Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

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The discussion revolves around a game where participants respond with objects that "beat" the previous object in a creative and logical manner, following specific rules. The game emphasizes imagination and requires players to respond in the format "Y [verb]'s X," where Y is the new object and X is the previous one. Key rules include no time travel, no people or actions, no fictional objects, no repeats, and a ban on hammers. Participants engage in a back-and-forth exchange, attempting to outdo each other with increasingly elaborate and humorous responses. The conversation often veers into absurdity, with players debating the validity of their responses and the interpretations of the rules. There are moments of confusion and clarification regarding what constitutes a valid response, particularly concerning the timeline of events and the nature of the objects used. The thread showcases a blend of creativity, humor, and playful competition, highlighting the challenges of maintaining the game's structure while allowing for imaginative contributions.
  • #501
topsquark said:
PETA beats rabies vaccine due to animal testing.

-Dan

(And here I though PETA would never be useful! :biggrin: Please don't track me down for saying that...)
Bloody, gruesome civil war between trial lawers beats PETA.
 
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  • #502
Dawguard said:
Bloody, gruesome civil war between trial lawers beats PETA.

Samuel L. Jackson beats trial lawyers. (Go Shaft!)

-Dan
 
  • #503
Peacemaker missile beats Samuel L. Jackson.
 
  • #504
anti gun activist beats colt 45 peacemaker
 
  • #505
gun beats anti-gun activist
 
  • #506
Shoddy ammo creates carbon build-up and jams the gun
 
  • #507
Hungry armadillo eats shoddy ammo.
 
  • #508
arildno said:
Hungry armadillo eats shoddy ammo.

Shoddy ammo blows up and kills armadillo. End of contest!

Just kidding!

Redneck shoots, stuffs, and "mounts" armadillo.

-Dan
 
  • #509
A gang of gay gigolos beats up redneck
 
  • #510
arildno said:
A gang of gay gigolos beats up redneck
Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.
 
  • #511
Dawguard said:
Motorcycle gang laughs at the gay gigilos' pathetic attempt to beat someone up, and procedes to kill them all.
This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.
 
  • #512
arildno said:
This is homophobic,
Nah, I'm not afraid of them, just skeptical of their ability to win in a fight against a real gang.

arildno said:
besides being untrue.
You ever seen a fight between gay gigilos and motorcycle gangs? Then how do you know?

arildno said:
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!
Not as much as a baseball bat. Trust me on that.

arildno said:
Your suggestion cannot be accepted.
Yes it can, it doesn't break any rules.
 
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  • #513
arildno said:
This is homophobic, besides being untrue.
Having a handbag slammed into your face HURTS!

Your suggestion cannot be accepted.

Florence Henderson beats motorcycle gang. (Did anyone else see her on VH1 dressed as a biker chic? Dang! If only she were younger. :!) )

-Dan
 
  • #514
The Canceltion of the Brady Bunch beats Florence Henderson
 
  • #515
Syndication beats Canceltion
 
  • #516
Public broad casting beats syndication
 
  • #517
Lack of money beats PBS
 
  • #518
Argentum Vulpes said:
Lack of money beats PBS

Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan
 
  • #519
topsquark said:
Bill Gates beats lack of money. (Or does he cause it? Hmmm...)

-Dan


Linux users beat Bill Gates (literally)
 
  • #520
Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user
 
  • #521
zanazzi78 said:
Linux.OSF.8759 beats linux user

Old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards beat Linux . (I don't like Linux , can you tell? :rolleyes: )

-Dan
 
  • #522
Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.
 
  • #523
arildno said:
Ravenous opossum eats old fashioned FORTRAN punchcards.

Redneck shoots and eats ravenous opossum. Nuttin' like a hunk o' 'possum pie! :-p

-Dan
 
  • #524
a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head
 
  • #525
Mattara said:
a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

-Dan
 
  • #526
Mattara said:
a bucket of blue paint makes a redneck just a neck by hitting it in its head
Eco-terroist taking over the EPA and bans everything that harms the enviromet beats bucket of blue paint.
 
  • #527
The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction
 
  • #528
Argentum Vulpes said:
The FBI puts Eco-terrorist on there watch list and the government hounds them to extinction

(Let's see how many can figure this one out... :biggrin: )

"International Exports" beats the FBI.

-Dan
 
  • #529
Pablo Escobar beats (literally) small time exporter.
 
  • #530
a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar
 
  • #531
scott1 said:
a Colombian electronic surveillance team beats Pablo Escobar

A good old fashioned "Colombian cigarillo" beats Colombian electronic surveillance team.

-Dan
 
  • #532
Lung cancer wins. right let's start a new one :)
 
  • #533
ukmicky said:
Lung cancer wins. right let's start a new one :)

Lung fish beats lung cancer.

(And the beat goes on...)

-Dan
 
  • #534
African tribesman digging for water kills hibernating lungfish and puts an ends to the beat.
 
  • #535
An slave ship beats an African tribesman
(SORRY I'am not a racist but we all know what can beat a slave ship...)
 
  • #536
UN anti-slavery legislation(s) beats slave ships
 
  • #537
Crazy polticans froming an New world oder beats the UN...
(I'am still sorry)
 
  • #538
Patrick Fitzgerald leads to the conviction of crazy politicians
 
  • #539
John David Ashcroft beats Patrick Fitzgerald
 
  • #540
scott1 said:
John David Ashcroft beats Patrick Fitzgerald

Oliver North beats John David Ashcroft.

-Dan
 
  • #541
US grand jury beats Oliver North.
 
  • #542
Nancy Grace uses false information, misleading opening arguements, contradictory closing statements, and illegal searches to confuse the US Grand Jury
 
  • #543
dav2008 said:
Nancy Grace uses false information, misleading opening arguements, contradictory closing statements, and illegal searches to confuse the US Grand Jury

Connie Chung :!) beats Nancy Grace any day in my book!

-Dan
 
  • #544
knife beats connie chung
 
  • #545
yomamma said:
knife beats connie chung
Anti-technology freaks beat the knife . (Think long ago...way, way long ago. Pre-Stone age. Pre-pre-stone age. Before sharp rocks were common)
 
  • #546
Dawguard said:
Anti-technology freaks beat the knife . (Think long ago...way, way long ago. Pre-Stone age. Pre-pre-stone age. Before sharp rocks were common)
Intellgent Design beats Anti-technology freaks
 
  • #547
scott1 said:
Intellgent Design beats Anti-technology freaks

A 3 year old science student disproves Intelligent Design ( ).

-Dan
(Poor Connie Chung! :cry: )
 
  • #548
topsquark said:
A 3 year old science student disproves Intelligent Design ( ).

-Dan
(Poor Connie Chung! :cry: )
Chirstan Fundmentlist Science teacher failing him because he was attempting learn about real seciene beats A 3 year old science student.
(We need education system:cry: :cry: )
 
  • #549
scott1 said:
Chirstan Fundmentlist Science teacher failing him because he was attempting learn about real seciene beats A 3 year old science student.
(We need education system:cry: :cry: )

Scientologist (literally) beats Christian Fundamentalist Science teacher.

-Dan

(Hey, yesterday they owned the forum. Who owns it today I wonder?)
 
  • #550
topsquark said:
Scientologist (literally) beats Christian Fundamentalist Science teacher.

-Dan

(Hey, yesterday they owned the forum. Who owns it today I wonder?)
George Lucas leading an Army of star wars fans wearing stormtrooper amour with Darth Vader and Wookies beats Tom Cruise and the army of Scientologist...
 

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