Did Homemade Candies from Dentists Ruin My Teeth?

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The thread discusses personal experiences and opinions regarding dentists, particularly focusing on a negative encounter with homemade candies purportedly made by dentists that the original poster claims harmed their teeth. The scope includes anecdotal evidence, humor, and a mix of serious and lighthearted commentary on dental practices.

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Main Points Raised

  • The original poster recounts a negative experience with homemade candies from dentists, claiming they caused significant dental damage.
  • Some participants express sympathy and share humorous anecdotes about their own negative perceptions of dentists.
  • One participant questions how the original poster determined that the candies caused the calcium loss in their teeth.
  • Several comments express a general distrust or disdain for dentists, using hyperbolic language and humor.
  • There are references to other illicit substances and humorous comparisons to dentists, suggesting a broader skepticism of authority figures in healthcare.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally share a negative view of dentists, but the discussion remains unresolved regarding the specific claims about the candies and their effects on dental health. There is no consensus on the validity of the original poster's experience or the broader implications of dentists' practices.

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The discussion includes anecdotal claims without scientific backing, and participants express various assumptions about dentists and their practices. The humorous tone may obscure serious concerns about dental health.

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Individuals interested in personal anecdotes about dental experiences, humor related to healthcare, or discussions on public perceptions of dentists may find this thread engaging.

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This is a story about me, I post to ask for advice if you could offer whether or not I am right to shoot these buttmen down.

A couple of years ago, when I was jogging up and down the little hill near my house, I met a couple of dentists who introduced me their newly home made candies which can help prevent tooth decay. I ate all of them cheerfully and when times passed by, I discovered that those candies gradually took away all of calcium covering my teeth. No matter how much advice I had by other doctors I visited, my teeth now get really bad. I lost almost all of them, only one or two on the lower right jaw.
I once called them to inform my situation, but their secretary excused for being absent, busy on business trips with million dollar plans and they could not be reached within a few months. I threatened to bring this to court naively thinking that they would change their mind to make up for the ruins of my teeth. But silence still is gold. I ran to their villa and through the windows, I saw the husband eating hamburgers drinking coconut juices. I wish I had had a pliers on hands and could have jumped in right at the guy to pull out one by one of his tooth. I ran home and phoned his home to only hear of the recorded message "We are currently in Singapore, leave a messige and I will call you later". I said "Arsehole! I know you were there, pick up the darn phone and answer me!". The telephone then just beeped. Now if I call the cops, where is the evidence that the candies were from them ?
The worst thing you might (not) know is that I have been having to stand in front of a lot of people excusing for my loss of teeth that causes my bad pronunciation since no body did facking understand what I was talking about.
 
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I sympathize, though. I'm constantly fending off those gangs of dentists I encounter on my daily runs.
 
Dentists don't have nets. Those aren't dentists.
 
Try to brush your teeth (with only one or two left it won't take long), perhaps you still have remnants of the candies sticked somewhere and they speed up calcium leaching.
 
I used to get offered cocaine quite frequently when walking around town. The dealers told me it'd make me feel reeeally good.
 
brewnog said:
I used to get offered cocaine quite frequently when walking around town. The dealers told me it'd make me feel reeeally good.

Those dentists!
 
Dentists are evil! I call mine 22 times a day to remind her of this.
 
hypatia said:
Dentists are evil! I call mine 22 times a day to remind her of this.

You're an anti-dentite!
 
lonton said:
I discovered that those candies gradually took away all of calcium covering my teeth.

How did you make that determination?
 
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brewnog said:
I used to get offered cocaine quite frequently when walking around town. The dealers told me it'd make me feel reeeally good.

I had an evil ENT [ear, nose, and throat doctor] slip me some cocaine once. I didn't realize what he had sprayed up my nose until I was driving home and started noticing that I had a really beautiful car, and it was a really beautiful day, and life is wonderful... When I got to "I love my job", I knew something was very wrong.
 
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You know who is responsible for astro-turf?

Dentists
 
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Come to think of it, my dentist once kidnapped my whole family and shot my dog.
 
  • #13
Dentists are evil I tell you!

(Hoping my dentist doesn't read this forum)
 
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Dentists were first to combine cranberries and turkey .
 
  • #15
Right, they advise to use cranberries with anything.
 
  • #16
Andre said:
Right, they advise to use cranberries with anything.

Its all far sicker then I had imagined.
 

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