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Anyone ever see those lists of funny things to do in an elevator? Well, let's make one. A friend and I came up with a bunch:
Pretend to be alseep leaning against the button pannel.
Offer everyone on the elevator sailor hats and name tags. ask them to call you Captain, and push the buttons for them.
Say in an evil voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
Stand very close to someone unnecessarily, and breath loudly.
Stand in front of door, facing everyone with a stone faced expression.
Do the last one, only stare at one person in particular.
If in a hospital, walk on with a cooler with ductape around the top labeled, "human head."
Pretend to be alseep leaning against the button pannel.
Offer everyone on the elevator sailor hats and name tags. ask them to call you Captain, and push the buttons for them.
Say in an evil voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
Stand very close to someone unnecessarily, and breath loudly.
Stand in front of door, facing everyone with a stone faced expression.
Do the last one, only stare at one person in particular.
If in a hospital, walk on with a cooler with ductape around the top labeled, "human head."