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[Smurf]

Well, no actually I didn't.

 

[Danger]

Well, no actually I didn't.

You admitted it just in time. I was about to ask if there were any witnesses.

 

[franznietzsche]

Well, no actually I didn't.

Me neither

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Well, no actually I didn't.

In that case the rest of us have cause for celebration!

 

[Danger]

In that case the rest of us have cause for celebration!

Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool.

 

[franznietzsche]

Yup. Keep the clownfish out of the gene pool.

Amen to that.

 

[Moonbear]

I was more worried about smurfette having a baby smurf.

 

[arildno]

NOW:
You are all very ungracious towards smurf.
There are lots of others at PF who also should be weeded out of the gene pool..:grumpy: ()

 

[Danger]

There are lots of others at PF who also should be weeded out of the gene pool..:grumpy: ()

Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...

 

[arildno]

Now that you mention it, your family tree has its share of nuts and squirrels...

I am the fruit of a long line of Danish nobility (on my great-grandmother's side) which traces its ancestry to, amongst others, Harald Hairfair the first Viking king of Norway (besides, my great-grandmother's last name was Hindenburg, so I've got German noble blood as well)

It is time this ancient family came to rest, don't you think?

 

[Danger]

I am the fruit of a long line

Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits.

 

[arildno]

Right... sorry; I forgot to mention fruits.

Oops..

 

[Danger]

Oops..

Oh great! Just when I have the upper hand, I have to call a truce. Really. Since I now have Evo's permission to sleep, and have not done much of that in several days, and have to work in the morning (it's 1:35am here)... I'm gone. Catch you later. :zzz:

 

[hypatia]

I didn't either..but one of my cats got real friendly with a throw rug.

 

[Tsu]

I didn't either..but one of my cats got real friendly with a throw rug.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[mattmns]

Good job Smurf: I read the thread title, laughed, saw who it was from, laughed, thought it about it being april fools, and then laughed again.

 

[Artman]

I had sex today!

Pull the other one.


Or was that what you did? :tongue2:

 

[Artman]

The topic reads a little like a news story. It probably should begin with...

"This just in..." :tongue2:

 

[Smurf]

Good job Smurf: I read the thread title, laughed, saw who it was from, laughed, thought it about it being april fools, and then laughed again.

I live to please

 

[Artman]

Mentors, shouldn't this thread be placed in the Skepticism and Debunking forum? :tongue:

 

[Evo]

Mentors, shouldn't this thread be placed in the Skepticism and Debunking forum? :tongue:

It would have if he hadn't admitted it didn't happen. :tongue:

I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not.

 

[Artman]

I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying. :tongue2:

ooops forgot the macro:

I mean this of course in a platonic way that my wife would not mind in any possible way.

I think the angel smiley is a nice touch to add to the believability of that statement.

 

[Evo]

Evo, if you really do look like your avatar, you just aren't trying. :tongue2:

I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :tongue:

 

[Artman]

I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :tongue:

That could help.

It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater. :tongue2:

 

[Danger]

"This just in..."

But he just admitted that it wasn't.

I think if I had sex it would qualify for a spot on Ripley's Believe it or Not.

If it's about that doggie, I can explain...

I guess I'd actually have to leave the house, huh? :tongue:

No... if you could just spot me the airfare... :tongue2:

It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater.

She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together...

 

[franznietzsche]

That could help.

It's hard to start a fire if you keep the matches underwater. :tongue2:

Generally speaking, yes.

 

[Artman]

She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together...

If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.

 

[Evo]

If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.

I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.

 

[Danger]

If you can't get sex with that talent something is severely wrong.

A fireman, at least...

I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.

...or a xenobiologist.

 

[Artman]

She doesn't need matches. She's like one of those boyscout crickets. She starts fires by rubbing her hind legs together...

Then she just has to offer to blow the fire out.
:tongue2:

 

[Danger]

Then she just has to offer to blow the fire out.
:tongue2:

And avoid cancer!

I think it's the fact that I have that extra set of hind legs that scares the men off.

Right. Those are arms up front. Sorry. The zipper's stuck on this damn dog suit, so I was still thinking...

 

[Artman]

And avoid cancer!

Yeah. I saw that.
:rofl:

 

[Danger]

Yeah. I saw that.
:rofl:

I so bitterly hate to leave this thread, but you'll have to carry on in my absence. I just got called to work early. I'll be back about 8:30. Don't post anything that I wouldn't...

 

[Moonbear]

I so bitterly hate to leave this thread, but you'll have to carry on in my absence. I just got called to work early. I'll be back about 8:30. Don't post anything that I wouldn't...

Oh, good, for a moment there, I was afraid you might try to limit what we could post about.

 

[Artman]

Oh, good, for a moment there, I was afraid you might try to limit what we could post about.

Yup, pretty much anything.