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In summary, a group of individuals are discussing a new forum and its purpose of asking and answering "stupid questions." They discuss topics such as how long it takes to reach 1000 posts, the existence of the old forums, the best superpower, an elevator that goes sideways, and the reasons behind posting in this forum. They also explore the question of why they ask questions and the possible theories that have not been invented. Eventually, the conversation turns to the expansion of the universe and the orbit of planets around stars.
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The university is closed because you were fated to find the answer to everything if you went there today.Will you ever find the answer now?
 
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Everyone already knows the answer to everything is 42.

Why are spiders obsessed with bath tubs?
 
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That's because there's an attractive force between spiders and bath tubs the solution to which is equal to proof of the Riemann hypothesis. Spiders, in both their real and imaginary parts, are drawn to bath tubs with a nonconservative force the magnitude of which, given in furlongs/fortnight^2, is equal to ζ(s), where s is the spider function as referred to in the 1883 issue of the Journal of the Slovenian Philological Society.

Why do spiders have an imaginary component?
 
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jarednjames said:
Why are spiders obsessed with bath tubs?

They, like the rest of us, are sometimes thirsty.
 
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mugaliens said:
They, like the rest of us, are sometimes thirsty.

It wasn't a serious question. General theme of this thread.
 
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This definitely belongs here:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_grams_are_in_one_kilometer"
 
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0.01 light years.

is there a black hole on earth?
 
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madiha.sahar said:
is there a black hole on earth?
Yes, you should be able to find plenty of holes around that are black.

What happens if an object has a negative radius?
 
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FtlIsAwesome said:
What happens if an object has a negative radius?

Then squaring the circle will involve some imaginary numbers...

How can I be sure that signals in my sensory cortices correspond to an external world?
 
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its weight also becomes negative

all the light that comes on Earth daily, where does it go?
 
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madiha.sahar said:
all the light that comes on Earth daily, where does it go?

It's used up in all the dark suckers.

How does an optician check the eyesight of an illiterate person?
 
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How does an optician check the eyesight of an illiterate person?

he first teaches them how to read
 
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Why are the rules for this thread so hard to understand?
 
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so that u can feel that homeworks are easy.

why do ants follow me?
 
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Because they want to bite you.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
 
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say hi, shakes hand and if that force is not in hurry they get coffee togetherhow to add some theory in the poster i am working on?
 
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madiha.sahar said:
say hi, shakes hand and if that force is not in hurry they get coffee together


how to add some theory in the poster i am working on?

Write theory on the back of the poster.

Why is FTL not in chat, we miss him?
 
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I think magnetic monopoles have 2 poles.
 
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micromass said:
Write theory on the back of the poster.

Why is FTL not in chat, we miss him?

someone locked the chat door and he couldn't enter

from where i get a magical pen that can solve my homeworks?
 
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madiha.sahar said:
from where i get a magical pen that can solve my homeworks?
From the magical land beyond the horizon.

What happens when I push the big red button labeled "DO NOT PUSH"?
 
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it gets pushed.

why my car cannot fly when I am stuck in traffic ?
 
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One term: -mg

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
 
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jhae2.718 said:
What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
Different than the one around Eastern Europe.

Why haven't we acheived fusion power yet?
 
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FtlIsAwesome said:
Different than the one around Eastern Europe.

Why haven't we acheived fusion power yet?
Because its anagram is Unwise Proof.

Why am I not Bill Gates (my wife wants to know :rolleyes:).
 
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Because you haven't foisted crap software on the general public.

Does Microsoft have any chairs left since Steve Ballmer became CEO?
 
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jhae2.718 said:
Because you haven't foisted crap software on the general public.

Does Microsoft have any chairs left since Steve Ballmer became CEO?

No, he needs all of them to sit down...

Why does linear algebra need to be so silly?
 
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Lancelot59 said:
Why does linear algebra need to be so silly?
Because we all need a good laugh.

Why do people go fission?
 
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FtlIsAwesome said:
Because we all need a good laugh.

Why do people go fission?
Because fiss are tasty, especially with tartar sauce.

Why aren't political parties as fun as bachelor parties?
 
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Because the later are using their brains. :biggrin:


Why do I feel that I'm going to laugh in a moment?
 
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Hellchoseme9 said:
Who cares?

Why is Clive Barker gay?

Because he isn't Tiger Woods.

Why did nobody kill Justin Bieber yet?
 
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micromass said:
Because he isn't Tiger Woods.

Why did nobody kill Justin Bieber yet?

Because when you get a bieber, the only cure is more cowbell.

[PLAIN]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/22/128981081917413837.jpg
 
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turbo-1 said:
Because fiss are tasty, especially with tartar sauce.

Why aren't political parties as fun as bachelor parties?

In boot camp at Jacksonville FL, why do they gave grass parties in areas that only contain dirt?
 
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Zentrails said:
In boot camp at Jacksonville FL, why do they gave grass parties in areas that only contain dirt?

Because the "grass" in the term "grass parties" doesn't refer to lawn grass, it refers instead to the ineffable, insubstantial "grass of the seventh level", a concept put forth by the 17th century philosopher and lawn boy, Herman Helmut Heine. I don't know what it means. I happened to hear it mentioned on The History Channel when I was preoccupied with feeding some lizards that had dropped by, so I missed the explanation.

Recently, when I was feeding some lizards that had dropped by, one of them happened to mention he'd seen a man on a street corner hawking old issues of The Journal of Reptilian Neurology. He said he went up to the man and asked him if he happened to have the May 1887 issue. He said the man looked at him, scowled, and replied "You're a whore!"

Any idea why he was so grumpy?
 
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