Did Sir Francis Bacon edit Einstein's manuscripts?

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The discussion touches on various historical and scientific claims, including the assertion that the man on the moon will not be visible by 2006 due to the moon's rotation. It mentions bizarre statistics about spontaneous human combustion in the Arctic Circle, suggesting it exceeds gun-related deaths in the U.S. There are also claims regarding Nietzsche's translation of "Thus Spake Zarathustra" from gold tablets and Sir Francis Bacon's alleged editing of Einstein's manuscripts. Other notable points include the founder of Pepsi's connection to Coca-Cola and the existence of primitive fax machines in ancient Mesopotamia. The conversation blends fact and fiction, highlighting the absurdity of some claims while engaging in humorous speculation.
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the man on the moon will not be visible by the year 2006 due to the moons rotation.

Joseph Smith (of mormon fame) had a brother who was the first president of Coca-cola

There are more people each year, that living inside the arcitic circle, spontaneously combust, than there are people dying in gun related deaths in all of the United States combined.

Neitzsche claimed in 1900, that Thus Spake Zarasuthstra was found on Gold Tablets in the hills, and he translated it.

Jehovas witnesses in the year 2002 provide al-queada with over 2.2 billion dollars in cash.

There are 35 100 man crews working that have been working round the clock for 25 years to disprove the second law of thermodynamics.

Witteginstein is said to have logged over 10,000 hours of Pong in the last couple 3 years of his life.

The founder of Pepsi Co. was a former Coca Cola employee named Judas Troy.

Primitive fax machines have been found in ancient Mesopotania, which date to around the year 3200 BC.

In Craydzo, Arizona, the US government is believed to have dug a hole deep enough that they have been able to send a man 3/4 of the way to the core of the earth.

Julius Caesar lived to the age of 168. He attributed his old age to laughter and a bit of wine each day.

Robert Johnson is rumored to have gone back to the cross roads and asked a dark figure if he could become a King. Coincidentally, the year after Johnson 'died' a new rock and roller took the world by storm. His name? Elvis Preley.

Mendelholson-Barthololy is said to have hated musical staff notation, and is said to have transcribed many of Bach's works using Tab format.

John Kerry has completed 8 symphony's in his lifetime. Friend and accomplice Philip Glass has likened these compositions to mid period Stravinsky.

Adam Jones once admitted in an interview that Paul D'amour wrote '4 degrees' between 1987 and 1992.

Sir Francis Bacon is believed to have edited most of Albert Einseins manuscripts, before their publication.
 
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Denim Tent said:
There are more people each year, that living inside the arcitic circle, spontaneously combust, than there are people dying in gun related deaths in all of the United States combined.
The arcitic circle isn't well governed in general. There are also many nocturnal jellyfish attacks there.
Neitzsche claimed in 1900, that Thus Spake Zarasuthstra was found on Gold Tablets in the hills, and he translated it.
More people would know this, but Kubrick decided to cut this scene from 2001.
There are 35 100 man crews working that have been working round the clock for 25 years to disprove the second law of thermodynamics.
I know a few of these guys from area 51. They won't ever talk about their work, though.
Witteginstein is said to have logged over 10,000 hours of Pong in the last couple 3 years of his life.
Sir Francis Bacon, fortunatly, took up the slack and wrote most of W's output for this period.
The founder of Pepsi Co. was a former Coca Cola employee named Judas Troy.
And Judas Troy is connectable to Sir Francis Bacon, via Kevin Bacon, in any direction, by no more than six degrees of separation.
Primitive fax machines have been found in ancient Mesopotania, which date to around the year 3200 BC.
The interesting thing is that they were powered by rechargable ni-cad batteries.
In Craydzo, Arizona, the US government is believed to have dug a hole deep enough that they have been able to send a man 3/4 of the way to the core of the earth.
The Craydzo, Arizona hole is a hoax. This hole is actually located in Toadley, Az.
Julius Caesar lived to the age of 168. He attributed his old age to laughter and a bit of wine each day.
Bio-historians now are speculating that his renown longevity may have been the result of genes inherited from the Bacon branch of the Caesar family.
Mendelholson-Barthololy is said to have hated musical staff notation, and is said to have transcribed many of Bach's works using Tab format.
What's interesting is that he laboriously transcribed them from Bach's own personal CD collection of his own performances, that is still on view in the Bachsmuseum in Thomaskirche, or someplace.
John Kerry has completed 8 symphony's in his lifetime. Friend and accomplice Philip Glass has likened these compositions to mid period Stravinsky.
Sorry. Not Kerry. Bacon.
Sir Francis Bacon is believed to have edited most of Albert Einseins manuscripts, before their publication.
He sharpened up quite a few of the concepts in them while he was at it, as well. Without Bacon, no Einstein.
 
Denim Tent said:
Julius Caesar lived to the age of 168. He attributed his old age to laughter and a bit of wine each day.

I'm guessing Brutus merely tickled Julius with his knife then.
 
Ever read Foucoult's Pendulum?

Njorl
 
thx Denim Tent for the interesting facts. There are more at:
http://science.discovery.com/convergence/scienceofdeep/facts/facts.html
Check it out!
 
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jimmy p said:
I'm guessing Brutus merely tickled Julius with his knife then.
Who's Brutus? The man who eventually stabbed Julius when he was an old man lounging in the sun in his back yard one day was named Vito. He gained access by pretending to bring the gift of Olive Oil.
 
Brutus is the kitten that watched secretly from behind the shrubberies.
 
remcook said:
Brutus is the kitten that watched secretly from behind the shrubberies.
This explains why Caesar said "Et tu, Bruté?" He was trying to say "Have you eaten, Brutus?" People often seek comfort in their pets at the end.
 
Neitzsche claimed in 1900, that Thus Spake Zarasuthstra was found on Gold Tablets in the hills, and he translated it.
Unfortunately, Joseph Smith promptly stole his idea away and founded the Mormon Church.

Jehovas witnesses in the year 2002 provide al-queada with over 2.2 billion dollars in cash.
In exchange for heaven on Earth.

Witteginstein is said to have logged over 10,000 hours of Pong in the last couple 3 years of his life.
While concurrently he flogged over 12,000 hours of Dong.

In Craydzo, Arizona, the US government is believed to have dug a hole deep enough that they have been able to send a man 3/4 of the way to the core of the earth.
Whereupon the man exclaimed; “Can you tax me now? Can you tax me now?”
 
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BoulderHead said:
While concurrently he flogged over 12,000 hours of Dong.


That is just plain rude. I like it. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
 
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zoobyshoe said:
Who's Brutus? The man who eventually stabbed Julius when he was an old man lounging in the sun in his back yard one day was named Vito. He gained access by pretending to bring the gift of Olive Oil.

Brutus was Popeye's nemesis. He wanted Olive Oil for himself!

Njorl
 
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I remember someone on Slashdot posted a while ago that Da Vinci Code was loosely based on Foucoult's pendulum and that Brown 'probably' read it.
 
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Njorl said:
Brutus was Popeye's nemesis. He wanted Olive Oil for himself!
Popeye didn't arrive on the scene till three centuries later, when Marco Polo brought silk, fireworks, and animated films back from China. Popeye was silent at first. Then when recorded sound was invented his voice was provided by Sir Francis Bacon.
 
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Denim Tent said:
There are more people each year, that living inside the arcitic circle, spontaneously combust, than there are people dying in gun related deaths in all of the United States combined.
Thing on the news this evening about the arcitic circle: Arcitic government leaders met today to discuss the increasing numbers of dog sled teams that have gone missing without a trace. After several hours of discussion it was agreed that the best way to deal with this was to change the name of the arcitic circle to the arcitic triangle.
 
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Someone has sold on eBay the chance to have an Erdos number of 5:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3189039958
 
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