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This thread explores a variety of whimsical and humorous questions and answers, often playing with language and absurdity. The discussion includes light-hearted inquiries about posting habits, the nature of questions, and fantastical concepts like superpowers and the universe's expansion.

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  • Participants humorously speculate on how long it might take to reach 1000 posts in the thread.
  • There is a playful exchange about the misspelling of "question," with some participants embracing the humor in it.
  • Questions about the existence of old forums and their accessibility are raised, with some participants suggesting they exist only in dreams.
  • Various superpowers are proposed, including self-levitation and the ability to pass through solid objects, with humorous implications about their practicality.
  • Participants engage in absurd reasoning, such as attributing the universe's expansion to flatulence or a "Big Bean Burrito."
  • There are whimsical inquiries about why planets orbit stars and the nature of the sun's light, leading to playful responses.
  • Some participants reflect on the nature of belief and reality, with humorous takes on philosophical questions.

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The discussion remains largely playful and humorous, with no clear consensus or serious disagreement. Participants engage in a light-hearted manner, often building on each other's absurdities.

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The thread is characterized by a lack of serious inquiry, focusing instead on humor and playful banter. Many questions posed are intentionally nonsensical or absurd, reflecting a light-hearted atmosphere.

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Readers interested in humorous discussions, playful language, and whimsical inquiries may find this thread entertaining.

  • #1,681
Moonbear said:
If one hosts a whine and cheese party, what's the best whine to bring?
I suggest a vintage 1987 Pinot-one-cares-about-me Noir.

Help! The Jellyfish have gotten to Moonbear! Can she be saved? :eek:
 
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  • #1,682
Math Is Hard said:
Help! The Jellyfish have gotten to Moonbear! Can she be saved? :eek:

We are the jellyfish, we have Moonbear, resistance is futile, send Fauchon chocolate and we will not harm her.

Why do they have so many names for beige if you want to buy beige paint?
 
  • #1,683
Moonbear said:
We are the jellyfish, we have Moonbear, resistance is futile, send Fauchon chocolate and we will not harm her.

Why do they have so many names for beige if you want to buy beige paint?
"Yeah, it's not like it is snow"~an eskimo

How often should I trim my fingernails?
 
  • #1,684
tribdog said:
How often should I trim my fingernails?

If you'd just use your scratching post, your nails wouldn't need trimming at all.

How do you herd snails, is it as hard as herding cats?
 
  • #1,685
Of course I've heard of cats. Just cause I don't like them doesn't mean I haven't heard of them.

How do I get the bad taste out of my welcome mat?
 
  • #1,686
How do you herd snails . . .? Very slowly.

How can WE be alone?
 
  • #1,687
A two-fer!

tribdog said:
How do I get the bad taste out of my welcome mat?

Stop licking it.

Astronuc said:
How can WE be alone?

Yes, let's run away together!

Why do they put decorative patterns on paper towels, was there something wrong with plain white?
 
  • #1,688
Moonbear said:
Why do they put decorative patterns on paper towels, was there something wrong with plain white?

Because it's cheaper. Instead of designing new machines for just plain white, they use the machines that design some curtains like the ones they have in the dorms.
 
  • #1,689
Physics_wiz said:
Because it's cheaper. Instead of designing new machines for just plain white, they use the machines that design some curtains like the ones they have in the dorms.
Dammit Physics_wiz! this thread has been going for almost a year and you just ruined it by not asking a question. Well, it was fun while it lasted everyone. Time to go home.
 
  • #1,690
Whoooooooooooops! :eek:

Uhhhhhhh...why did I forget to post a question? :rolleyes: :shy:
 
  • #1,691
Questions are irrelevant.

You can't have just forgotten to ask a quetion, could you? :
 
  • #1,692
I think Physics_Wiz was demonstrating a quantum leap or a quetion singularity.

Is this quetion relevant then? Or revelant for that matter?
 
  • #1,693
Astronuc said:
Is this quetion relevant then? Or revelant for that matter?
yes... I mean, no. no wait, it's yes - I definitely meant yes.

Speaking of relevant, why does Gokul use a waffle iron with a big strip of bacon in front of it for his avatar?
 
  • #1,694
because he's not just for breakfast anymore.

I'm learning how to paint what should I paint a picture of?
 
  • #1,695
You should paint yourself—just don't paint yourself with transparent paint because you won't be able to find yourself anymore.

If somebody else finds him, where should they send him?
 
  • #1,696
To Hollywood; They're remaking the Invisible Man.

Considering it's been going on for 1 year & 2 days, with 654 posts, when will the "Should we eat meat?" thread end?
 
  • #1,697
When we run out of meat.

But what would we do with the side dishes?
 
  • #1,698
Put them in a pot to roast.

Why do people try to poison a person with stewed tomatoes?
 
  • #1,699
Ba said:
Why do people try to poison a person with stewed tomatoes?


Because stewing broccolli removes the poison in it.


If broccolli is supposed to be a mini tree, what is cauliflower a mini version of?
 
  • #1,700
It's a mini tree with snow on it.

Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
 
  • #1,701
ZeAsYn51 said:
Is the tomato a fruit or a vegetable?


Neither. It is a mineral along with cucumber, carrot and pork pies.


Are nuts fruit or vegetables?
 
  • #1,702
jimmy p said:
Because stewing broccolli removes the poison in it.


If broccolli is supposed to be a mini tree, what is cauliflower a mini version of?
cauliflower is a mini version of a forest on a small planet.
Why is the color blue blue?
 
  • #1,703
Because the person was colorblind and thought the bomb 'blue' up blue.

Why does school make people stupider?
 
  • #1,704
jimmy p said:
Are nuts fruit or vegetables?

I'll say fruits so I don't have to type vegetables.

Ba said:
Why does school make people stupider?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

Can you get pregnant from eating fruit nuts?
 
  • #1,705
honestrosewater said:
Can you get pregnant from eating fruit nuts?


Depends if you eat a male or female nut.


How come there are never obese or anorexic plants and animals in the wild?
 
  • #1,706
Because the ones who can get obese evolved into humans.

Why do I always wave back when girls wave to someone behind me and never wave when they're actually waving to me?
 
  • #1,707
Physics_wiz said:
Why do I always wave back when girls wave to someone behind me and never wave when they're actually waving to me?

This is a simple case of mistaken identity.

When chickens get chicken pox, how do they scratch?
 
  • #1,708
honestrosewater said:
When chickens get chicken pox, how do they scratch?

Ha ha...that's a trick quetion. We know that chickens don't get chicken pox.

And speaking of chickens and stupid quetions, answer this one if you can :
What's the difference between a chicken ?
 
  • #1,709
Gokul43201 said:
And speaking of chickens and stupid quetions, answer this one if you can :
What's the difference between a chicken ?

Nope, can't anser it.

Which is better for banging on pots and pans, wooden spoons or metal spoons?
 
  • #1,710
Save up your money and buy drums.

Which came first, the number 1 or the number 0?
 

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