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  1. Sep 25, 2006 #1
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  3. Sep 25, 2006 #2
    :rofl: That's funny. What a load of BS! Logarithmic casing!

    Oh man, this is priceless.
  4. Sep 25, 2006 #3
    Some day I hope I can illustrate my explanations with such persuasive, articulate hand gestures.
  5. Sep 25, 2006 #4

    Captain, our 'Unilateral phase detractors are automatically capable of synchronizing cardio gram-meters!' Power is not generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, but is produced by the modial of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance!'

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    Those thieving bastards! I invented that thing ten years ago and never got to patent it because I couldn't find a backer. :grumpy:
  7. Sep 26, 2006 #6

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    If they haven't seen it, the guys at Rockwell are going to love this.

    It definitely sounds like one of their sales pitches!!!
  8. Sep 26, 2006 #7


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    Differential girdlespring? Drawn reciprocation dingle arm? Awesome! I want one!
  9. Sep 26, 2006 #8

    I wonder what % of the population would think that this is legit and just have no clue what the person is talking about. Man, that was an awesome parody.
  10. Sep 26, 2006 #9
    Oh, this is not real? :surprised

  11. Sep 26, 2006 #10
    Maybe it's real maybe it isn't. but if they've really managed to get 6 hydrocoptic marzyl veins feeted to the ambithazion lunar wang shaft they are genius, because every single retro encabulator I've come across has suffered from terrible side fumbling.
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    It's supposed to be available April 1st :biggrin:
  13. Sep 27, 2006 #12
    My favourite bit was his description of how 'side-fumbling was effectively prevented'.
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