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cepheid said:She did admit to me later that she did have a bit of a crush on me at the time
How immodest! This is but just a forum you know... no need to prove anything...
cepheid said:She did admit to me later that she did have a bit of a crush on me at the time
Alex_Sanders said:How immodest! This is but just a forum you know... no need to prove anything...
cepheid said:I can't tell if you're kidding or not. I admitted to being a physically weak person who lacks self-confidence and who utterly failed to get with a girl in spite of the fact that she actually liked me. What part of that, exactly, was boastful, or constituted an attempt to try to prove something? I would say no part.
The statement of mine that you quoted and labelled as "immodest" was intended to be nothing more than a matter-of-fact recounting of an event that occurred.
Alex_Sanders said:Of course I'm joking! :tongue: And you still refuse to be humble...
Oooh, I'm so weak, oooh, I'm delicate yet girls still like me, ooooh, I think I'm going to be an abercrombie model...
Ryan_m_b said:In order to contribute productively to this thread I have found a list of 30 ways females of different species can be impressed. As the OP specified "females" rather than "women" I assume this is what he desired.
Lots of guys would consider that a stunt. "Gee, how to I pretend to be thoughtful?"mathwonk said:thoughtfulness?
mathwonk said:thoughtfulness?
Yep! What a crazy idea! How could that possibly work?mathwonk said:crazy idea: listen to the woman talk for a while. get to know what she likes and does not like. think of something she would enjoy and do it for her. Take pleasure in her enjoyment of it, independently of what you may gain from it. Sit back, sip a drink and be satisfied.
turbo said:Yep! What a crazy idea! How could that possibly work?
mcknia07 said:Pretend to like what she does and go with her and enjoy it. Or pretend to, it will win her over
jduster said:the greatest way to impress a woman is by not trying to impress her.
Pasha582 said:Bungee jump. Naked. While coated in ether, which you set afire just as you leap.
BobG said:I think this one would impress most guys, too!
By the way, how do you keep the rope from burning up before you reach the bottom?
Drakkith said:The rope is a steel cable.
bobg said:attached to steel ankles, i hope.
Sounds like an instant rafting guide.
"oh, shoot, and there i was, footloose and panty free in the back of a raft full of girl scouts, with a set of class 6 rapids immediately in front of us..."
Drakkith said:This must explain why a very good friend of mine adores me and tells me I'm not like other guys. I actually listen to her.
Alex_Sanders said:Successful stories? Anyone?
I have one, but kinda an accident:
When I was young in high school, there was this limosine slowed down near me and the front-side window were rolled down. The chauffeur lowered his head and yelled, eh kid, know where *** street is?
I smiled back to him and said: I just moved here with my parents.
Then a girl in my neighboring class showed up right beside me, and she found me smiling. So she was like: what are you so happy about? What did you say to that guy in the limo?
I smiled at her evenly and said: I told him I'd rather walk.
Viracocha said:Other primates like to display their goods to pick up the ladies. You could try getting yourself a nice trenchcoat and doing that. Would probably work better if you're into chimpanzee girls, though...