Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[honestrosewater]

If you put confusius in a fusion-driven space ship, traveling at the speed of meditative thought, could you go all the way pre-medieval china without passing goethe?

Not bloody likely, and you don't get to ask two questions!

Where does the phoenix get his fire source?

100% Essence of Moron.

When was the last time someone asked a genuinely stupid quetion?

 

[vikasj007]

long long back. these days people are not even good at asking stupid questions.


can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??

 

[hypatia]

You know how on restaurants they always say "no shirt, no shoes, no service"? What if someone walked in with no pants? What would they do then?

 

[Danger]

Offer them a razor.
If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?

 

[wikkidwife]

If pants and scissors only come in pairs, what the hell is the point of having invented a pant and a scissor in the first place?[/QUOTE]

If a pant and a scissor never existed, then we never would have made the jump to pants and scissors.

But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

 

[madcat11]

can someone post a serious and logical answer to my stupid question??

maybe if you put it in the form of a quetion. and then I seriously doubt it..read the thread name...only stupid answers allowed... whoops, ahem: Actually, only when the moon glows orange on tangerine seas.


Did the Beatles really exist in this time frame?

 

[moose]

But more importantly, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

My name is Adam, I have a belly button
:P

On the other hand, why am I in europe on a laptop that isn't mine?

 

[penguinraider]

Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?

 

[The Bob]

Because You're deluded, and a theif that doesn' understand questions. Why the heckare the two perople on the computer next to me getting in and out of the login?

Login??

What login?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[infamous_Q]

the one over there.

where'd my feet go?

(had to say something ridiculous...if its been said...the world's populace seriously needs help haha)

[Edit]
and in case u don't want to answer the feet thing...:
The meaning to life, the universe, and everything? (not sure i got that right)
[/Edit]

 

[1123581321]

being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci

 

[franznietzsche]

being that i am probably the only on pf who hasn't posted a reply on this particular thread here goes.

that's better

Fibonacci

Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?

 

[Bladibla]

Bloody neophytes need to bloody learn how to post in this thread or stop altogether...*grumble grumble*

Why does physical activity hurt this bad?

It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?

 

[franznietzsche]

It doesn't. Try again and it won't hurt.

Why am i stupid?

Because nobody loved you as a child.

Why am I in such a fantastic mood?

 

[penguinraider]

expensive drugs come to mind...

What is so chaotic about the chaos theory?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

The Chao is sacred.

What is the PIN for God's checking account?

 

[whitetigerboy56]

0!

Duh!

but he really doesn't need one does he?

 

[Gokul43201]

but he really doesn't need one does he?

Of course not ! He wouldn't hear of it. Haven't you heard : Jesus saves !

If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?

 

[franznietzsche]

If Jesus is saving, shouldn't we expect a rainy day ?

No silly, that's the wrong kind of save. Jesus saves! The rest of you take damage.

Anyone else ready for the rupture?

 

[penguinraider]

maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?

 

[NoTime]

maybe,if i knew what youwere talking about.
Are we a figment of someone else's imagination?

No, you are a figment of your own imagination.

If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?

 

[franznietzsche]

If Jesus saves, then does Moses invest?

No i told you, everyone else takes damage.

Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?

 

[hypnagogue]

Why doesn't anyone else get the paper and pencil RPG joke?

I don't know about the pencil RPG joke, but I get the paper every morning.

What the hell is a pencil RPG?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

It's where you pretend to be a pencil neck geek.
Where have you been?

 

[franznietzsche]

Where have you been?

Reading a recommended to be me by a sexy woman.

Why don't i sleep?

 

[honestrosewater]

Why don't i sleep?

You do- you just aren't aware of it because you're always asleep when it happens.

Do you like scary movies?

 

[The Bob]

Do you like scary movies?

Not really. Not my thing.

What sort of cheese do most people like and why?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[brewnog]

I have a new favourite cheese every month. This month I'm up for a medium Cheddar (perhaps a mild Cathedral City), because it's strong enough for sandwiches yet mild enough for pizza and lasagne.

What's that white stuff that appears on exposed cheese surfaces?

 

[Danger]

Frost. Your fridge is turned too cold.

Why did the lumberjack cross the river?

 

[Moses]

to ask the rabbit how sexy is the dutch cow,

Why Bush invade Iraq?

 

[JFo]

Because camels are more fuel efficient,

why can't I sleep?

 

[theCandyman]

You cannot sleep because you are not tired, try getting more exercise.

How does one go about finding the number of different ways a Rubix cube can be set?

 

[JFo]

the same way one finds the number of different color patterns of a rubix cube.

Why does everyone love a slinky?

 

[The Bob]

the same way one finds the number of different color patterns of a rubix cube.

Why does everyone love a slinky?

Because it just sort of bouces in your hands.

What is the point of banana milkshakes?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[hypnagogue]

What is the point of banana milkshakes?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Apparently, the point of banana milkshakes is The Bob (2004 ©).

Will this thread ever catch up to "Thread Killer Champions"?

 

[The Bob]

Will this thread ever catch up to "Thread Killer Champions"?

It might do. What do you mean by catch up?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Bladibla]

It might do. What do you mean by catch up?

The Bob (2004 ©)

It means catching the threadkiller champion.

Might it be useful to think this thread just might be the antithread for the threadkiller thread, and when both equal post, it annhilates each other?

 

[whitetigerboy56]

Let's hope not!

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

[The Bob]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

I am sure we have had this before and I can't say the english do that.

So what was the question before last?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[The Bob]

So what was the question before last?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Well The Bob, interesting question. Let us see. *Looks back* Oh yes, here it is:

Might it be useful to think this thread just might be the antithread for the threadkiller thread, and when both equal post, it annhilates each other?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[Smurf]

Gaaah! Its Back!

 

[Gokul43201]

Well The Bob, interesting question. Let us see. *Looks back* Oh yes, here it is:

Might it be useful to think this thread just might be the antithread for the threadkiller thread, and when both equal post, it annhilates each other?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Nah, this thread deserves to live. The other one (I won't defile myself by saying the name) is not even worthy of being called a thread. Its existence is so fake and contrived, it makes me sick.

Down, other thread ! Long live 'Stupid Quetion' !

Who here, besides The Bob talk to themselves ?

 

[The Bob]

Who here, besides The Bob talk to themselves ?

[For the thread's sake] That is a good question. Who else talks to themselves?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[hypermorphism]

[For the thread's sake] That is a good question. Who else talks to themselves?

The Bob (2004 ©)

I don't talk to myself. I am on speaking terms with my alternate ego.

 

[The Bob]

I don't talk to myself. I am on speaking terms with my alternate ego.

Wow. Have I affended you or is the for affect?

The Bob (2004 ©)

P.S. Take this as the question after the one that hypermorphism will ask after the answer to this one.

 

[hypermorphism]

Wow. Have I affended you or is the for affect?

The Bob (2004 ©)

P.S. Take this as the question after the one that hypermorphism will ask after the answer to this one.

It's hard to effect anything more than a smirking affectation with these shiny, colorful things. Why are these things called graemlins anyway ? they don't look anything like these guys.

 

[The Bob]

Why are these things called graemlins anyway ?

I didn't know they were called Graemlins. Maybe it is because they show just the face, the only part of a Graemlin that can really be seen.

Why would someone call a film 'Graemlin'?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[madcat11]

Why would someone call a film 'Graemlin'?

The Bob (2004 ©)

'Glad you're back and talking to yourself, the Bob, and - as for the quetion, it ranks up there with 'why would someone call themselves 'the Bob'?; therefore the answer is "eek, scary name, therefore scary movie!"

Actually, wouldn't that have been more effective had I said, , name, therefore, movie?

 

[cronxeh]

ok i don't want to post this under 'physics' sections.. cause if I am wrong ill probably be rediculed

so here it goes - under penalty of sliding into the 'ask the stupid question' part.

i looked at the clock today, and thought about dividing hours by degrees. so 12 hours = 2*pi, 24 hours = 4pi

so I thought, 1 hour = pi/6 = 60 minutes, 1 minute = pi/360, 1 second = pi/21600

so, naturally being ignorant of geometry, i decided to apply this principle of 1 second to Planck Time

~ 5.391 *10 ^-44 seconds * pi/21600 /second = ~116 * 10^-42 pi. so.. a stupid question: what is this?

multiplying things out.. it goes to 6.5123 * 10^-48 .. kinda less than Planck length though

i mean u know.. could be a spin distance by a photon..if you parametrize it.. who knows.. ah right i donno

 

[The Bob]

so.. a stupid question: what is this?

It would seem that you do not get the idea of this thread. However, you have raised an interesting question and so this will be disscused for a while.

First, you say that 12 hours = 2pi. This I will agree with as 360° = 2pi. What gets me is why you have divided pi by 6. There are 60 minutes in an hour and an hour will take 360° to go around which means a minute is:

\frac{360}{60} \ or \ \frac{2 \pi}{60}

These give 6° or \frac{ \pi}{30} ^c for each minute (and then you can divide again for seconds). So 60 seconds (of time) is equal to traveling 1 minute (of time), 6° or \frac{ \pi}{30} ^c around a clock face.

I do not see what Planck time has to do with what you are doing. So here is my question: Why it is being used and what are you hoping to find from using it? Can you explain to me what it is?

The Bob (2004 ©)

EDIT: I see where the \frac{2 \pi}{12} ^c has come from. This will give you the positions of the 'hours'. However you could have the 'hours' in different places as you really are (almost) making up your own way of telling the time. The placings of the minutes, however, should be as above. Again, I am talking about the placings (or degrees) that the minutes and hours must be. The amount of 'time' that one of them will take is as you have stated above. I do apologise for misunderstanding what you meant.