Can PF Random Thoughts be Split to Help with Server Load?

[lisab]

Is there any better feeling than seeing your kid make good strides in life?

 

[Enigman]

You're definitely a valued member in this community!

+0.999...*
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*How in the name of holey socks did get the award, again?

 

[Enigman]

Alkyl halide sounds like Jekyll and Hyde.

 

[Mandelbroth]

You're definitely a valued member in this community!

Thank you. I'm glad you think so.

Alkyl halide sounds like Jekyll and Hyde.

I sing this sometimes when my siblings are annoying.

 

[Lisa!]

Nothing!

 

[drizzle]

Sigh.

 

[drizzle]

Sigh.

 

[Lisa!]

Why?

 

[drizzle]

Le sigh.. I think this should be my username.

 

[collinsmark]

 

[theoristo]

 

[lisab]

Warm in my den, drinking coffee, watching Venus simultaneously rise and fade into the brightening morning sky.

Good morning!

 

[Enigman]

My morning was...different. I woke up to find an equation scribbled whiteboard shouting 'How Medieval' (spelt incorrectly... and plagiarized from Poirot- the T.V. show) and 'You iDiot!' at me. When I came across the mirror I remembered that I had drawn moustaches, beard and a dunce hat on my image last night. Sometimes you just got to hate the you from a few hours ago...

 

[OmCheeto]

My morning was stereotypical. It started out with thinking about inconsequential PF problems, evolved into a mystical revelation, and ended with me pushing the "enter/return" key.

 

[Enigman]

... Evolved into a mystical revelation,...

125?

 

[OmCheeto]

125?

Nothing so mystical. I was thinking about Burning Man this morning, and somehow, Captain Kirk and Spock were both there. I suppose I was imagineering how famous people could get around such magical places, without being photographed. It devolved from them wearing masks, to them riding around with me in my favorite pair of underwear. "No one will look at our faces, if we are wearing fairy dust infused tofu underwear!"

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no. we were not all three in my underwear at the same time. I had spare pairs for them.

 

[Enigman]

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/scien...en-pseudoscience-we-thought-it-was-180949430/
I want a tree of gold too...

 

[lisab]

The deed is done.





Again.

 

[Enigman]

I heard the owl scream and the crickets cry.
Did not you speak?

 

[Enigman]

*wonders why Om's moving in what seems to be a descending order of natural numbers*

 

[OmCheeto]

*wonders why Om's moving in what seems to be a descending order of natural numbers*

I went to the library to get a book on unnatural numbers, but someone else had checked out the last copy. I had no choice.

 

[Ibix]

I went to the library to get a book on unnatural numbers, but someone else had checked out the last copy. I had no choice.

...and just knowing the return date would chill your soul and whiten your hair.

 

[matthew12]

:!) Happy, Happy, Happy...
Finally talked to her...

 

[lisab]

*wonders why Om's moving in what seems to be a descending order of natural numbers*

He's counting down the days to retirement.

 

[Borek]

He's counting down the days to retirement.

Have you noticed there are less and less of them?

 

[Evo]

AARRGGH, income tax, AARRGGH!

 

[Borek]

AARRGGH, income tax, AARRGGH!

Hm, I thought Talk Like A Pirate Day is in Spetember.

 

[Mandelbroth]

Have you noticed there are less and less of them?

Nah. It's just an illusion of a starting point. His [strike](sur)real[/strike] actual retirement date is $-\infty$.

:!) Happy, Happy, Happy...
Finally talked to her...

Congratulations! Tell us all about it.

Hm, I thought Talk Like A Pirate Day is in Spetember.

Apparently, Typo Day is also in Spetember.

Edit: Apparently, I don't remember surreals all that well.

 

[lisab]

 

[lisab]

the screamin' leek made me laugh