amusing quip, but I don't think it's right. Density contour maps of DM clouds in many locations (e.g. around clusters of galaxies) have been made. The maps are interesting, show differences, show different things happening, and require explanation.
the hypothetical planet "Vulcan" was not something observed to be explained,
it was a KLUDGE explanation of precession in Mercury's orbit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_(hypothetical_planet)
an unexplained peculiarity in Mercury's orbit was established as early as 1860, I think.
DM is also an essential feature of simulations of filamentary structure formation in early universe---and the simulations yield realistic-looking results.
DM is just too economical a way to explain this bunch of different things going on at widely different scales---galaxy, clusters of galaxies, filamentary structure.
The nature of DM is a major puzzle. It's not a one-time kludge like the hypothetical planet Vulcan.
Maybe you were kidding. Nice epigram
BTW I also think it's pretty clear that our present law of gravity, GR, is going to be MODIFIED. It is deficient in some recognized ways and people are working on that. So if you are trying to say GR has to be modified, you are "preaching to the converted". That, I think, is a different problem. Modifying, say in the course of developing a quantum theory of geometry and matter, is unlikely to supplant DM in all its different explanatory roles.