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You asked for a collection of 10/10 jokes, but that's just 1 joke.Johnny Yuma said:Not all math puns are terrible...just sum
You asked for a collection of 10/10 jokes, but that's just 1 joke.Johnny Yuma said:Not all math puns are terrible...just sum
Cut the two apples in half with a single stroke.jack action said:
Less dark than my approach...BillTre said:Cut the two apples in half with a single stroke.
This gives four halves.
Throw one away.
Yeah, same here.Ibix said:Less dark than my approach...
Remind me not to get in a car accident wherever it is you're an EMT...berkeman said:Yeah, same here.
Well, given the the position of the knife...Ibix said:Less dark than my approach...
As the year comes to a close,
We say goodbye to all that's been,
But before we turn the page and start anew,
We sing a song that never fails to renew:
The words of "Auld Lang Syne" ring true,
As we celebrate the old, and look forward to the new,
With memories of friends and loved ones dear,
We raise a glass and bring in the new year
The sin and cos of time have brought us here,
To this moment, bright and clear,
We stand together, hand in hand,
Ready to face whatever this new year has planned.
So let us sing and dance and cheer,
As we bid farewell to the old year,
And welcome in the new with open hearts and minds,
For auld lang syne, we'll leave behind.
...because that would be irrational.fresh_42 said:If you have a string of final length and call this length 1, then you need irrational portions of such strings to make a circumference.
If you have a string that makes a circumference and you call its length 1, then the part of it that represents the diameter is irrational.
You cannot have both at the same time.
Impressive that 2% of the people can!jack action said:
In the UK we would say, they have had their Weetabix. I looked on the internet this afternoon to try and find a good maths joke for pf, my favourites are mathematician, physicist, Engineer jokes.jedishrfu said:Those 2% folks drink a lot of milk.
While there's no right answer to these moral questions, some choices are ##\beth##er than others.Ivan Seeking said:
Ivan Seeking said:
Ivan Seeking said:
-1/12!Swamp Thing said:But isn't it true that you can make a one-to-one mapping from one set to the other? Which would make both sets the same size?
OTOH, if they had somehow been grouped as 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ..., would a zombie rise from the grave that is 1/12 alive?
Swamp Thing said:
No, that is the point made. There is no such map. The real numbers are more than the integers.Swamp Thing said:But isn't it true that you can make a one-to-one mapping from one set to the other? Which would make both sets the same size?
Swamp Thing said:But isn't it true that you can make a one-to-one mapping from one set to the other? Which would make both sets the same size?
OTOH, if they had somehow been grouped as 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ..., would a zombie rise from the grave that is 1/12 alive?
Look up the cardinality of an infinite set.Swamp Thing said:But isn't it true that you can make a one-to-one mapping from one set to the other? Which would make both sets the same size?