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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
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Why are the rules for this thread so hard to understand?
 
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  • #3,302
so that u can feel that homeworks are easy.

why do ants follow me?
 
  • #3,303
Because they want to bite you.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
 
  • #3,304
say hi, shakes hand and if that force is not in hurry they get coffee togetherhow to add some theory in the poster i am working on?
 
  • #3,305
madiha.sahar said:
say hi, shakes hand and if that force is not in hurry they get coffee together


how to add some theory in the poster i am working on?

Write theory on the back of the poster.

Why is FTL not in chat, we miss him?
 
  • #3,306
I think magnetic monopoles have 2 poles.
 
  • #3,307
micromass said:
Write theory on the back of the poster.

Why is FTL not in chat, we miss him?

someone locked the chat door and he couldn't enter

from where i get a magical pen that can solve my homeworks?
 
  • #3,308
madiha.sahar said:
from where i get a magical pen that can solve my homeworks?
From the magical land beyond the horizon.

What happens when I push the big red button labeled "DO NOT PUSH"?
 
  • #3,309
it gets pushed.

why my car cannot fly when I am stuck in traffic ?
 
  • #3,310
One term: -mg

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
 
  • #3,311
jhae2.718 said:
What is the contour integral around Western Europe?
Different than the one around Eastern Europe.

Why haven't we acheived fusion power yet?
 
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FtlIsAwesome said:
Different than the one around Eastern Europe.

Why haven't we acheived fusion power yet?
Because its anagram is Unwise Proof.

Why am I not Bill Gates (my wife wants to know :rolleyes:).
 
  • #3,313
Because you haven't foisted crap software on the general public.

Does Microsoft have any chairs left since Steve Ballmer became CEO?
 
  • #3,314
jhae2.718 said:
Because you haven't foisted crap software on the general public.

Does Microsoft have any chairs left since Steve Ballmer became CEO?

No, he needs all of them to sit down...

Why does linear algebra need to be so silly?
 
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Lancelot59 said:
Why does linear algebra need to be so silly?
Because we all need a good laugh.

Why do people go fission?
 
  • #3,316
FtlIsAwesome said:
Because we all need a good laugh.

Why do people go fission?
Because fiss are tasty, especially with tartar sauce.

Why aren't political parties as fun as bachelor parties?
 
  • #3,317
Because the later are using their brains. :biggrin:


Why do I feel that I'm going to laugh in a moment?
 
  • #3,320
Hellchoseme9 said:
Who cares?

Why is Clive Barker gay?

Because he isn't Tiger Woods.

Why did nobody kill Justin Bieber yet?
 
  • #3,321
micromass said:
Because he isn't Tiger Woods.

Why did nobody kill Justin Bieber yet?

Because when you get a bieber, the only cure is more cowbell.

[PLAIN]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/22/128981081917413837.jpg
 
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turbo-1 said:
Because fiss are tasty, especially with tartar sauce.

Why aren't political parties as fun as bachelor parties?

In boot camp at Jacksonville FL, why do they gave grass parties in areas that only contain dirt?
 
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Zentrails said:
In boot camp at Jacksonville FL, why do they gave grass parties in areas that only contain dirt?

Because the "grass" in the term "grass parties" doesn't refer to lawn grass, it refers instead to the ineffable, insubstantial "grass of the seventh level", a concept put forth by the 17th century philosopher and lawn boy, Herman Helmut Heine. I don't know what it means. I happened to hear it mentioned on The History Channel when I was preoccupied with feeding some lizards that had dropped by, so I missed the explanation.

Recently, when I was feeding some lizards that had dropped by, one of them happened to mention he'd seen a man on a street corner hawking old issues of The Journal of Reptilian Neurology. He said he went up to the man and asked him if he happened to have the May 1887 issue. He said the man looked at him, scowled, and replied "You're a whore!"

Any idea why he was so grumpy?
 
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Has anyone proposed that the Moon is the remains of the once molten core of a planet, perhaps similar in size to Earth. The Planet had some catastrophe and then the remaining core cooled over time taking various hits which would be easier to understand as it was still in a semi-molten state. I was reading an article today that said they observed the remains of a volcano on the far side of the moon, which appeared to be the last active volcano before it finally cooled completely, would be my guess. Has this line of thought been considered, that the moon is perhaps the barren remains of the core of a planet. Could it have been a planet similar to Earth? Would it's size be representative of the size of the Earth's core and could we have had a twin?
 
  • #3,325
Please remember what thread you are in.

The rules are - You answer the last members question, then you ask a new stupid question. (or in this case quetion)
 
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If you're an engineer, do you build sentry guns and erect dispensers?
 
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hubewa said:
If you're an engineer, do you build sentry guns and erect dispensers?

About as much as medics pick people up and heal dismemberment and bullet wounds with injections.
 
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Pudding.

What's the square root of a square root?(as in a root that's shaped like a square)
 
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AndromedaRXJ said:
Pudding.

What's the square root of a square root?(as in a root that's shaped like a square)
There's only one plant in the world with a square root and it is called, for reasons no one can explain, the triangle weed. The root of its square root is, of course, a particular gene called, for reasons no one can explain, the Bobo Gene. "Bobo" means "stupid" in Spanish. It is not acceptable to refer to yourself or your friends as "Bobo". Unless the whole conversation is going to be in Spanish.

Hola?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
There's only one plant in the world with a square root and it is called, for reasons no one can explain, the triangle weed. The root of its square root is, of course, a particular gene called, for reasons no one can explain, the Bobo Gene. "Bobo" means "stupid" in Spanish. It is not acceptable to refer to yourself or your friends as "Bobo". Unless the whole conversation is going to be in Spanish.

Hola?

However in order to know why the triangle weed is hence called you need ask the South Korean's who besides learning Gemorha they are also leaning towards the paring kabbalah books that explain how the dog which reversed is god is really a fish dag or dog. The South Korean's child may one day enlighten you that in the 6th chapther of the Sefer Yetzirah (book of formation, one will find the Leviathan. A huge fish or some say a serpent that defines the nodes of the moon mathematically. This fish is really a vortex and not a fish, dog or serpent and it defines the structure of the soul. G-dly soul. So a dog is really the revelation of G-d as is everything. But we do not understand this and wait on the beautiful South Korean children to bring this all down to us. Perhaps right here on PF in 100 years.
Signed,
Bobo
Which I can call myself because the Sefer Yetzirah is translated by a Sefardic jew, which is also a Spanish Jew ( Aryeh Kaplan) who also happen to be a physicist when he had to go to work.
And Bo in Hebrew means go and come so I don't know what to do. Bo or bo or bobo??
 
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Lacy33 said:
However in order to know why the triangle weed is hence called you need ask the South Korean's who besides learning Gemorha they are also leaning towards the paring kabbalah books that explain how the dog which reversed is god is really a fish dag or dog. The South Korean's child may one day enlighten you that in the 6th chapther of the Sefer Yetzirah (book of formation, one will find the Leviathan. A huge fish or some say a serpent that defines the nodes of the moon mathematically. This fish is really a vortex and not a fish, dog or serpent and it defines the structure of the soul. G-dly soul. So a dog is really the revelation of G-d as is everything. But we do not understand this and wait on the beautiful South Korean children to bring this all down to us. Perhaps right here on PF in 100 years.
Signed,
Bobo
Which I can call myself because the Sefer Yetzirah is translated by a Sefardic jew, which is also a Spanish Jew ( Aryeh Kaplan) who also happen to be a physicist when he had to go to work.
And Bo in Hebrew means go and come so I don't know what to do. Bo or bo or bobo??

Neither - it's boo-boo, and it's on my toe.

Can I just put a pin in my clock to stop time in this delicious moment?
 
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lisab said:
Neither - it's boo-boo, and it's on my toe.

Can I just put a pin in my clock to stop time in this delicious moment?

Aw! What's the recipe?
 
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Oh YES!~ Johns Hopkins is doing another Research roundup for particapants to do brain transplants again. How do I make sure I don't get my original back again? Does anyone have any experience in with Johns Hopkins research department?
 
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Lacy33 said:
Aw! What's the recipe?

Alligator milk that's made out of paper clips and pulsars that are made out of chocolate that's really made out of plastic that's really made out of electricity and dog hair from a monkey that's really made out of titanium made out of green orange juice that's really made out of things that don't exist such as alligator milk that's made out of paper clips and pulsars that are made out of chocolate that's really made out of plastic that's really made out of electricity and dog hair from a monkey that's really made out of titanium made out of green orange juice that's really made out of things that don't exist such as alligator milk. And 42.

How do you spell FysicsPhorums?
 
  • #3,335
Dang it. You replied before me :P

Edit: Wait a minute, you're the same person. lol
 
  • #3,336
AndromedaRXJ said:
Alligator milk that's made out of paper clips and pulsars that are made out of chocolate that's really made out of plastic that's really made out of electricity and dog hair from a monkey that's really made out of titanium made out of green orange juice that's really made out of things that don't exist such as alligator milk that's made out of paper clips and pulsars that are made out of chocolate that's really made out of plastic that's really made out of electricity and dog hair from a monkey that's really made out of titanium made out of green orange juice that's really made out of things that don't exist such as alligator milk. And 42.

How do you spell FysicsPhorums?

Fi6(um)(um)(um)(um)

How did the monkey get the dog hair?
 
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lisab said:
Fi6(um)(um)(um)(um)

How did the monkey get the dog hair?

Cute kid. But he's multiplying letters. And some researcher is trying to prove math can exist outside of language. What? Another jewish question?
Lisab, the monkey got the dog hair cause he is one mean monkey.
 
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Lacy33 said:
Cute kid. But he's multiplying letters. And some researcher is trying to prove math can exist outside of language. What? Another jewish question?
Lisab, the monkey got the dog hair cause he is one mean monkey.

Lacy, you're supposed to answer the previous poster's quetion then ask one of your own.
 
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zoobyshoe said:
Lacy, you're supposed to answer the previous poster's quetion then ask one of your own.
copied that. :redface:

Lisab, the monkey got the dog hair cause he is one mean monkey.

And Bo in Hebrew means go and come so I don't know what to do. Bo or bo or bobo. Which??
 
  • #3,340
Lacy33 said:
copied that. :redface:



And Bo in Hebrew means go and come so I don't know what to do. Bo or bo or bobo. Which??

To be is to bo, and to bo is to be.
If an elephant became a sea turtle, what would you call it?
 
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wisvuze said:
If an elephant became a sea turtle, what would you call it?
I'd call it an acid flashback.

Speaking of acid, it's well known that Medieval Alchemists used to brew an acidic liquid from sea turtle spleen steeped in elephant's milk, with some snake venom and tin oxide. Translated as "Planet Slippery" by some authors, this liquid, when inbibed, was purported to make all surfaces seem perfectly smooth and frictionless to the experiencer, with the result he was completely unable to stand up.

Was that fun?
 
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Yes,it is fun.I brewed a batch myself and had a nice lie down for a few days.In fact I enjoyed it so much that I am donating a large supply to be put in Congress' drinking water.Do you think they will enjoy it as much as I did?And will anyone notice that they have had some?
 
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adicabrady said:
And will anyone notice that they have had some?
This reminds me of the old philosophical quetion, "If a congressman slips and falls in the woods and there are no reporters around to leverage it up into a scandal, will a bear become the speaker of the house?" I don't like quetions like that, because they never factor global warming into the equation.

All this talk about tree hugging reminds me of the story of the chemist who acquired a black cat and named it Carbon. He then set out to determine the magnitude of it's footprint. I don't recall the figure he arrived at, but he published a paper about it entitled "My Carbon's Footprint". Every black cat who read the paper thought that was a clever name, and soon there were many Carbon copies. Eventually, you couldn't walk down the street without having your path crossed by a Carbon copy cat. (Withal, though, there was nothing especially remarkable about their footprints.) The original Carbon the Cat's name will go down in history in the form of a million namesakes, while his namer remains anonymous, and his remarkable work in feline footprint figuring is universally ignored.

If the purpose of a PhD in Chemistry is to enable a person to come up with one good cat name in their carrear, what, then, might be the purpose of, say, a PhD in molecular biology?
 
  • #3,344
to get famous.
how do we get fame?
 
  • #3,345
by dating the wife of your neighbour.

Why boys don't have menstruation ?
 
  • #3,346
Because God is male and he is a misogynist.How would this world be different if God became female instead?
 
  • #3,347
Eve, would have been created first. God would have seen that it was good. No need for Adam.

How do I get a hot billionare to marry me?
 
  • #3,348
Become a Trillion-er yourself. Would you please not answer this question ?
 
  • #3,349
I_am_learning said:
Become a Trillion-er yourself. Would you please not answer this question ?

Yes, I wont. What is a paradox?
 
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JonDE said:
What is a paradox?
The trivial anser is that it is a situation where you have two doxes that are matched to each other by virtue of one being the enantiomorph of the other.

However, some scholars maintain there is no such thing as a "dox". This school of thinking takes it's inspiration from the oft-quoted remark of Wilson, which I needn't repeat here, in which he uses the term "au pair a d'ox", referring to a French nanny for oxen. Wilson's French was notoriously bad, so this interpretation of his meaning is in dispute. Particularly among those who dispute it. Those who don't dispute it, often also don't dispute, the ox-team solution to Xeno's Paradox, whereby two oxes linked to each other, are free to traverse a given space without first achieving the halfway mark, because no philosopher will halt them there, philosophers being leary of large farm animals.

If the dox exists, though, how do we determine its age?
 

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