Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

Aren't we all, here?

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

My wife asked me to give her the lipstick . I accidentally gave her some glue. She hasn't spoken to me since.

 

[WWGD]

The Electrical Engineer's love song:
Watt is love,
She hertz me, she hertz me,
No Ohm Moore.

 

[256bits]

There is the other one called Radar Love.

And if things are hooked up incorrectly
Great Balls of Fire.

 

[256bits]

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The guy can join his trekky fellows

 

[jtbell]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

Lame Physics:
Sabine Hossenfelder built her Physics YouTube channel without pulling Strings.

 

[jtbell]

True story: when I was in grad school, some of my fellow grad students had an aquarium in their office. Among other critters, it housed a newt named Sir Isaac.

 

[Ibix]

True story: when I was in grad school, some of my fellow grad students had an aquarium in their office. Among other critters, it housed a newt named Sir Isaac.

I knew of someone who had a goldfish called Leonard My Koi.

And I knew of a cat called Chairman Miaow. That he was owned and named by David Baddiel and Frank Skinner (who really ought to be able to do better) makes it all the more lame.

 

[Borg]

I knew of someone who had a goldfish called Leonard My Koi.

I just had to create an AI-generated image for that one.

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

I have a yen for Japanese food. Wonder if it will be enough.

 

[WWGD]

I shouldn't have cut my hair so short. People are approaching me and asking me for 3 wishes.

 

[symbolipoint]

I shouldn't have cut my hair so short. People are approaching me and asking me for 3 wishes.

Either the sequence is missing or you live in a small vessel and forgot to tell us more.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

I have a yen for Japanese food. Wonder if it will be enough.

Maybe it will be enough for one ramen noodle?

 

[jtbell]

Some people really do start to look like their pets eventually!

 

[WWGD]

Either the sequence is missing or you live in a small vessel and forgot to tell us more.

The genies that come out of lamps are usually bald.

 

[berkeman]

A little more Medic humor. And yes, I've been in a number of fire stations at dinnertime (not for dinner though).

 

[Ibix]

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Copper Man conducts them to jail.

Gold Man is soft and leafs them alone.

 

[davenn]

Fursday Funny

 

[WWGD]

Coincidence? I started getting the best seats and amazing food in Italian restaurants when I almost lost my voice.