :rolleyes: or ...?

Anyway I forgot to thank you for correcting my mistake.:smile: You know when I think of it I'm also very serious about misspelling in our language and can't prevent myself from correcting others...
 
  • #96
I call the millionth post.
 
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  • #97
scott1 said:
I call the millonth post.
That is fine with me, and while we are at it, I will call the millionth post :smile:
 
  • #98
:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:
I give up for now...
 
  • #99
Lisa! said:
:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:
I give up for now...
Ok good...just wait until the 100th post...
 
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  • #100
I call this post

mattmns said:
That is fine with me, and while we are at it, I will call the millionth post :smile:
...I'll call the 100th post instead.
 
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