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[Borg]

I'm starting a new personal programming project. When I told a coworker about it, she immeadiately said that she wanted a copy after I build it. Maybe I should sell it.

 

[lisab]

Bah...go away, aura.

 

[collinsmark]

I estimate there's a 10 to 20% chance I'm in this photograph! (I might have been obscured by clouds.)

http://news.yahoo.com/earth-moon-photobomb-saturn-nasa-picture-162146381.html

[Edit: Here's part of the above image which is then zoomed in quite a bit. The dimmer spot of the two is the Earth's moon.]

 

[turbo]

I have lost probably the remainder of an upper molar's filling. It doesn't hurt a bit, but it is driving my tongue nuts.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I estimate there's a 10 to 20% chance I'm in this photograph! (I might have been obscured by clouds.)

Now I see why you were raving about waving at Saturn the other day. I thought you'd lost your mind and felt unreasonably friendly toward the gas giants, or something.

 

[zoobyshoe]

That makes me wonder: is there a solar system somewhere where they have gas midgets?

 

[dlgoff]

I have lost probably the remainder of an upper molar's filling. It doesn't hurt a bit, but it is driving my tongue nuts.

Are you working to have something like this?

 

[nitsuj]

I wonder what would happen if I put this big bag of silica gel in that bucket of warm water?

snap crackle pop...then... nothing,

 

[lisab]

Just found out one of my favorite professors got suspended from teaching because he had a raging drug addiction. He was falling asleep during conversations, and got caught injecting himself at work .

 

[OmCheeto]

Just found out one of my favorite professors got suspended from teaching because he had a raging drug addiction. He was falling asleep during conversations, and got caught injecting himself at work .

That's very sad.

 

[Borg]

Some typos really make my day.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=703198

Sorry to hear about your prof, lisab.

 

[lisab]

Some typos really make my day.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=703198

Sorry to hear about your prof, lisab.

Fixed that typo . Actually it wasn't a true typo, it's just that there are a limited number of characters allowed in titles.

 

[turbo]

Odd situation, today. I wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper asking why the county mounties or the state police couldn't be bothered patrol this country road. The speed limit is 45, and scofflaws often blow by here at 70+.

Interestingly, one of the people who complained about the increased attention was a woman who was complaining several years back about all the speeders. Her husband took her to task because she was an inveterate speeder, and an argument ensued. I excused myself saying that I had to get back home. This was a few years before their daughter moved back home with their 2 pre-school grand-daughters. How things have changed! If you don't want to get fined, don't speed. It's pretty simple.

Another person who complained to my wife is a widow who raises Boston terriers. After one of her prize bitches was killed in the road last summer, you'd think she might be happy for a bit of extra traffic coverage. Nope. I guess that their "right" to speed is more important than reining in the scofflaws.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I think I have more crow's feet than all the crows in California.

 

[turbo]

Any estimate on the crow population?

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

... After one of her prize bitches was killed in the road last summer, you'd think she might be happy for a bit of extra traffic coverage ...

Pimpin' ain't easy.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Any estimate on the crow population?

Yes: lots.

 

[dlgoff]

Any estimate on the crow population?

Too damn many.



Image from http://www.crowbusters.com/facts.htm

 

[zoobyshoe]

Miss Marple or Hercule Poirot?

 

[Borg]

Did I miss the memo on Public Transportation Accident Month?

July 6 - Asiana Airlines crash
July 22 - Southwest Airlines crash
July 24 - Spainish train crash
Yesterday - Italian bus crash
Today - Swiss Train crash

 

[krash661]

they should make an updated version of quantum leap.
right now.

 

[zoobyshoe]

they should make an updated version of quantum leap.
right now.

The TV show?

 

[drizzle]

What do you do to ease a pain and not think of it?

 

[krash661]

The TV show?

yes the tv show.

 

[krash661]

What do you do to ease a pain and not think of it?

take medicine ?

 

[drizzle]

take medicine ?

Getting high is better

Nevermind, I'll sleep any moment now.. I hope.

 

[zoobyshoe]

yes the tv show.

Hmmm. Ziggy says there's only about a 6.987% chance.

 

[AnTiFreeze3]

Getting high is better ...

Go big or go home

 

[dkotschessaa]

Latex does not appreciate the changes my cat made to the document while sitting on the keyboard.

 

[dkotschessaa]

Latex does not appreciate the changes my cat made to the document while sitting on the keyboard.

Anybody familiar with the qeqqqqqqqzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz theorem?