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Popes and cardinals must be natural enemies. Whenever the pope population in the Vatican decreases, the cardinal population skyrockets, only to drop again when the pope population recovers.
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This one bears repeating:
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Just buy a car with a square hole.
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It's been a long time since I saw Philosoraptor...
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More of the ancient wisdom of the Philosoraptor.
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Um, what? 
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Maybe it's a veterinarian's clinic.berkeman said:
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Or the famous one on Bill Clinton asking the Buddhist hot dog vendor : " Make me one with Everything".Ibix said:
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I wonder how he keeps his martini dry.
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There was an old platformer computer game called James Pond. The player character was a fish. The sequel was James Pond 2: Robocod.jtbell said:
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Formal request to explain the joke. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly I recognise, but should I know the girl?nsaspook said:
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The girl frequently appears in online (FB) memes.Ibix said:
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Seems doing same thing with eyes as the two or three older men with the guns.Ibix said:
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Canadian artificial intelligence:
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New Uber rep in Russia: Pikap Andropov.
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Speaking of gas...
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Recent issue with programmers confusing Halloween and Christmas: Oct 31= Dec 25.