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Many of the people here hate school, but I love school. Beneath all the hard work is fun, entertainment and an endless supply of excuses. Most of you probably don't even realized how great these things are until you've lost them.
For starters, the girls are great. Where else do you get to sit next to sexy women who are as smart as if not smarter than yourself? Smart girls may be intimidating, but they're a lot more fun. Only a smart girl will laugh when you say something like "I'm hot, you're cold. Let's reach equilibrium". Only a smart girl will laugh at your goofy idea of winning a drinking contest by drinking an organic acid and a strong acid before drinking alcohol. Only smart girls propose crazy ideas like watch porno movies for a good laugh. The kicker about the girls is what is least known; smart girls drinks more, and are a lot kinkier.
Next comes the drinking. The tech school I attend has a bar connected right to the school. The bar has ok priced beer all the time (about $2 US for a pint), $0.70 US for beer on tuesdays, and a free beer if it's your birthday. The student association organized concert last saturday (yesterday) had alcohol everywhere, and each faculty organizes pub crawls and drinking contests throughout the year. The place to meet people/teachers to do work or just hang out is always the bar. Then of course there's drinking before going to boring classes; doing math when drunk is fun
. Trying to mig weld when drunk is even more fun. Drunk welding is so much fun that half of my class last year was drunk when doing the 1 required week of welding.
School is the only place you'll find such an abundance of booze as well as people willing to drink booze, and even challenge you to a drinking contest before the day is over.
Lastly there's the excuses. No money? Oh it's because I'm a student. No job? I'm a student. Drinking too much when I'm alone? Oh no problem, it's all in celebration because I completed a lab writeup that took 4 hours. Acting crazy? The stress of school work is getting to me. Basically any problem can be blamed on being a student in some way; it's great.
It's sure going to suck when I'm totally done with school, but until then, it's all fun and games.
Here's to a good school year
http://www3.telus.net/public/darich1/shawn_drink.jpg
For starters, the girls are great. Where else do you get to sit next to sexy women who are as smart as if not smarter than yourself? Smart girls may be intimidating, but they're a lot more fun. Only a smart girl will laugh when you say something like "I'm hot, you're cold. Let's reach equilibrium". Only a smart girl will laugh at your goofy idea of winning a drinking contest by drinking an organic acid and a strong acid before drinking alcohol. Only smart girls propose crazy ideas like watch porno movies for a good laugh. The kicker about the girls is what is least known; smart girls drinks more, and are a lot kinkier.
Next comes the drinking. The tech school I attend has a bar connected right to the school. The bar has ok priced beer all the time (about $2 US for a pint), $0.70 US for beer on tuesdays, and a free beer if it's your birthday. The student association organized concert last saturday (yesterday) had alcohol everywhere, and each faculty organizes pub crawls and drinking contests throughout the year. The place to meet people/teachers to do work or just hang out is always the bar. Then of course there's drinking before going to boring classes; doing math when drunk is fun
. Trying to mig weld when drunk is even more fun. Drunk welding is so much fun that half of my class last year was drunk when doing the 1 required week of welding.School is the only place you'll find such an abundance of booze as well as people willing to drink booze, and even challenge you to a drinking contest before the day is over.
Lastly there's the excuses. No money? Oh it's because I'm a student. No job? I'm a student. Drinking too much when I'm alone? Oh no problem, it's all in celebration because I completed a lab writeup that took 4 hours. Acting crazy? The stress of school work is getting to me. Basically any problem can be blamed on being a student in some way; it's great.
It's sure going to suck when I'm totally done with school, but until then, it's all fun and games.
Here's to a good school year
http://www3.telus.net/public/darich1/shawn_drink.jpg
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