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You must see me, cause I'm in every mirror I look at.

Are all bloggers boreing, or do they blog because they are bored?
 
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Why does a mirror only reflect an image backwards from side-to-side, but not up and down?

It does, but you got to tilt your head.

Speaking of reflections, can you remember the good ole days?
 
hypatia said:
Are all bloggers boreing, or do they blog because they are bored?
They are all boring and bored, but that's not the reason they blog. They blog in order not to waste a semester of typing lessons.

Recently, or perhaps even earlier than that, a message appeared on my screen informing me that Windows xp cannot open files written in Chirplinger. This was a surprise, since I wasn't aware I was trying to do such a thing. What is Chirplinger and who uses it?
 
Chirplinger..the silent scripting scream of a PC mouse when its full of dust bunnies.
Just how many times will I go to the kitchen to get coffee and come back to the "puter room to find I have left it in the kitchen...hint...its 3 times already:redface:
 
at least one more time

how much therd will it take to sew scott1s mouth shut?
 
This is post 2529

uhhh...maybe in Newfoundland, but here at PF, THIS is post 2529. :biggrin:

So, dgoodpasture2005, you posted the Yin, where's the Yang?
 
jimmie said:
uhhh...maybe in Newfoundland, but here at PF, THIS is post 2529. :biggrin:

So, dgoodpasture2005, you posted the Yin, where's the Yang?

I don't know where it has gone but why do I have to type in the quick reply to get a quote?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
EnumaElish said:
What is the one most defining experience that made you who you are?


When I was born.

How do you know if you were ever actually born?
 
Cosmo16 said:
When I was born.
How do you know if you were ever actually born?

You're here to ask the question.

How do you know if you have asked the question?
 
Carla1 said:
How do you know if you have asked the question?
Someone puts it in quote tags and posts it back to you.

Carla1 said:
But if someone quotes you as asking a question you didn't ask, how would you know you didn't ask it?
 
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Carla1 said:
But if someone quotes you as asking a question you didn't ask, how would you know you didn't ask it?
You would have to peform a DNA test.
El Hombre Invisible said:
But if the DNA test proved you had written a post you couldn't recall having written, would that mean the post had been fertilized by sperm stolen by gray space aliens?
 
El Hombre Invisible said:
But if the DNA test proved you had written a post you couldn't recall having written, would that mean the post had been fertilized by sperm stolen by gray space aliens?
Who else would be responsible for the new-look Physics Forum? Think about it. They've integrated themselves among us, changed our habitat to resemble their mothership and no doubt are reformatting our atmosphere as we speak, and are now busy quoting us as saying things we never did with the soul aim of stealing our sperm to prove we did say those things with which they will then impregnate the alien queen and form a new race of Thread Killers!

zoobyshoe said:
But then how can- hang on, is this me or you?
 
zoobyshoe said:
But then how can- hang on, is this me or you?
It is I: MoDean.
(on a you eff oh)
The B-52's said:
Is that you, MoDean?
 
But maybe he THOUGHT it was a stupid question...
And your answer is not stupid ;_;. STUPID UN-STUPID ANSWERS!



Why do kids get so excited near christmas, when some fat guy empties his sack in their stockings?
 
ok,here comes the stuped one:
Why do people tend to give presents they would actualy like to get for Christmass?!

Hope that was stupid enough..:redface:
 
enlil said:
ok,here comes the stuped one:
Why do people tend to give presents they would actualy like to get for Christmass?!:
Because they're idiots?

Who wants some Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper with a lemon twist?
 
Mk said:
Because they're idiots?
Who wants some Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper with a lemon twist?
Sure, but hold the cherry and the vanilla and the pepper and the lemon. And the twist. And the diet. Just get me a doctor. I'm not a well man.

Why, contrary to Mk's post, is there no period in "Dr Pepper"?
 
El Hombre Invisible said:
Sure, but hold the cherry and the vanilla and the pepper and the lemon. And the twist. And the diet. Just get me a doctor. I'm not a well man.
Why, contrary to Mk's post, is there no period in "Dr Pepper"?
The name is pointless.

If all quizzes are tests, and some quizzes are quizzical, are some tests testicles?
 
No, but paternity tests are related.

Can a guy force woman to take a maternity test if he doesn't know who the mother of his baby is?
 
Danger said:
Can a guy force woman to take a maternity test if he doesn't know who the mother of his baby is?
No, equal rights means that he can only force her to take a paternity test.

Is it wrong in this day and age that only women have breasts? I mean, get with the times people!
 
El Hombre Invisible said:
Is it wrong in this day and age that only women have breasts? I mean, get with the times people!
Good advice. I understand the health insurance at the Times covers that procedure.

My neighbor recently bought a "hot water heater". I have a tank-y thing in my cellar that heats up the cold water and it's good enough for me. Is he just another rich yuppie showing up the neighbors?
 
turbo-1 said:
My neighbor recently bought a "hot water heater". I have a tank-y thing in my cellar that heats up the cold water and it's good enough for me. Is he just another rich yuppie showing up the neighbors?
Yeah, heating hot water. There's something incredibly lazy about it.

Recently when I was camped out on day three of my wait in an Emergency Room with yellow matter custard dripping from some kind of sinus infection I was startled into near ecstasy to hear my name called, a miracle which meant that the four hours of paperwork preliminary to becoming an official patient in waiting there was about to begin. As I crawled on all fours to the glass window, the room began swimming and swirling around me, I felt the blood leave my head, and just before I lost consciousness I'm positive I heard someone say "Hey, he don't look so good. Sumbuddy call a amulance!"

Firefox or Opera?
 
zoobyshoe said:
Recently when I was camped out on day three of my wait in an Emergency Room with yellow matter custard dripping from some kind of sinus infection I was startled into near ecstasy to hear my name called, a miracle which meant that the four hours of paperwork preliminary to becoming an official patient in waiting there was about to begin. As I crawled on all fours to the glass window, the room began swimming and swirling around me, I felt the blood leave my head, and just before I lost consciousness I'm positive I heard someone say "Hey, he don't look so good. Sumbuddy call a amulance!"
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

zoobyshoe said:
Firefox or Opera?
Or newly announced: Firefox the opera!

Madame Butterfly is playing Sydney Opera House when I'm there. So got tickets. Fair play, she must be really old. How long has she been performing now?
 
El Hombre Invisible said:
How long has she been performing now?
Some estimates are as high as 135 years, but most agree that figure is impossible. Mrs. Butterfly, herself, is typically silent on the subject, and has treated requests to carbon date her as beneath her dignity.
Madame Butterfly said:
Why do you want to pin me to a piece of cardboard on this? Isn't a lady's age, like her opinions, subject to constant revision?
 
El Hombre Invisible said:
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
Or newly announced: Firefox the opera!
Madame Butterfly is playing Sydney Opera House when I'm there. So got tickets. Fair play, she must be really old. How long has she been performing now?
I don't think you can pin her down on this one.

Paper or plastic?
 
Paper, we still have many rainforests to get rid of.

Would you like to be able to teleport, or read people's minds?
 
turbo-1 said:
I don't think you can pin her down on this one.
Paper or plastic?
Turbo, please don't anser quetions that have already been anserd. Anser the next quetion posed
 
Madame Butterfly said:
Why do you want to pin me to a piece of cardboard on this? Isn't a lady's age, like her opinions, subject to constant revision?
Yes, a lady's, indeed anyone's, age is constantly revised in a process known as the "passage of time", the antithesis of which is "preservation".

Now, Madame Butterfly, have you met Monsieur Killing Germ?
 
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