Breakthrough in modern technology

[Jonny_trigonometry]

My GOD! this is insane! they actually made a real working retro encabulator!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2081189882805593268

 

[Cyrus]

That's funny. What a load of BS! Logarithmic casing!

Oh man, this is priceless.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Some day I hope I can illustrate my explanations with such persuasive, articulate hand gestures.

 

[Cyrus]

Captain, our 'Unilateral phase detractors are automatically capable of synchronizing cardio gram-meters!' Power is not generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, but is produced by the modial of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance!'

 

[Danger]

Those thieving bastards! I invented that thing ten years ago and never got to patent it because I couldn't find a backer.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

If they haven't seen it, the guys at Rockwell are going to love this.

It definitely sounds like one of their sales pitches!

 

[brewnog]

Differential girdlespring? Drawn reciprocation dingle arm? Awesome! I want one!

 

[moose]

I wonder what % of the population would think that this is legit and just have no clue what the person is talking about. Man, that was an awesome parody.

 

[MeJennifer]

I wonder what % of the population would think that this is legit and just have no clue what the person is talking about. Man, that was an awesome parody.

Oh, this is not real?

 

[tribdog]

Maybe it's real maybe it isn't. but if they've really managed to get 6 hydrocoptic marzyl veins feeted to the ambithazion lunar wang shaft they are genius, because every single retro encabulator I've come across has suffered from terrible side fumbling.

 

[NoTime]

Differential girdlespring? Drawn reciprocation dingle arm? Awesome! I want one!

It's supposed to be available April 1st

 

[Severian]

My favourite bit was his description of how 'side-fumbling was effectively prevented'.