Sorry to come into the discussion as I'm not an expert physicist, but I don't find the quantum "weirdness" so weird, at least not when we strip it down to the bones.
The universe demands consistency, that's what I see as the unbreakable rule. Take the infamous double slit experiment, even its modern versions such as the "delayed choice" or the "quantum eraser". If our experimental setup generates and records in any physical way which-path information, we do not need to look at that record, we may send it right away to outer space without looking at it. But the information exists somewhere in the universe, with the potential to influence the future.
If that record will ever, for whatever reason (no consciousness needed!) influence the future, perhaps millions of years from now and millions of light years from earth, the future will be different when the record says that the electron passed through slit A than when it says that it passed through slit B. The future will be contingent on the experiment we performed today in a lab on earth. This means that the present can not consist of a superposition of A and B (an interference pattern), that would mean that present and future are inconsistent. The present experiment outcome, even if we never looked at it, must have been either A or B, but not an interference pattern.
I insist, no consciousness is required at all, any physical interaction with our piece of information in the far future will do, but just to illustrate it better, let's imagine that a civilization in the far future millions of light years away from us does one day find our record and look at it. The future where they look at the record and it says that the electron in our experiment passed through slit A is definitely not the same future where they look and find a record which says that it passed through slit B. So as a demand of consistency, the outcome of our experiment in the present must have been either A or B, but it can not be an interference pattern (a superposition of both A and B).
On the other hand if our experiment does not generate and record which-path information, the future can never be contingent on our experiment. We may as well send the result also to outer space without looking at it. But in this case the future can never depend on the result of our experiment, on whether the electron passed through slit A or B, because the information A or B simply does not exist, our experiment did not generate that information. The future can never depend on a piece of information which does not exist. Any hypothetical civilization finding our record millions of years from now and millions of light years away from earth, will look at the record and find an interference pattern which does not tell them anything regarding whether our electron passed through slit A or B, so that future will be just one and the same one, not 2 possible different futures contingent on the result of our experiment. Since in that case, that future can never be contingent on our experiment, the outcome of our experiment in the present, even when we never looked at it, must have been a superposition of both A and B, i.e. an interference pattern, and that's what the hypothetical future observers will find.