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[dkotschessaa]

Back to random:

I just ate a little (bit of) lamb
with rosemary
and sweet potatoes
I just ate a little (bit of) lamb and it was really good.

 

[Enigman]

There is a grit in the lens, a gear is broken, a fly in the ointment...nothing makes sense...time for coffee.

 

[Evo]

My dog was up all night coughing, she's finally resting, now that I can't fall back to sleep.

 

[Evo]

Back to random:

I just ate a little (bit of) lamb
with rosemary
and sweet potatoes
I just ate a little (bit of) lamb and it was really good.

dkot ate a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
dkot ate a little lamb, he said it's really good.

 

[zoobyshoe]

dkot ate a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,
dkot ate a little lamb, he said it's really good.

dkot ate a little lamb;
Clarice turned white as snow.
To hell she thought he should be sent,
Where all lamb-eaters go.

 

[Evo]

dkot ate a little lamb;
Clarice turned white as snow.
To hell she thought he should be sent,
Where all lamb-eaters go.

 

[Evo]

Yesterday I went to Walmart and splurged on a Danskin velour top and pants. I am ready for fall.

 

[lisab]

Yesterday I went to Walmart and splurged on a Danskin velour top and pants. I am ready for fall.

Ooooo sounds so cozy and warm! All my sweats are old and full of pills.

 

[Evo]

Ooooo sounds so cozy and warm! All my sweats are old and full of pills.

They are back in fashion, time to stock up!

Evo Child was just here, I showed them to her and she said "You're not wearing those outside, I don't care what the internet says, NO!"

Hmmmpf, I plan to wear them everywhere.

 

[collinsmark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmiGN2mi2M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgGyD6waTA

 

[Evo]

They are back in fashion, time to stock up!

Evo Child was just here, I showed them to her and she said "You're not wearing those outside, I don't care what the internet says, NO!"

Hmmmpf, I plan to wear them everywhere.

They were sold out in the store for my size for the pants, so I just went online and ordered 2 more pairs, they are SO COMFORTABLE, and they have POCKETS! :!)

 

[OmCheeto]

I am happier than...

um...

Insert your own euphemism.

 

[HeLiXe]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo I likes the PF logo. It looks so...atomic

 

[HeLiXe]

I am happier than...

um...

Insert your own euphemism.

... OmCheeto's guests after 12 hours on Thanksgiving day

 

[DennisN]

I am happier than...

... a fish in a frying pan.

(is it "in" or "on" a pan? "In" sounds correct, but English is not my first language)

 

[HeLiXe]

I think you are correct DennisN...I would use in also, since frying pans usually curve upward. For something like a flat plate, on would be correct methinks.

 

[OmCheeto]

They were sold out in the store for my size for the pants, so I just went online and ordered 2 more pairs, they are SO COMFORTABLE, and they have POCKETS! :!)

Are these pants better than your "these socks are like sex" socks?

cuz I bought some "good god! my nether parts are dancing!" undies this year.

If I were to put on your socks, pants, and my undies, all at the same time...

 

[dlgoff]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo I likes the PF logo. It looks so...atomic

"It's a gas".

 

[DennisN]

I am happier than...

...a bird flying into a household fan.

(why did OmCheeto lure out the naughty part of me?)

 

[drizzle]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo I likes the PF logo. It looks so...atomic

No wonder you like it, He Li Xe.

Good to see you around. :)

 

[DennisN]

Have I had too much coffee today or too little? Don't know. Better ponder upon it over a cup of coffee...

 

[Evo]

Are these pants better than your "these socks are like sex" socks?

cuz I bought some "good god! my nether parts are dancing!" undies this year.

If I were to put on your socks, pants, and my undies, all at the same time...

 

[pyzicslolito]

Allocating and using vectors of size 12345678901234567890 :D

 

[dkotschessaa]

[BLUES]
It's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
it's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
I can never find a last line to go here, without using the word "jerk" (which ain't really fittin' you see?)
[/BLUES]

 

[Pythagorean]

have you considered 'twerk'?

 

[Enigman]

[BLUES]
It's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
it's a miss my baby monday
when my baby goes to work
I can never find a last line to go here, without using the word "jerk" (which ain't really fittin' you see?)
[/BLUES]

Hoping for an early break
It is under her office I lurk.

 

[dkotschessaa]

have you considered 'twerk'?

That's not an actual word.

(i.e. I refuse to utter it, or acknowledge its existence)

 

[dkotschessaa]

Hoping for an early break
It is under her office I lurk.

Kinda creepy, but it might uh..work.

 

[Borek]

Please tell, are you going to go berserk
just 'cause you can't find a rhyme to "work"?

 

[Enigman]

What else did you expect from me? I even toned it down, not using 'it is her that I stalk'...
Try something with lark or if you really want to go gentile-
"take a break baby today"
I always say, but she doesn't hark.

 

[inotyce]

I don't know why many people are afraid to show others their baldness, they put on wigs wherever they go. I find most bald men and curly haired men look more handsome than others.

 

[drizzle]

I'm losing my appetite..

 

[dkotschessaa]

I don't know why many people are afraid to show others their baldness, they put on wigs wherever they go. I find most bald men and curly haired men look more handsome than others.

The only ones afraid to show their baldness are actually bald people. The others are now shaving their heads. Whataworld.

Ok well I did it once.

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/27262_1413247099265_4202164_n.jpg

 

[Enigman]

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/27262_1413247099265_4202164_n.jpg

...keep your hair on...

I am not sure I will though...the hairline's receding ...er... no its literally racing. Might need to ask Borek to lend his blue wig in the worst case scenario.
.
.
.
And on other news : coffee is the greatest discovery of man.

 

[lisab]

The only ones afraid to show their baldness are actually bald people. The others are now shaving their heads. Whataworld.

Ok well I did it once.

https://scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/p206x206/27262_1413247099265_4202164_n.jpg

I like that a lot!

 

[HeLiXe]

"It's a gas".

awww...but it's heavier than He :)

No wonder you like it, He Li Xe.

Good to see you around. :)

LOL you have me figured out Gad Thanks good to see you too :)

 

[HeLiXe]

Please tell, are you going to go berserk
just 'cause you can't find a rhyme to "work"?

From wither didst thine blue wig lurk?

 

[Enigman]

From wither didst thine blue wig lurk?

Thence my answer hark
In the wretched dark
At midnight in the park
Beneath the sleeping lark
doth the wig lurk.

(can't fit in shark...)

 

[drizzle]

Can someone please hit me with anything on the head so I can start reading.

 

[Enigman]

As the only thing you read are songs and poetry:
http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/kipling_ind.html
bam!

 

[drizzle]

NOOOOOOO! Not that

 

[Enigman]

You said anything...well what kind of projectile are you looking for, that I might throw at your cranium?

 

[drizzle]

Something hard, and bold.. something like a penguin?

Btw, anyone knows where is that Pengy bird?

 

[Enigman]

Something hard, and bold..

That might be misunderstood...

 

[drizzle]

GASPS!

You know that's not what I meant!

 

[drizzle]

*goes to read*

 

[Enigman]

Sorry, too much coffee and not enough sleep I am not responsible for my actions...try Robert Ludlum though...the Bourne triology should be enough to get you addicted...

 

[dkotschessaa]

I like that a lot!

Thanks. It was a decision based on 2 things

1) I had been laid of, so $30 either paid for groceries or a haircut
2) I was about to spend a month in a zen monastery anyway, so it's not I'd be out of place or my friends would see me.

 

[lisab]

Something hard, and bold.. something like a penguin?

Btw, anyone knows where is that Pengy bird?

Since he went away to PhD school, he's been quiet. He comes around now and then but doesn't post much.

I'm hoping we'll see the birdy in a few years, when his schedule let's up a bit.

 

[Evo]

Something hard, and bold.. something like a penguin?

Btw, anyone knows where is that Pengy bird?

Yeah, I spoke to him a couple of weeks ago, he was on vacation.