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ABD EL HAMEED said:I'll choose the creepy fish at the end
Sorry, only one slap per person.
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ABD EL HAMEED said:I'll choose the creepy fish at the end
arildno said:Granted.
But, since your deserved sentence does not involve DEAD fish (not to speak of whether it is to be eaten or not), they had to dig really deep into the appendices of Bukhari and Sahih Muslim to come up with their opinion.
Enigman said:Sorry, only one slap per person.
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lendav_rott said:cook the fish 6 times to make sure it's dead for certain.
lisab said:Welcome, ABD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
You are now officially initiated (multiple times even).
Enigman said:That Megalodon had been dead for centuries- no need to cook or cut anything...congratulations you now smell of rotten fish.
arildno said:ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them.
Enigman said:I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't
It is necessary fun, in order to create a harmonious sense of fellowship at PF.Enigman said:Fish slapping is not fun it is a necessity.
arildno said:ACTUALLY, no rotting stink is attached to our megalodons. they have all been transformed into clean stone, prior to smacking initiates with them (this is contained as an explicit command in the caveat 3b.2 in the above-mentioned fatwa. Harmless fun must not involve stinking matters).
Enigman said:I was the guy who prepared the fish and pressed the button. I know better...though I wish I didn't
EDIT:Cheater you edited your post making my joke not funny.
And meee :Darildno said:The wrath of the Al Azhar is upon you, then..
Cheat or no cheat, your joke is fun in limited contexts.![]()
Can't argue with that one...It is necessary fun, in order to create a harmonious sense of fellowship at PF.
ABD EL HAMEED said:How did I cheat?I didn't edit anything
I don't count, I'm practically invisible.Enigman said:Not you it was Arildno.
arildno said:I don't count, I'm practically invisible.![]()
Enigman said:Not you it was Arildno.
Thanks :)arildno said:Anyways:
My heartfelt welcome to you, Abd El Hameed, here at PF, and I hope you will enjoy your stay here.
Feeling "dumb/stupid" is certainly somewhat humiliating, but something felt by ALL as they progress along the learning curve within the hard sciences.
Enigman said:You do know you talking to an Enigma who goes by the name of Mr.E(mystery)?
I am invisible practically and theoretically...
arildno said:Troll songs tend to stop at dawn.
Or so I was told in my childhood, due to the asserted physiological transformation trolls undergo at daybreak.
Enigman said:Actually we were talking more in lines of
http://www.tentonhammer.com/image/view/248534
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll#Norse_mythology
Raw.Jesse H. said:Interesting.. what is fish preference of a troll?
The troll changes into stone when sunlight falls on it. It still would prefer raw fish regardless of time of day. It prefers humans to fishes though.Does it change depending on the day or the night?
Jesse H. said:Also this thread has devolved into pure non-sense. Its quite entertaining.
As you can see, the dramatist Henrik Ibsen (the guy in the top hat in the lower right corner was rather skeptical to what occurred in Oslo's (at that time Christiania) main street a spring morning in 1897. He just turned the other way around:
ABD EL HAMEED said:What are you guys taking about?
Enigman said:Keeping in mind that the last time someone stated their preference as the Megalodon he had to be slapped with salmon because of unavailability (which had unfortunately been cooked and hence made a mess) I have decided due to technical difficulties not to slap you with the Megalodon and instead I will smash you with it...
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Consider yourself initiated to PF! And welcome once again!
(sorry about the edgy jumps, was in a bit of hurry - someone might have spilled the beans..)
lisab said:Welcome, ABD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
You are now officially initiated (multiple times even).
Hahaarildno said:Honestly?
I have no idea!![]()
How can you miss my fish slapping...TWICE?! :pGad said:NOOOOOO! I missed the fish slap ceremony!
Well, I'm glad that you are properly initiated ABD EL HAMEED, welcome to PF.
I am sure you well enjoy it here.. and help to welcome newbies too.![]()
Enigman said:Once more for Gad.
reenmachine said:When I first entered this forum and started looking around , I felt stupid.
Now I'm much less stupid in great part because I looked around on this forum.