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Pinhead from "Hellraiser" beats holy water.
-Dan
Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?
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The discussion revolves around a game where participants respond with objects that "beat" the previous object in a creative and logical manner, following specific rules. The game emphasizes imagination and requires players to respond in the format "Y [verb]'s X," where Y is the new object and X is the previous one. Key rules include no time travel, no people or actions, no fictional objects, no repeats, and a ban on hammers. Participants engage in a back-and-forth exchange, attempting to outdo each other with increasingly elaborate and humorous responses. The conversation often veers into absurdity, with players debating the validity of their responses and the interpretations of the rules. There are moments of confusion and clarification regarding what constitutes a valid response, particularly concerning the timeline of events and the nature of the objects used. The thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and playful competition, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the game's structure while allowing for imaginative contributions.
Pinhead from "Hellraiser" beats holy water.
-Dan
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The pope performs an excorsism and beats the pinhead from "Hellraiser".
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Madonna sings "Like a Prayer" and the Pope runs!
(What can I say? I'm easily amused.)
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Crazy, overwieght drug addict jumps up onto the stage and tries to make out with Madonna. She kills herself rather then let that happen.
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FDA beats crazy, overweight drug addict.(but I'am not sure if that beats it)
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Golf playing, champagne sipping billionaire beats the FDA.
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Flamethrower beats any billionaire.
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Q from the Q Continuum wills the non-existence of the flamethrower.
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Thank god for that. A virus that causes severe depresion kills Q.loseyourname said:
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Symantec kills virus.
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Having an Apple computer beats Symantec and all antiviral software.
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Newton eats the Apple.
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Crackpot theorist strangles Newton.
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Guatemalan Cow of Paradise tramples crackpot theorist.
(For those Far Side lovers out there! :!) )
-Dan
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Dawguard said:
Einstien gives the Crackpot theorist an E = mc^2 bomb
with really secience
I know this too late of a post but I couldn't be strangled by crackpot
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Einstien gives the Crackpot theorist an E = mc^2 bomb
with really secience
I know this too late of a post but I couldn't be strangled by crackpot
What about my Guatemalen Cow of Paradise?? -Dan
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I love the Guatemalan Cow of Paradise.topsquark said:
-Dan
Sorry, continue.
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I've never seen a Guatemalen cow of paradise.
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While we're continuing with refrences, I might as well throw in one from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
George Nelson brutally kills the cow of paradise with a tommy gun.
George Nelson brutally kills the cow of paradise with a tommy gun.
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Ohh how I am tempted to say flamethrower...
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Isn't there a rule that one object can't be used twice? Even without that the flamethrower is gone forever, thanks to loseyourname. 
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I can't believe he did it... with his secret English television show powers... Please excuse me.
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A large Mexican pro-wrestler nicknamed "Chi Chi" who has been eating "inferno" chili all day at a truckstop, walks up to George Nelson, bends over, and lights a fart
thereby incinerating said George Nelson.That's MY flamethrower!
-Dan
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Broder patrol beats A large Mexican pro-wrestler
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Broadest patrol beats broder patrol.
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Volcano buries the broadest patrol in lava.
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Anne Heche :!) and Tommy Lee Jones beat Volcano.
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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee beat Anne Heche and Tommy Lee Jones.
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FCC beats Pamela Anderson and tomy lee
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FDA beats FCC