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The discussion centers around humorous and exaggerated "Chuck Norris facts," showcasing the legendary toughness and absurd abilities attributed to him. Participants share various jokes, such as Chuck Norris being able to count to infinity, destroy the periodic table, and even have a roundhouse kick that defies physics. The tone is light-hearted, with many finding humor in the absurdity of these claims, which are often delivered in a serious manner for comedic effect. The conversation also touches on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor that transcends traditional joke formats. References to pop culture, such as Family Guy and the show Survivor, further illustrate the widespread recognition of these jokes. Overall, the thread celebrates the iconic status of Chuck Norris in popular culture through a series of entertaining and outlandish anecdotes.
  • #91
FizixFreak said:
Too bad that cannot happen the actor SULTAN RAHI has died about some 15-18 years:frown: but the character MAULAJUT lives on as a comic character which at that time was considered a action hero i can't believe my dad still likes this stuff:biggrin:


Heh... you love what you grew up with, you know what I mean?

Still, sorry about Sultan Rahi... I hope he died well. Bruce Lee, Sultan Rahi... these people need to live longer!
 
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  • #92
nismaratwork said:
Heh... you love what you grew up with, you know what I mean?

Still, sorry about Sultan Rahi... I hope he died well. Bruce Lee, Sultan Rahi... these people need to live longer!

Yeah i guess you are right when my dad is watching these type of movies i bearly controll my laughter.

sultan rahi unfortunately died at the hands of robbers he was shot three times sad but true!
Sultan rahi as the bruce lee of Pakistan i never saw it from this angle and the other guy that you see in the picture is still alive and he is also a badass

[PLAIN]http://a.imageshack.us/img717/1281/noorietshirtcopy.jpg

Sohneya is the equivalent of DUDE in English
 
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  • #93
nismaratwork said:
Oh, and my guess with that Russian fellow is that they feed him bricks, iron, and small children!

Yup, definitely some sort of metal! :biggrin:

nismaratwork said:
Seriously though, that looks like he's been a bare-knuckled fighter; his face is covered in bone-callouses.

Nah, he’s a boxer... but he employs the Neanderthal shaving style...

[PLAIN]http://www.hayemaker.com/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/nikolai_valuev2.jpg

:biggrin:
 
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  • #94
FizixFreak said:
FEDOR EMELIANENKO will kill this guy in a fight.

Agree, if they cut of the legs on VALUEV: 7 ft vs 6 ft doesn’t seem like a fair fight! :biggrin:
 
  • #95
[PLAIN]http://a.imageshack.us/img717/1281/noorietshirtcopy.jpg

THAT’S PETER SELLERS!
 
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  • #96
DevilsAvocado said:
Yup, definitely some sort of metal! :biggrin:



Nah, he’s a boxer... but he employs the Neanderthal shaving style...

[PLAIN]http://www.hayemaker.com/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/nikolai_valuev2.jpg

:biggrin:

Holy... Oh my...


That's an axe. He's... Wow... that's terrifying.

@FizixFreak: Damn... shot by robbers?! I read that he was in over 750 films, and a Punjabi hero! I'm sorry about that, but for your father... I think we're all supposed to laugh at the entertainment of our fathers... until we become like them! :wink:

Sohneya... I like that.
 
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  • #97
Heil THIS TechnoViking fans! Chuck Norris would kick the Deutsch Haarschmuck off TechnoViking's face with the TechnoViking's own sissy marscherar dans stovlar, which he would then donate to the nearest needy techno dance ensemble.
Thank you Chuck Norris. Be good to us, be kind to us.
 
  • #98
ThomasT said:
Heil THIS TechnoViking fans! Chuck Norris would kick the Deutsch Haarschmuck off TechnoViking's face with the TechnoViking's own sissy marscherar dans stovlar, which he would then donate to the nearest needy techno dance ensemble.
Thank you Chuck Norris. Be good to us, be kind to us.

I'll buy that... but um... how about Russian Axe-face guy? He looks like not much fazes him... like the suffering of others. :bugeye:
 
  • #99
nismaratwork said:
I'll buy that... but um... how about Russian Axe-face guy? He looks like not much fazes him... like the suffering of others. :bugeye:

Russian guy is good only two losses in his entire career a former champion BUT fedor can still beat him why check this out this is for those inferior humans who don't know what fedor is capable of



Nismar i guess you are right one day we will be old and our kids will probably laugh at our entertainment..., this one day i was passing by my neighborhood a and kid calls me "UNCLE" i looked back at the kid like "really" when i was a kid i use to wait for the time to grow up now that i have i don't even realize it:biggrin:
 
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  • #100
FizixFreak said:
Russian guy is good only two losses in his entire career a former champion BUT fedor can still beat him why check this out this is for those inferior humans who don't know what fedor is capable of


Okay, he’s good on wrestling... but in that case I throw in ALEKSANDR KARELIN! The Missionary trick won’t work on him!

aleksandr-karelin_15136459.gif




:biggrin:
 

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  • #101
ThomasT said:
Heil THIS TechnoViking fans! Chuck Norris would kick the Deutsch Haarschmuck off TechnoViking's face with the TechnoViking's own sissy marscherar dans stovlar,

JaJa das sexy Techno Sturmbannführer tanzen mit sissy stovlar på on das straße GUT JA auspuff!

:biggrin:
 
  • #102
DevilsAvocado said:
Okay, he’s good on wrestling... but in that case I throw in ALEKSANDR KARELIN! The Missionary trick won’t work on him!

aleksandr-karelin_15136459.gif




:biggrin:


I actually know about that guy no doubt he is a MONSTER!

But still fedor has more than just grappling skills to offer his striking is also AMAZING he out striked MIRKO CROCOP the most feared striker of that time(if you watch MMA you would know) and by the way his fight against the Korean guy was just a glimpse of his career you need to watch this



FEDOR ALL THE WAY BABY!

[PLAIN]http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/889/la65a4196f2e306d5efe85eib.jpg
 
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  • #103
FizixFreak said:
I actually know about that guy no doubt he is a MONSTER!

Yup! :biggrin:

FizixFreak said:
(if you watch MMA you would know)

Sorry, too gay for my taste...

700px-Mma_ground_fighting.jpg


:smile:
 
  • #104
DevilsAvocado said:
Yup! :biggrin:



Sorry, too gay for my taste...

700px-Mma_ground_fighting.jpg


:smile:

MMA is gay and wrestling is not??

[URL]http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokepics/1269.jpg[/URL]

:smile:

[PLAIN]http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/f/slowdan.jpg

:smile:
 
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  • #105
:smile::smile::smile:

wrestlingcamp.jpg



:smile::smile::smile:
 
  • #106
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris' speedometer measures in miles per second.

Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other people's teeth.

Starfish Prime was not a nuclear test. Someone challenged Chuck Norris to a belching match.

Chuck Norris got his driver's license at 16. Seconds.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
 
  • #107
Gravity is just a convenience Chuck Norris allows. It may be revoked at any time.
 
  • #108
FtlIsAwesome said:
Gravity is just a convenience Chuck Norris allows. It may be revoked at any time.

Oh, that needs to be a signiture. :smile:
 
  • #109
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.


Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.


Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
 
  • #110
FtlIsAwesome said:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.


Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.


Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink.

Chuck Norris can, "...Talk all four legs off an Arcturan Mega-Donky..." (Douglas Adams)
 
  • #111
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris.
 
  • #112
The warriors from the ancient times believed in bloodshed and violence the modern day warriors believe in..., Chuck Norris!
 
  • #113
FizixFreak said:
Forget chuck norris forget techno viking this guy is the next big thing

[PLAIN]http://twentyonwards.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834522e1369e2011570521c98970c-800wi

He is the chuck Norris of Pakistan and he is much better the American version.


He's the man! Don't mess with this guy!
 
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  • #114
Chuch Norris never eats honey, instead he chews on bees.
 
  • #115
cobalt124 said:
He's the man! Don't mess with this guy!

Well he really is the man just look how manly he looks in this picture

jaquette.jpg
 
  • #116
Whoa! He looks like he's just eaten the lions!
 
  • #117
Why did you think he killed them in the first place?
 
  • #118
He felt peckish and fancied an quick snack.
 
  • #119
FizixFreak said:
MMA is gay and wrestling is not??

Who says I’m a gay wrestler?? :bugeye: :bugeye: :bugeye: (:biggrin:)

FizixFreak said:
[URL]http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokepics/1269.jpg
[/URL]

I like those "earphones"! Gooo for it baby! :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
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  • #120
FizixFreak said:
:smile::smile::smile:

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:smile::smile::smile:


Never get the champ in behind!

:smile::biggrin::smile::biggrin::smile::biggrin:
 

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