Bad Math Jokes

[BWV]

Tree is a number in some Irish accents...

Tree(4) is a number, and a rather large one

 

[fresh_42]

The whole apples, oranges and bananas being equal to 4 reminds me of a previous post of mine.

A tree is a unit. I always used it when I wanted to demonstrate that a unit is part of an exercise, or that different units cannot be added:

> $3m+4m=7$
< $7$ what? Trees?

> $2m^2+ 3m^3=5$
< $2$ trees and $3$ bushes are what?

 

[julian]

Tree. 5 trees.

 

[malawi_glenn]

 

[Borg]

-1 didn't go out with him either because she was an i cube.

 

[jedishrfu]

...which was a negative in my book.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DrGreg]

That also works for decades of your life, 0–10 years old, 10–20 years old, etc

 

[benorin]

That also works for decades of your life, 0–10 years old, 10–20 years old, etc

I don’t recall the citation but I remember reading somewhere that a human has experienced half their perceived lifespan by age ~22 (and that’s without time dilation, physicists make relativistic shenanigans if they please?)

 

[benorin]

 

[benorin]

 

[benorin]

link to full article: https://bigthink.com/the-well/atheism-rare-rational/

 

[BillTre]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[mfb]

Now I wonder what's in the other regions of overlap.

 

[Ibix]

Now I wonder what's in the other regions of overlap.

A complete version exists in the Lame Jokes thread. (I think wasp needs to be read as both wasp and WASP for the incel/fig overlap to work.)

 

[pinball1970]

A complete version exists in the Lame Jokes thread.

It took me a while
The other shared parts made the whole thing make sense

 

[Ibix]

It took me a while

It relies on knowing that an incel is a male who can't see why despising all women who won't have sex with him on demand might be off-putting to women, assumes that attitude won't shine through every interaction he ever has with a woman, and then blames all women for him not having any luck with the ones he tries with.

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[pinball1970]

It relies on knowing that an incel is a male who can't see why despising all women who won't have sex with him on demand might be off-putting to women, assumes that attitude won't shine through every interaction he ever has with a woman, and then blames all women for him not having any luck with the ones he tries with.

Actually it was the fig / date / date plus excel part that clicked it.
I saw a true crime program on an incel person who decided to kill as many people as possible by driving his truck on the pavement as fast as he could.
Very disturbing.
A very good channel on YouTube that shows interviews then applies criminal psychology techniques.

 

[DaveC426913]

I saw a true crime program on an incel person who decided to kill as many people as possible by driving his truck on the pavement as fast as he could.

Well this took a dark turn...

Happened here in T.O. Canada is smaller than US by an order of magnitude, so ten dead to us is like 100 to America. We just don't get this level of violence up here.

 

[pinball1970]

Well this took a dark turn...

Happened here in T.O. Canada is smaller than US by an order of magnitude, so ten dead to us is like 100 to America. We just don't get this level of violence up here.

That's the one. This guy is very good, in depth analysis.

 

[Johnny Yuma]

Not all math puns are terrible...just sum

 

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

Not all math puns are terrible...just sum

You asked for a collection of 10/10 jokes, but that's just 1 joke.

 

[256bits]

The triangle finished the discussion with the circle "You are pointless!"

 

[jack action]

Think long and hard before trying to do the math:

 

[BillTre]

Think long and hard before trying to do the math:

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Cut the two apples in half with a single stroke.
This gives four halves.
Throw one away.

 

[Ibix]

Cut the two apples in half with a single stroke.
This gives four halves.
Throw one away.

Less dark than my approach...