Originally posted by Artman
Artman, his spurs clinking an accent to his purposeful stride as he moves to the center of the road. A dust filled breeze blows a tumbleweed past him. He calls to the door of the saloon to Enthropy who stands at the bar inside drinking a whiskey.
Enthropy walks through the saloon doors, his gun still smoking in its holster. "What do you want?"
"What about the study of waves in water?"
"What about it?" Enthropy sneered.
"Did Einstein have an effect on the study of waves in water?"
The two men eyed each other, hands hovering over their guns. Did Enthropy have any bullets left?
Suddenly, the theme-song from
the Good, the Bad and the Ugly is playing in the background.
Without warning, Artman fires a single bullet at eNtRopY. Our hero eNtRopY falls to the ground. The entire town is silent... like a ghost town.
Laughing with the kind of sinister laugh that only bad guys have, Artman slowly walks over to eNtRopY's body just to kick it while it's down. As he stands over eNtRopY he raises his gun in the air and fires off five victory shots thereby emptying his six shooter.
Suddenly, eNtRopY kicks Artman right in the testicles! Yes, it's true! eNtRopY is alive!
As Artman is rolling around on the ground in severe, and humiliating, pain, he asks, "But... but... how?"
eNtRopY spits a bullet out of his mouth and replies, "I see you've forgotten about the Einstein-Euler equations." And with those words, he cracks his whisky bottle over Artman's head... sending him into the land where Einstein's dreams were made.
Our hero, eNtRopY, pick ups another bottle of whiskey, jumps on a conveniently placed white stallion, swoops the prettiest girl in town of her feet, and rides off into the sunset.
THE END.
eNtRopY
