You're too much of a physicist if

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This thread humorously explores the quirks and behaviors that might indicate someone is "too much of a physicist." Participants share anecdotes, jokes, and playful observations related to physics and its culture, touching on personal experiences and humorous scenarios.

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Main Points Raised

  • Some participants suggest that being a physicist is evident if one wears physics-themed clothing or names pets after physicists.
  • Others propose that giving detailed explanations at social gatherings about benign topics is a sign of being too much of a physicist.
  • One participant humorously mentions speeding up at red traffic lights in hopes of them turning green, indicating a physics mindset.
  • Another points out the tendency to jury-rig devices even during leisure activities, like on a cruise.
  • Several participants list various behaviors, such as using all functions of a graphing calculator or translating English into binary, as indicators of a physicist's mindset.
  • Anecdotes about misunderstandings related to everyday situations, such as asking for price estimates in scientific terms, are shared.
  • Confusion between holidays due to numerical representations (e.g., 31 OCT = 25 DEC) is also mentioned as a humorous sign of a physicist's thinking.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally agree on the humorous nature of the indicators shared, but there is no consensus on a definitive list or ranking of these behaviors.

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The discussion reflects a light-hearted take on the culture of physicists and does not delve into serious academic or technical discourse.

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This thread may appeal to individuals interested in physics, humor related to STEM fields, or those who enjoy sharing and reflecting on the quirks of scientific culture.

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Hi all,

I thought it would be funny to open a thread like this.
So feel free to post!You're too much of a physicist if ...

...if you wear a http://www.oceanoptics.com/applications/tshirt.asp on it.
...if you name your cat "Schrödinger".
...if you read "Quarkbällchen" and think of quarks. ("Quarkbällchen" (German word) are dough-balls with curd inside)
...if you write "1 \hbar our" instead of "1 hour"
 
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...if you actually get all those jokes.

Also:

...if you give long, detailed answers to benign questions like "How does this work?"
At parties.
 
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Chi Meson said:
...if you give long, detailed answers to benign questions like "How does this work?"
At parties.

Haha oh god. I stay away from answering these questions for this very reason.
 
... if, when approaching a red traffic light, you speed up even faster, hoping that it'll appear green.

:)

Zz.
 
ZapperZ said:
... if, when approaching a red traffic light, you speed up even faster, hoping that it'll appear green.
...and you actually say this to the cop, 3 minutes later.
 
... you spend your first ocean cruise in your cabin jury-rigging a motion recorder.


what! what!
 
When I was in grad school, I heard that one of the women among us who normally wore jeans and T-shirts once needed a nice dress to wear for some formal function. She called up a local department store, asked about what they had available, then, "can you give me an order of magnitude estimate on the price?"

This was long before you could simply browse the store's Web site to find out such things, of course.
 
If your're having a half-life crisis...
 
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seerongo said:
If your're having a half-life crisis...

LoL. A couple of years ago I was playing Half-Life (the pc game) and one day I realized that the name "Half-Life" comes from nuclear physics. The http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Half-life-cover.jpg made sense then.
 
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You use your wave physics textbook as a mousepad ? (guess what : the desk surface doesn't seem to be a good one...)
 
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... other people keep away from one of the junior common rooms for the entire year because the blackboard is covered in equations you scribbled down whilst doing work in a group.
 
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For those who do computer programming...they think in hexadecimal instead of decimal. :biggrin:
 
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Or if they confuse Halloween and Christmas because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
 
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jtbell said:
Or if they confuse Halloween and Christmas because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Tee hee.
 

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