Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Smurf]

Because when people hear something clever they automatically think "Thats clever, it must be true", so it was with "Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely" which is really just a meaningless slogan to gain control of the population and convince them that Democracy is the best option. Similar to the slogan "Support our troops" which also doesn't mean anything, it's just something that no one's against, everyone's for and distracts the people from the real issues like "What do you think of our policies"

Whats the difference between pork bellies and deep fried bacon?

 

[Moonbear]

Whats the difference between pork bellies and deep fried bacon?

About $2 billion.

Why is it called a sink when it stays bolted to the countertop?

 

[Smurf]

The original design was that it would 'sink' into the wall and electro radiated macrowave beams would recreate an exact replicate of your hands which it would then screw onto your wrists after incinerating your original pair and recycling the ashes as Plutonium Chlorophyte which would be used to power the Fusion Quantum Batteries that created the hands in the first place.

Does anyone really know how a microwave works?

 

[Gokul43201]

Why is it called a sink when it stays bolted to the countertop?

To remind you that diamond rings are heavier than water.

Edit :too late...ignore this

Does anyone really know how a microwave works

Yeah, there's a tribe that inhabit a bunch of islands in the South Pacific that do.

Why is it so important for dishwashing soap to work wonders for your skin ?

 

[Moonbear]

TWhy is it so important for dishwashing soap to work wonders for your skin ?

Because that scoundrel laundry soap refuses to do it.

If you put a light bulb, grape and aluminum foil into the microwave all at the same time, what color is the front door?

 

[Smurf]

Pitch black, the light reflects off the grape and goes into the light bulb causing a psychoanalytical reaction to the aluminium which effectively destroys all the light in the microwave.

What country is Africa in?

 

[Gokul43201]

What country is Africa in?

London ! No, wait...that's a continent...but...but Africa itself is a country, isn't it ? There, I knew that was a trick quetion !

But why do Africans look like black folk (nothing to do with a grape, a bulb and an aluminum foil I hope) ?

 

[Smurf]

But why do Africans look like black folk (nothing to do with a grape, a bulb and an aluminum foil I hope) ?

'Fraid so, when the KKK got together with god they decided that all indigenous africans would look like the blacks in America and so they bought a Eden-Sized Microwave, a grape and some aluminium foil, picked up africa and stuck it in the microwave and turned it on.

Why is this guy's face grey?

 

[plover]

He can't wash it without getting soap in his eyes

How do you digitize soap?

 

[Smurf]

Use the scanner on your cell phone.

Why is ritalin so widely accepted?

 

[plover]

I think it's something in the water.

Why is this out of the quetion? this

 

[UrbanXrisis]

Because after you typed "Why is this out of the quetion?", you typed "this"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[BoulderHead]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To poop on the other side.


What's that white stuff in chicken poop?
(I know, I asked this a long time ago but it's the best I can do right now.)

 

[UrbanXrisis]

chocolate.

why is it white?

 

[honestrosewater]

chocolate.

why is it white?

You chicken-poop-inspecting people are freaks, that's why.

Why is looking at chicken poop better than watching Fox News?

 

[Smurf]

Chicken poop doesn't lie in your language.

Does size really matter?

 

[honestrosewater]

Does size really matter?

As Robin Williams says, "You can't make butter with a toothpick". But I think we should consult a butter-making expert.

All you butter-making experts: Can you make butter with a toothpick?

 

[franznietzsche]

No, but it'll save you a groaning taking off smurf's edge if you use one instead.

Do you groan on the edge?

 

[Smurf]

All the bloody time

Why are people still doing this so late?

 

[franznietzsche]

All the bloody time

Why are people still doing this so late?

Cause that's when the neighbors are asleep.

Why aren't we doing this more often?

 

[Smurf]

Life gets in the way sometimes

Think I could get used to this?

 

[franznietzsche]

I think you could get used to anything.

Why do people look at me funny when i start talking about energy transport in stellar interiors?

 

[Smurf]

They're small minds don't comprehend the greater sciences. So when they start hearing advanced Ideas they will psychologically reject them, and because they've been caught up in the consumerist disney market they express their inferiority by making odd faces.

Why am I so smart and everyone else so hopelessly ignorant to my genius?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because your thinking is much too backasswards.

Why is backasswards even a word?

 

[jimmy p]

Why is backasswards even a word?

Because if it wasnt, you couldn't say it and if you tried the grammar and spelling gestapo would hunt you down and sew your lips shut.

Why should I mind my P's and Q's?

 

[madcat11]

a twofer:

What is the point in sausage rolls being used as wheels?

The Bob (2004 ©)

I know it was a quote way back but, no one answered it and, it's a valid quetion and, in fact, a very interesting one which deserves a stupid answer just as much as any other one...so... ah ... sausage rolls used as wheels, the point is... they roll.

Why should I mind my P's and Q's?

Cuz if you don't you might get a cupie.

Does the Earth move around the sun or the other way around?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Does the Earth move around the sun or the other way around?

Something like that. Impossible to tell from this angle.

How do you balance on your tail like that, MadCat?

 

[tribdog]

balance? I thought that was a picture of someone's nose.

What's a good cure for a painful burn?

 

[BoulderHead]

What's a good cure for a painful burn?

About 3 or 4 days.


What's this git-r-done saying I'm beginning to hear?

 

[franznietzsche]

Its a new lifestyl fad, French equivalent of a diet fad. Your main activity consists of grunting itover and over all day. really burns the calories from that frnech vanilla ice cream.


Whydo they reduce fashion trend to fad?