What I did in the leading post #2 to stevendaryl's blueprint is the following:
- I made the language fully precise.
- I removed from the basic setting any model-dependent features.
- I separated all anthropomorphic language from the physics.
The result is a fully local description of how Nature appears to any particular non-intelligent observer in the sense that everything visible to an observer (Norbert, Alice, Bob, Yvonne, or you) was caused in the past light cone of this observer.
Indeed, Alice knows her results (which follow causally from Norbert's signals) and has uncheckable beliefs about Bob's results. Symmetrically, Bob knows his results (which follow causally from Norbert's signals) and has uncheckable beliefs about Alice's results. Yvonne has access in her past light cone to a bigger quantum system (consisting of both Alice's and Bob's results) and hence finds that her correlation analysis satisfy causality, too.
The conclusion is that anything nonlocal in this class of experiments is not due to the material aspects of Nature but to the intelligence of an observer - which generates beliefs about unseen results far away.
But the nonlocal nature of intelligence is familiar from ordinary experience: The use of models and their predictions do not respect causality. We can model and predict what happens in the interior of a black hole although no information is supposed to escape from there. We can model and predict the interior of the sun at any time although we'll never receive direct signals from there. We can model and predict collision or noncollision of comets with the Earth in the far future, although it is not in our past light cone. We can predict the correct local clock time of our twin light years away in his accelerated relativistic journey.
Closer to our everyday experience, we can know the time our bus goes tomorrow morning, although this is an event not in today's past light cone. Of course, we cannot be 100% sure, since the bus might be delayed due to an accident, say. But by the same token, the intelligent Alice behind the dumb robot Alice - cannot know Bobs's measurement for sure since perhaps he is unable to measure anything due to a power outage, a defect transistor, or the limited efficiency of his detector.
If we look closer of what kind of knowledge Alice can infer we find no true knowledge but only conditional knowledge of the form ''if the detector was working properly and Bob did this or that then his results are this or that''. But for lack of knowledge of whether the hypothesis holds she knows nothing about the actual observations - the color of Bob's light (if any).
On the other hand, even Norbert has conditional knowledge about the future. He knows that if Alice and Bob choose the same settings there will (given the particular signals Norbert is sending) be coincident lights of opposite color. Again, he knows nothing definite since Norbert knows neither the color nor whether or not Alice and Bob will (or can) really choose the same setting.
Given that Norbert's action is known, an intelligent Alice at spacetime position ##x## can infer conditional knowledge about what Bob observes at spacetime position ##y## under the assumption that Bob's preparation satisfies a property ##p## only when she has a theory that predicts Bob's observation from information in Alice's past light cone together with property ##p##. This is the proper form causality takes for the potential local knowledge at any space-time position ##x##, and it is valid for each agent in this experiment, if assumed intelligent.
If this theory is quantum mechanics Alice gets exactly the quantum mechanical (and in practice observed) predictions, and hence true conditional knowledge. If Alice uses instead a classical theory with local hidden variables she gets predictions (and hence ''apparent knowledge'') that contradict Bob's observation - as you as analyzer find out after the completed experiment that includes the comparison of the results of Alice and Bob. There is no way to distinguish inferred true knowledge from inferred apparent knowledge except by
- either waiting till material causality allows one to compare the data,
- or inconclusive plausibility reasoning that leads to endless debates.
Taken together there is nothing intrinsically strange or acausal about the results of Bell-type experiments. For every local observer, the correlations are nonlocal in the sense of relativity theory only as long as they are inferred by intelligent reasoning rather than known by measurement. The extent to which this intelligent reasoning produces true knowledge depends on the extent to which the underlying theory on which the reasoning is based reflects the true properties of Nature.
Therefore the weirdness perceived in certain interpretations of quantum mechanical experiments is fully explained by the futility to assess the weirdness by classical mechanics although it is already well-known that one needs quantum mechanics to be consistent with experiment. Indeed, quantum mechanical experience is already silently assumed in the traditional interpretations of Bell-type experiments, since without it Alice cannot infer anything conditionally about Bob's experiments (except perhaps fake knowledge obtained from local hidden variable theories.)