Bad Math Jokes

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People have been getting taller over the decades.
Not really. Rulers just keep getting shorter. It's a mystery.
 
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Not really. Rulers just keep getting shorter. It's a mystery.
Relativistic contraction can explain everything.
 
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Rulers moving fast is a rare occurrence.
Wait, that's not a math joke anymore.
 
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Rulers moving fast is a rare occurrence.
Can you not simply place it in a car or inside an airplane? Could you not do this for virtually any inanimate object whose mass will not slow down either of these modes of transportation?
 

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