Nobel Awards televised in USA?

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I always wondered why the Nobels were never televised here in the United States.
I realize that making such a statement here may not be all that different from waving a
cadmium red hued sheet in front of a rabid bull, but so be it.
What name would the award statue itself be imbued with, to gain icon status among the American puiblic
The 'Alfreds' ?
How quick would they be to give Jimmy Walker an honorary lifetime cultural achievement award
just so he can step up to the mike and shout
'it's dy-no-mite!"

Discuss....