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This seemed like a good idea for a thread. I just heard one good line:
Have I p'ssed you off...I mean more than usual?
Have I p'ssed you off...I mean more than usual?
Ivan Seeking said:What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?
cronxeh said:My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females
Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters
primal schemer said:99.9% Wow! Where do you touch them??
PS
primal schemer said:In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...
PS
cronxeh said:So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference
(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?)
Funny, I would have guessed: "Stop laughing."(Or do they laugh so hard they cry, I wonder...)tribdog said:The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
tribdog said:"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"
That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!tribdog said:Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.
that's not a bad one right there
would you believe I just made it up on the spot. I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.mattmns said:That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!
tribdog said:I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.
Is this before or after you've slept with them?tribdog said:The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
"If you were an open book math problem I would lay you out on my desk and work on you all night"Gale said:"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"
yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kiddingGale said:"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"
thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!
Yeah!Ivan Seeking said:Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun.
tribdog said:yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kidding
I've seen this one get the ladies a lot too.arildno said:"No thanks, I'm gay."
I've used this before. I really did think we had met before, but it turns out we didn't.TheStatutoryApe said:"Hey, have I met you before?"
It's the cheesiest but I swear I have seen girls fall for it time and again.
Gale said:"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"
thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!
i love it when you talk dirty to me baby!franznietzsche said:You are such a nerd.