Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Astronuc]

Whydo they reduce fashion trend to fad?

Because 'fand' sounds too awkward. Or because the kind of people who worry about such things can only manage words with three letters or less.

Why is this thread only rated 5 stars?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because there are only 4 starsin the alfabet. Duh.


Why is he -----> so paranoid right now?

 

[BoulderHead]

Because there are only 4 starsin the alfabet. Duh.


Why is he -----> so paranoid right now?

Because he did this one wrong---->



What is going on between these two: :!)

 

[franznietzsche]

:!) = 14 year old moron who loves...
= jerk celebrity

You do the math.


Thanks to SpaceShipOne we know have commercial astronauts. But why don't we commercial cosmonauts? Isn't it politically incorrect?

 

[Astronuc]

But why don't we commercial cosmonauts? Isn't it politically incorrect?

I don't know how we would commercial a cosmonaut.

What's on the other side of this screen?

 

[franznietzsche]

Liquid Crystals.


How can a crystal be liquid? Isn't that contradictory?

 

[honestrosewater]

How can a crystal be liquid? Isn't that contradictory?

Not if you name your horse Crystal.

Did you ask to be born?

 

[mattmns]

No I did not.

Who are you supposed to ask? [to be born]

 

[jimmy p]

No I did not.

Who are you supposed to ask? [to be born]

I asked my milkman.

Are all milkmen married to swedish milkmaids called Ute?

 

[franznietzsche]

Only if they're named Sven. If they're named Olaf then they're married to norwegian milkmaids named Olga.


Why is it that waking up, hung over or not, is always a bad thing?

 

[The Bob]

Why is it that waking up, hung over or not, is always a bad thing?

Because sleep is great and something that no one wants to disturb. But you have to and that is why it is bad. It is the transition from the land of sand and sea and palm trees to realising that the ship you were on was in fact none existant.

Not Fair.

What is the reason for the shape of bananas?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

What is the reason for the shape of bananas?

The Bob (2004 ©)

So you can peel them, duh. (the 'fruit-creator' thought of that early-on; you couldn't very easily peel a banana if it were shaped like a car transmission...)

[and, that's not my tail...]

Is he wearing magnifying glasses?

 

[honestrosewater]

Is he wearing magnifying glasses?

No, is a girl.

If I look in my ear while wearing magnifying glasses, will I appear smarter than I actually am?

 

[BoulderHead]

Perhaps not, but your head will certainly appear more flexible then it actually is.


Should "Toe-jam football" be allowed as an officially recogized Olympic competition?

 

[franznietzsche]

Perhaps not, but your head will certainly appear more flexible then it actually is.


Should "Toe-jam football" be allowed as an officially recogized Olympic competition?

Not before endurance sleepingdag gummit! I want my gold medal!


Why is gold so much better than silver?

 

[jimmy p]

Why is gold so much better than silver?

Because silver is better than bronze but not quite as good as gold.


Why do people laugh at their own jokes?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because silver is better than bronze but not quite as good as gold.


Why do people laugh at their own jokes?

Because they're funny.

Why am i always so hungry, even when i don't eat?

 

[Moonbear]

Because they're funny.

Why am i always so hungry, even when i don't eat?

Well, that makes no sense at all. If you don't eat, your stomach should get used to being empty, and downregulate the hungry proteins so you don't feel hungry anymore. You might need to check that out with your doctor.


Why are scissors always sold in packages that require scissors to open?

 

[franznietzsche]

because otherwise drunk people like me might open and use them

Why am i posting after sooo many long island iced teas?

 

[Moonbear]

Why am i posting after sooo many long island iced teas?

Because you're too drunk to remember the recipe for rum and cokes.

Why does rum and coke taste great, but rum and rootbeer is quite awful?

 

[franznietzsche]

Actually i like rum and rootbeer. Shot of rootbeer, pint of rum. Good stuff.


Why do so many people drink wussie drinks instead of good old fashioned hard liquor?

 

[Smurf]

More time to enjoy it before your taste buds start to dance.

Why do I always forget to post a question?

 

[mattmns]

You didn't forget that time, or maybe you did...

Why does pumpkin pie make a great breakfast? *wipes face*

 

[Ba]

It has enough sugar to allow you energy to start the coffee machine.

Why does morning come so early?

 

[jimmy p]

Why does morning come so early?

Cos night finishes so late to guarantee minimum sleeping time.

Citric acid is found in citrus fruit. Why is this so convenient?

 

[Ba]

Otherwise we'ld have to look to potatoes.

Can one imagine a world without people?

 

[jimmy p]

Otherwise we'ld have to look to potatoes.

Can one imagine a world without people?

Every time I look at the sun.

How come the answer blows in the wind?

 

[Ba]

Because that's what it is made of, the air coming from your mouth.

Getting a question is always harder, why is an answer always the easy thing?

 

[franznietzsche]

Because, like Derek Zoolander you couldn't turn left to save your ass.


Why is being drunk sooo much fun?

 

[jimmy p]

Why is being drunk sooo much fun?

Because when you are drunk the world laughs with you... like this...

Does soap ever get dirty?